It's been awhile.

HELLO.
It has been a really long time since I have blogged. Like about um 50092034934 gazillion years. Stupid bitches who I don't know be spammin' my blog. Heheh.
Recently some weirdo asked me for my number and he then procceed to text me and call me babe then I was all like. Whoa dude don't call me that then he was all like why not then I was like cause I'll call the cops then I totally went all ninja on him. Yeah... (; that's how I fuckin' roll!
I've been watching alot of The Big Bang Theory. It's fucking awesome because Sheldon is my moonpie. <3 Oh so I read on someone's tumblr that there are 30 things every girl wants a guy to do and I must say it is not true at all. THE INTERNET IS LYING LOLOLOLOL.

Okay I don't know if you guys are going to be able to enlarge this shit but I'll just point out the mistakes.

"7. Call her sweetie, not baby."
LOL What's the fucking difference?! I'd rather you call me Jack so I know you're not just giving me a pet name cause you're dating a bunch of other girls and you can't remember my name.

"8. Sing to her no matter how bad your voice is."
Honestly I'd rather you not, because I think if you can't sing and you sing to me, you'd break up with me after I record it and put it on youtube.

"14. Pick her up and act like you're going to drop her and she will scream and yell at you to let her down even though she loves it."
I think if any girl screams and yells for you to put her down she's being a 100% serious. And if you're a loser and you really drop her she's gonna bust your balls....

"29. Play fight with her and let her win."
Now that's just dumb. Every girl would know you're doing that on purpose it's not cute.

Okay end of this fuckery. I conclude that this was either made by a guy himself that thinks he's a fucking smartass and knows that girls want (take note that he is probably single) OR a fucking weird girl that likes people to carry her and then drop her. LOLWUT?!

Drill some logic into your heads.

Okay I know that there are two things you do not talk about, politics and religion. But some people are just stupid and therefore I just have to talk about it.

Let's get one thing striaght.
I believe in God, I just don't believe in religion.
Honestly, it's people like you who give God a bad name.

I like christianity but I can't stand Christians. They talk about "blind faith" as if it's some kind of virtue but blind faith is ignorance and that's a vice. They think that questioning faith leads to "immorality" and "ungodliness" but they fail to realize that if there's even an ounce of truth to their beliefs, questioning their faith will only make it stronger. Nobody has figured it out yet and unless God decesends from the sky to speak to you, nobody will ever have it figured out. The problem with an organized religion is that they think they have it all figured out and they want to tell you what it is. They are never willing to learn anything from what anyone else has to say.
Some bitch told me that me being a freethinker would mean I'm going to hell but look, I reason why I am a freethinker is because I've always found it difficult to practice and believe in something that constantly reminds me of my own death and how everything in my life is trival until death. Or stuff like how life is preparation for the next reality. At first, the basic idea of Christianity seems fine but after two thousand years of nobody being able to provide any evidence that there is a reality after physical death, what's the point?
And another thing with the vulgarities and all. If you were Christian, you shouldn't use it. You shouldn't just use it because you think you can just confess that sin. If you know very well it's a sin and you claim you love God so much then why do you even use it in the first place? You can't just do bad things and think it's okay because you can confess later, that's just bullshit. I know very well that I'm not a very good person and that I have a shitty personality but at least I have the courage to admit it.
Do you?

And look I know that there are really good Christians out there who really believe and who have alot of faith and I really really respect that and I respect them aswell. I just hate those other Christians that don't even care and who just throw their religion and people's faces and wave it around like nobody's busniess.
If you guys were 10% of those christians I respect then you would look at this post and accept it. (Like how you crackheads told me to accept God when I already do)
If you are the 90% of Christians who are bastards, then spam away. I don't use this blog that much anyway.

Guess who's back?!

Hello all, I haven't been blogging for a really long time but I was bored so now I'm back! I was reading all my old posts from like when I first started and I think I've improved alot. O: Like I was such a noob. Like writing about every guy I thought was hot, not very cool. hahaha. So I cut my hair! And like the guy at the salon place made it smell like the shop and passion fruit so I am afraid that bees'll like fly into my hair and attack my scalp. D:
Hmm, I think my phone bill is going to burst because I have been calling the same person every night for like 5 hours everytime and I don't think that's very good for me. Oh yeah! I did the weirdest thing today. I actually did math. Nono, not homework, I did it for fun. I want to be an astrologer. I really really want to be an astrologer. So I guess it's a good thing? Hmm.
My post is really boring and I can see that your faces are all like *_* -with drool of course. I'm sorry. Because SOMEONE had to ruin my mood!! D:< Fuck you bitch!!
I realise that i may have to wear glasses because I can wear mary's glasses and see better. If I do then I think my dad'll kill me. Then i'd be like good game, good game. Oh man.. My old ones are like so ugleh.
Ugh, that mood ruiner is so annoying. You don't fucking own the guy. -_- I don't even know why he likes you. Or how he can stand your face. How he can keep liking you even though you honestly kinda treat him like nothing. You can go fuck yourself with a chainsaw.
TUESDAY SHALL BE A GOOD DAY. If the stuff I planned even happens. I think we're gonna iCarly it. (If you know what I mean)

Dim Seeeeemmm!

