I got DCMA, I also got jabbed in the thigh by a tombstone. (:

HEY GUYS! I went to the graveyard? And when i was like climbing down after praying and stuffs i got jabbed in the thigh and you know what? When i came back to check THERE WAS A CUT WITH A BRUISE AROUND IT! omfg its like damn painful. Then after all that shit, i went out with Yu Yu. And yeah. So LETS DO A QUIZ! (:
[x] Both of your parents are from Asia (Sadly yes)
[x] You were born in Asia (Oh its a no for my sister.)
[ ] You use the term "Azn" (A= awesome Z = Zan N= no?)
[ ] You think DDR is cool (DDR? like dr d backwards?)
[ ] You've watched lots of anime (Ew.)
[ ] You like Korean drama (They always have love triangles then suddenly someone will die.)
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone (How do i get it in?)
[x] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race (THE AD SAID TO PROMOTE INTERATIAL MARRIAGES OKAY?)
[x] You eat rice almost everyday (I wish i didnt)
[ ] You drink lemon tea (EW.)
[ ] You style your hair (Speechless)
[ ] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster (FACEBOOK FTW!)
[x] You speak languages other than English (Yes unfortunately i was forced to learn chinese)
[x] Your parents are strict (Yes they spank me.)
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you (MAYBE?)
[ ] You always get A's/B's on your report (I flunk it.)
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting (Are we learning biology now? I forgot)
[ ] You know your multiplication table (I can count it. :D)
[x] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong (PINGPONG IS IRISH?)
[ ] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge
Im getting too lazy to add the extra comments on already.
[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[ ] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February (Chinese New Year)
[ ] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[ ] You play video games
[x] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times (WAIT whats a LAN? is it like land without the d?)
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[ ] You own a gaming console
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't
[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[ ] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You have a curfew (I can talk my way outta it now. :)
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means ( i thought tb was tubercolosis?)
[ ] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[ ] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies
[ ] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?" (Asian Pride)
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before
[x] When you ask for your mum's permission she goes "ask your dad"

I have uh 19 Xs.
so muiltply it by two and thats how asian you are.
(19x2= 38) i used a calculator. :)
IM 38% ASIAN?!?!?!?! THATS WAYYYY TO MUCH ASIAN! yuck! I am very very sad.

P.S// My knckles are brusied my punched my dads knckles before i knew they were so bloody hard.