True Blood is ftw!

Hey guys, so I haven't been posting much which is shit. Yeah, throw your apples at me, whatever. Bleh.
So I was watching Incredible Tales on channel 5 yesterday and it's the dumbest shit ever. Let me tell you the story.
scene 1 : three ugly asian guys in a cab with a crazy old china taxi driver who likes to speed.
scene 2 : theres a indian guy thats damn bastard and decides to insult some ghost.
scene 3 : they hit a tree. -_- wtf.
scene 4 : they amazingly just drove off like that then they all went home.
scene 5 : the ugliest of the three guys takes his motocycle home and he picks up this damn shit ugly chic on the side of the road (crazy idiot, i know I wouldn't)
scene 6 : he brings the girl home and feels damn great when she holds his waist. wtf. then he thinks she's damn hot and like slaps himself for forgetting to take her number.
scene 7 : forgets to take baack his jacket cause he lent it to the ugly girl. then randomly, he throws his shirt on the floor and blood starts coming out???
scene 8 : goes back to the girls house and knocks on the door to ask for jacket.
scene 9 : this ugly fat bitch comes out of no where and starts yelling at the guy.
(I'M DAMN LAZY TO TYPE SO I'LL JUST SKIP TO THE LAST SCENE.)
scene 234 : they find out they're all dead. -_-

FUCKING DUMB RIGHT? All that shit to find out that they're dead. And they actually died when they crashed into the tree because of that stupid old china man who drove too fast. And for god's sake don't get me started on the effects. They just copy and pasted the girl's face into the bushes la. HAHA. I think that was damn funny. But whatever. Utt's kinda cute. But he's short. who cares.
Oh yeah! This cute guy from interviewed me and mary today. Well, I thought he was cute. But i couldn't understand anything he was saying! All I heard was "mmmmmmm" HAHA. But yeah, he was cute so who cares. :D Then we saw this hobo sleeping on the floor. HAHAHA. And I know it's really mean to make fun of people like that but like honestly!! the way he was sleeping was damn funny. He just found this random spot in the middle of no where and started to sleep! And his mouth was WIDE open. haha!!
I had my chinese oral today too. WOOO. I'mma fail. The teacher asked me "what would parents do if they had children that caused alot of trouble?" then I said "tell them if they don't change, they will go to jail." wtf! Chinese sucks.
The highlight of today was that guy. If you're reading this (you won't) THEN I LOVE YOU! you totally made my day! <3 and you wear braces. You understand my pain. fuckyeahbracefaces!! love you! INTERVIEW ME SOMEMORE. even though I think mary and I made ourselves look like idiots when we forgot what child labour was. At first I was thinking of child prostitution because your eyes were so nice to look at. But then I realised that that's totally different. shit.
OKAY. THIS SHOULD MAKE UP FOR MY LACK OF BLOGGING.
OH YEAH! BEFORE I FORGET.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BRENDON!!!!! LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU! I have since Primary 2. WOOOT! YOU'RE 23. OLD. BUT AGE DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS WE LOVE EACH OTHER (by we I meant, I) BUT YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN MY COUSIN SO I GUESS THAT'S OKAY!! teehee! yay! I love you! your birthday is on my favourite day! WOOOT! awesome.
goodnight.