Twas the night before christmas not a...... shit. I forgot how the rest of it goes. heh heh. Go google it or something. :/ don't hate, appreciate. heh. see what i did there? no? okay. :/
I just recieved a new message from Apple. HAHA. Epic. I want a message from strawberry. I like strawberries. Hmm, I'm so bored. Just got told I need to go for the bloody WKW competition wtf, at like 8 in the morning! Piss off!!!!! I don't think anyone reads my blog anymore. hohohoho! Actually thats a good thing, then i can bitch about all your bastards!!!!
Damn, I'm leaving on Monday. I have only like two people to say bye to. I'll probably only miss two people. Yup. That's how friendless I am!!! WOOT WOOOT! Fuckin owl.
I think I have love hate relationship with singaporean schools. hahahhaa, no. fuck that. I hate singaporean schools which is why i wanna move!!!!!! D: the fucking education system is so stupid. I think i blogged about this like 8 times already but like seriously, 3 years ahead of other countries except China because like, all the kids from there are like robots obviously. -_-
I fucking swear that the children in china are like robots or something okay? It's like bloody hell they don't even stop for toilet breaks. Real people need to pee! For one, that already proves that they aren't human. And plus they're always so fucking good at sports and like they never get injured or anything. PEOPLE GET INJURED. And they get like straight As for chinese and everything else. That already fucking proves it. Who the hell gets all As?! I didn't even get 1. :/
I feel like eating ramen. EH YA. WAH LAU, we were supposed to go eat ramen!!! D:<
Tomorrow is bubble tea day!!!! WOOOT! I've been so happpeh this whole week it's magical. Apart from having to leave on Friday. ): But i hope I come back with alot of clothes then like at least it'll be worth wasting my time there. :D
Oh umm, what else? Oh yeah, I think STOMP is kinda fucking stupid. Like they go blog hopping? and what not and just rip the contents of people's blog and criticize it! And they all use like stupid names like stomper something something. FUCK! If you wanna criticize someone and rip their fucking blog content off, then use your real name for godsakes! JUDGE PEOPLE WILL YOU?! Hahaha, i judge people too but well... hmpf. fuck you. ;P

Give up and let go.

I deleted my recent post. I feel like a bloody dumbass now. It was a good blog post. ):
Argh fuck that. Hmm. Thinking about it, maybe you're really starting to annoy me. I don't want to think that way but you are. But as of now, I can't be bothered and shant give a shit about your hella bad attitude. \m/ Done with this shit yo!
I went to Heartland mall with Hong Li and YJ today. Bloody hell. We just went to cold storage and I bought this shitty corndog. IT WAS LIKE FUCKING SALTY WTF. Pissed me off. But I just ate the hotdog. hohoho. don't think sick. I know you're thinking sick. Hmm. We were supposed to do our homework today, but we ended up going to the arcade. TEEHEE. and like I only finished one question. Which is bullshit. hahahaha.
Denise, i know you read my blog everyday. Maybe not anymore. D: I'm sorry if i don't post anymore. you ever tag ever bloody hell. hahaha! I just realized.
Ah dammit, what happened to me? I'm not funny anymore. D: I just read all my old blog posts and realized how fucking lame i was. HAHAHAHHAA. I blogged about guys like all the bloody time. HAHA. SLUT! ;D I think it's so gross. And I used to blog like everyday. I had no life. Hehehehehehe. Joshua is like telling me bloody lame jokes now what the fuck. HAHA.
OH. GUESS WHO I SAW DURING GUITAR? I saw the bloody annoying girl with the ugly big eyes!!!!! PISSED ME OFF. Thinking about the woman and what not!!!!!!! Angry!
I'm thinking about something funny to blog about bloody hell. Hmm, is it funny that I dropped my iPod on my facing multiple times while using it? Ah, nope. Not really. Not funny at all. Bloody hell. I punched myself in the face yesterday, I was like dancing alone in my room then my hand whacked my face. HAHAHA. I think facebook sucks now. The bloody thing lags and shit.
Fuck it. If you want a funny post then you gotta wait till someone random shit pisses me off. Whoooooooo! Okay. Vanessa. You better tag.

FLARGH!

