Sunday, June 28, 2009

I HATE MY MAID.

HELLO people of the earth, Guess what? I hate my maid! And no, i'm not a freak that hates her for NO reason GUESS WHAT SHE DOES? SHE JUST FUCKING THROWS WHAT SHE "THINKS" YOU DON'T "NEED" AND JUST LIKE DUMPS IT! EVEN THOUGH IT'S FUCKING PRECIOUS.

1. MY FUCKING POKEMON CARDS! DUDE!!!! POKEMON CARDS!
(Not that i play it now but it took me SO long to collect them!)
2. She wanted to throw away my old clothes cause she said she THOUGHT i didn't need them!
3. SHE THREW AWAY MY CHINESE NOTES! (thats why i sucked since then)
4. She like THREW AWAY my earpiece cause she thought the sponge came out so i couldn't use it anymore.
5. She THREW away my stuff!

Okay here are some other things she did that TOTALLY pissed me off!
1. She WASHED MY CLOTHES WITHOUT TAKING MY SHIT OUT OF MY POCKETS! (even after i told her to 20000000438957130459129 times! And the things she ruined were My VERY IMPORTANT dentist form, my CANDY, MY MONEY (PAPER NOTES PEOPLE), and AND She THREW my stack of PAPERS AWAY and you know what was INSIDE? MY FUCKING PIANO CERT OKAY???? AND AND SHE THREW AWAY MY MUTHAFUCKIN' MC SO I COULDN'T GIVE IT TO THE TEACHER AND SHE THOUGHT I SKIPPED SCHOOL. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BITCH!
And you know what? The dentist got PISSED at me cause she has PROBLEMS with herself and like totally RIPPED my mouth apart when my appointment was up! I had like a cavity and she toally just ripped my tooth off! AND TAKING MY TOOTH OUT WOULD'VE BEEN LESS PAINFUL THEN DOING THE DUMBFUCK CAVITY.

Okay, to cool down, i think i shall change the topic, Let's talk about things i'm scared of.


THINGS THAT FREAK ME OUT.


Okay to be exact, TONS of shit freak me out. But here's some of the few i think freak me out the MOST. Like most things don't scare me, like horror movies but SOMEHOW, these things do...

1. Dolls.
2. Clowns
3. My nightmares.

I don't know i just seem to be very afraid of em'. Like cause once, i had this dream that like a group of dolls like came alive at night and they tried to kill me. And guess what? THEY DID. So yeah i was really freaked out. So then the one about clowns, Okay my dad used to bring me to this maze and NOOO it wasn't just ANY maze, it was the WORST maze of ALL mazes! IT WAS THE MIRROR MAZE, AND IT FUCKING FREAKED THE HELL OUTTA ME. Like, EVERY FUCKIN' WHERE I TURNED I'D SUDDENLY SEE A CLOWN! THEN WHEN I TURN BACK THE FUCKING CLOWN WOULD BE GONE! FUCK! And like i had a dream that this clown like was trying to KILL me in the mirror maze and i had to get out to survive, Holy Chirst i was scared.
And yes OH yes, my nightmares. For normal people, they wake up and have an awesome dream like like joe jonas kissed them or something (for me personally, that'd be a nightmare too) But MY dreams WOAH-HO-HO. They are ALWAYS nightmares! It's either that, or like something very terrible and horrible happens to me or y friends in the dream. Oh god, you should pray i don't dream about you man.

BUT anyways, DENISE SINCE YOU READ MY BLOG LIKE EVERYDAY (even when i don't post) CAN YOU TAG? :) Hahahaha.

2 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Me too! My grand mom's maid threw all of my school glue on my notebooks and she doesn't even care, she fixed my bed and she always put two pillows on the top of my blanket! I always say to her that i don't want pillows and she always throw my painting and crafting stuffs under the bed so that I can't find it, she fuckingly sucks and i want to stab her in her chest

January 2, 2016 at 3:18 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I hate my japannese maid it suck

February 11, 2020 at 5:49 AM  

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