retard phone calls.
HELLO ALL. ok if youre my friend you should know me, i sometimes dial the wrong phone number and i'll be like. HEY! wait is this the right number? and the person will be like NO? and i'll be like omg. im SO SORRY. sorry i disturbed you, bye. AT LEAST I DO THAT. ok this person who i think is like from like indonesia or something called my phone. TWICE. and like i didnt pick up cause like i was in the living room taking a drink. then i saw it and i called her. back heres our conversation. and ps the wrong spelling is not really wrong just read it to know how she said those few words.
ME: hey um did you call this number?
FKER: EY WHAT YOU WANN?
ME: DID YOU CALL IS NUMEBR? *gives the omfg youre deaf face.
FKER: NO I DON KNOW WHAT CHOO TALKIRING ABROUT.
ME: but heyy you called me twice you know? are you sure *reads out number to her
FKER: NO LARH GO AWAY.
ME: angryily shouts in the phone. GO TO HELL.
ok i didnt really shout and i dont think she heard me cause i heard *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* before i said it. maybe she did and MAYBE she didnt. shes so god-damn rude. like you fking called me and i thought i "knew" you but lost your number so i called you back. and you SHOUT AT ME? just drown in hell with clar-shit OK? cause uh we dont need such loser-ish people in singapore you can go to like wawakauhntaic island (fictional island) or something. make sure its deserted cause uh I DONT FKING WANT YOU TO CALL ME. like omg i cant believe that such people exist in our socitey so....... theres only one thing left to do. KILL THEM. so we can live a super duper happy life! (: but before we do that, we should grab hold of their numbers and then we should leave them like 50 missed calls then when they pick up tell them hey what the hell do you want? then say i didnt call your number!!!!!!! I DIDNT GO AWAY. then you hang up the phone and grin to yourself. TEEHEE. oh gosh i really feel pissed at that little b!tch UH. *disgusted face go to hell.
P.S// her or his (if hes gay)s number is 65190934 FEEL FREE TO CALL, i dont fking care. (:
P.P.S// hong li i'll pass you your water bottle on uh monday yeah?
P.P.P.S// hey all you readers dont let my suickish day ruin yours K? have a great weekend all except for her/him. ;D
ME: hey um did you call this number?
FKER: EY WHAT YOU WANN?
ME: DID YOU CALL IS NUMEBR? *gives the omfg youre deaf face.
FKER: NO I DON KNOW WHAT CHOO TALKIRING ABROUT.
ME: but heyy you called me twice you know? are you sure *reads out number to her
FKER: NO LARH GO AWAY.
ME: angryily shouts in the phone. GO TO HELL.
ok i didnt really shout and i dont think she heard me cause i heard *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* before i said it. maybe she did and MAYBE she didnt. shes so god-damn rude. like you fking called me and i thought i "knew" you but lost your number so i called you back. and you SHOUT AT ME? just drown in hell with clar-shit OK? cause uh we dont need such loser-ish people in singapore you can go to like wawakauhntaic island (fictional island) or something. make sure its deserted cause uh I DONT FKING WANT YOU TO CALL ME. like omg i cant believe that such people exist in our socitey so....... theres only one thing left to do. KILL THEM. so we can live a super duper happy life! (: but before we do that, we should grab hold of their numbers and then we should leave them like 50 missed calls then when they pick up tell them hey what the hell do you want? then say i didnt call your number!!!!!!! I DIDNT GO AWAY. then you hang up the phone and grin to yourself. TEEHEE. oh gosh i really feel pissed at that little b!tch UH. *disgusted face go to hell.
P.S// her or his (if hes gay)s number is 65190934 FEEL FREE TO CALL, i dont fking care. (:
P.P.S// hong li i'll pass you your water bottle on uh monday yeah?
P.P.P.S// hey all you readers dont let my suickish day ruin yours K? have a great weekend all except for her/him. ;D
posted by Jacqueline at
12:38 AM
1 Comments:
don't really get the title of your blog. what does this have to do with being retarded? slurs hurt any way you look at it. shocking as this might be, people who are mentally retarded have feelings. they usually aren't rude like the person who called you. they are just slower than you and I. that doesn't give anyone the right to demean and offend them with words.
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