I Love Metallica, Afro and Smoker Dude.
OH MY GOD THEY WERE SO DAMN HOT. I LOVE STARBUCKS LIKE ANY SHIT IN THE WORLD.
Ok so the they is like three awesome drumer guys that were all so damn cute and stuff so Jill, Nicole and i just sat behind them at like Starbucks (almost) the whole time we were out OMG. then we saw this other guy with like another blonde guy then the blonde guy was with like his girlfriend and they loved P.D.A like wtf. The girl should've tattooed 'P.D.A we just dont care' on her head what a bitch. then like they sat at the step to Zara then they kept kissing so Jill and i started saying oh that guy likes the girl and it hurts him to see them kiss. haha so damn dumb.
then like we saw this asian girl that was so fucking gothy and like she was like wearing ear muffs and like fish nets on her leg and her hair was blond-ish ASAIN OK? then Jilll and i started singing. " I see your sweat is dripping because your clothes are ass thick and youre asian blond doesnt suit you chinese people dont look good (with blonde hair) You have fish nets on your leg and they are used to catch fish well then it means that you are a fish." In the tune of you better pray then nicole said something that made JILL AND MY HEART LIKE BREAK INTO A MILLION DAMN PIECES.
Nicole : " DUDES! UGLY ASIAN GIRL IS DATING AFRO!"
Jill : " What the fuck?"
Me : " NOOOOO FISHING WAY NOOO NOO NOOO. wait not smoker or metallica right?"
Nicole : " No im sure its afro."
Jill and I : " Oh afros fine we dont really think hes hot anyways." (:
And you know what? that girl actually gave me hope cause shes really ugly but shes dating like a drumer/nice haired/sunglasses wearing/Mocha Frapp drinking Hot dude. so yeah Im really sure that Estelle is hotter than her so yeah I or rather WE STAND A CHANCE TO GET A SUPER HOT GUY AS OUR GUYFRIENDS. (when we're older.) YEAH! AWESOME! (:
Then nicole made us leave. -_- ARGH AND WE WERE SO RELUCTANT TO LEAVE.
But we left (P.S// WE WENT BACK LATER AND SAT BEHIND THEM) (: then a guy was like holding a sign saying FREE HUGS then we were like standing next to him then the american dude hugged Nicole. Then after they hugged he was like ' Hey you hug like really good.'
OOH NICOLE HOFBAUER SOME ONE LIKES YOUUUUU. (:
P.S// If you guys just wanted to know Metallica. Afro and Smoker Dude they we ALL DRUMMERS (so jill). Like i liked smoker dude and Metallica best cause they we like uh uh uh Awesome YEAH WITH A CAPITAL A.
P.P.S// THEY WERE NOT ASIAN OK? THEY WERE AMERICA-N. (:
Ok so the they is like three awesome drumer guys that were all so damn cute and stuff so Jill, Nicole and i just sat behind them at like Starbucks (almost) the whole time we were out OMG. then we saw this other guy with like another blonde guy then the blonde guy was with like his girlfriend and they loved P.D.A like wtf. The girl should've tattooed 'P.D.A we just dont care' on her head what a bitch. then like they sat at the step to Zara then they kept kissing so Jill and i started saying oh that guy likes the girl and it hurts him to see them kiss. haha so damn dumb.
then like we saw this asian girl that was so fucking gothy and like she was like wearing ear muffs and like fish nets on her leg and her hair was blond-ish ASAIN OK? then Jilll and i started singing. " I see your sweat is dripping because your clothes are ass thick and youre asian blond doesnt suit you chinese people dont look good (with blonde hair) You have fish nets on your leg and they are used to catch fish well then it means that you are a fish." In the tune of you better pray then nicole said something that made JILL AND MY HEART LIKE BREAK INTO A MILLION DAMN PIECES.
Nicole : " DUDES! UGLY ASIAN GIRL IS DATING AFRO!"
Jill : " What the fuck?"
Me : " NOOOOO FISHING WAY NOOO NOO NOOO. wait not smoker or metallica right?"
Nicole : " No im sure its afro."
Jill and I : " Oh afros fine we dont really think hes hot anyways." (:
And you know what? that girl actually gave me hope cause shes really ugly but shes dating like a drumer/nice haired/sunglasses wearing/Mocha Frapp drinking Hot dude. so yeah Im really sure that Estelle is hotter than her so yeah I or rather WE STAND A CHANCE TO GET A SUPER HOT GUY AS OUR GUYFRIENDS. (when we're older.) YEAH! AWESOME! (:
Then nicole made us leave. -_- ARGH AND WE WERE SO RELUCTANT TO LEAVE.
But we left (P.S// WE WENT BACK LATER AND SAT BEHIND THEM) (: then a guy was like holding a sign saying FREE HUGS then we were like standing next to him then the american dude hugged Nicole. Then after they hugged he was like ' Hey you hug like really good.'
OOH NICOLE HOFBAUER SOME ONE LIKES YOUUUUU. (:
P.S// If you guys just wanted to know Metallica. Afro and Smoker Dude they we ALL DRUMMERS (so jill). Like i liked smoker dude and Metallica best cause they we like uh uh uh Awesome YEAH WITH A CAPITAL A.
P.P.S// THEY WERE NOT ASIAN OK? THEY WERE AMERICA-N. (:
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