Haven't blogged for a really long time but I am now so shut up. (this is because i'm pissed. so i'm trying to act angry)
you know what I just found out? I just found out that i am expected to pay 2 bucks for a fucking game i didn't even know was being held like a few hours ago. NO. It's not the fact that i have to pay money that i'm pissed. it is the FACT that i was not informed of this and that I am EXPECTED or rather FORCED to do DUTY for a fucking game I didn't know was being held. And the duty is for 2 fucking hours plus my class duty, I might as well not even go. And I spent 30 FUCKING DOLLARS for tickets I will probably not use. WOULDN'T THAT PISS YOU OFF?
And I thing, I don't want to do duty for a game I don't even know how to play, FUCK THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE GAME IS. As for my class game. You want to know I honest opinion? Don't fucking diss me because when you asked who wanted a game I SAID NO. The game is fucking dumb. FIRST. WE HAVE TO DRAG THREE BLOODY HEAVY MATS FROM THE HIGHEST FLOOR. SECOND. WE HAVE TO STUFF PILLOWS WITH COTTON WOOL AND PAPER AND SET UP THE WHOLE DAMN GAME.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE GAME IS?
I SHALL TELL YOU. YOU TAKE A "PILLOW" AND YOU HIT YOUR FRIENDS. WHY?????? SO YOU CAN GET A PIECE OF STRING. -_-
Unless you're playing it with people you hate, I suggest you don't play it at all. I don't even fucking get it. Yeah to bond our class and shit but you know what? People are getting more pissed than into it I can tell you that for sure. I'm not dissing the person that created the game or whatever, i just think it's stupid. Honest opinon. Take it as it is.
So now I am pissed. YES. LITTLE THINGS LIKE THAT MAKE ME PISSED.
YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT SAYING I HAVE A PROBLEM.
IS MY PROBLEM A GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE TO MURDER ANYONE THAT PISSES ME OFF? I FUCKING HOPE SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screw you!

Hello everyone. I would like to start off with a short paragraph for the awesome coach tan (:
Damn, it's sad that you have to leave us. You've been the greatest coach to not only me but to the rest of the team. It's a privilege to have you train me. I don't care if the new coach is better. You will always be the best because you are the funniest, bestest and "hottest" coach there is in Singapore. And not o mention the coolest with the sandcastles and what not. (the hottest thing was a joke that you should know of. hahaha) And even though we might not show it, or want to say it, I know that each and every one loves you like alot and well, we'll definitely miss you. I'm sad. ):

OKAY. NOW. ON TO THE RANT.
I HATE RUDE SINGAPOREANS. YOU ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO BLOODY DISGRACE SINGAPORE. Okay let me tell you what happened before I insult them.
Okay so I was with Nicole at the taxi stand and like I accidentally stood at the place where you put your trolley at and like so this fucking bitch like stood behind and like shouted at me THEN SHE ROLLED HER EYES. LIKE UH. fucking rude la! And like you're already SO SHORT. SO UGLY. NO MONEY TO BUY DECENT LOOKING CLOTHES. Why are you still so rude?! No wonder you're single man. If a guy ever dated you you'd be all like shitty to him and he'll probably leave you. I THINK TRACE CYRUS IS PRETTIER THAN YOU. you piece of horse shit.
Okay then NEVERMIND, i let it slide... THEN THIS OTHER FUCKER (I bet she was your friend) Like came with her muther fucking trolley WITH SO LITTLE THINGS. LIKE CAN'T YOU USE A FUCKING CARRIER? YOU'RE ALREADY POOR TO THE BLOODY EXTENT THAT YOU HAVE TO BUY SO LITTLE THINGS AND YOU STILL WANNA BE RUDE?! Not to mention, you were also damn ugly. You probably live in a two room flat with your stupid son. Who is probably father-less because of your SHITTY ATTITUDE. I feel bad for your son. He probably got the ugly shit genes from you. -_- Okay so I STOOD AT THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING TROLLEY PUTTER THING. Then she like YELLED at me to move THEN she even like bloody forced her fucking cart in to show she was pissed and made DAMN alot of noise. STUPID FUCKER. Still TSKED. YOU THINK I HAVE FUCKING EYES AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD?! I probably did but they lost their ability to see after they saw you. Stupid ass shit. Then I shook the cart thing then you turn back la! FUCK YOU. It's people like YOU WHO CAN'T SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH, HAVE NO MANNERS AND PROBABLY FAILED PSLE. THIS IS WHY YOU ARE SO FUCKING POOR AND WHY YOU CAN ONLY BUY SO LITTLE THINGS FROM FUCKING NTUC EVEN THOUGH IT'S CHEAPEST SHIT PLACE ITHER THAN VALUE DOLLAR!!! You probably got your clothes from there. I THINK MY SCHOOL BAG IS WORTH MORE THAN YOU. Hope you get herpes. Oh wait, no one will wanna fuck a idiot NO MANNER SHIT FACE LIKE YOU. Oh well, i'll fucking rip your head off in your sleep. Wait, I don't wanna get the ugly diease. YOU WILL DIE YOUNG. I DON'T CARE. SCREW YOU! AND YOUR UGLY FACE! you will die young because you ruined my mood.

Oh shit. I saved that. since like afternoon when I got back. Urgh. I'm still pissed I need anger management. It's not a joke anymore. shit.
http://cureanxiety.com/do-you-have-these-symptoms-of-anger-disorders
I honestly think I have anger disorder. I think when they say "you can be a normal person again" it's damn funny. Like I'm just a angry person, doesn't mean i'm not normal. :
Ah well, I need help. You should help me. Okay. Goodnight.
I'm quite happy that you guys broke up. What a bitch I am.
WELL. okay. Not really. I'm sad and pissed and I'm not normal. GO AWAY. WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?! HUH? okay. well. bye. ):