I want my children to be hot :)

Hey guys! Well, i wish i could brag and talk about how Geog was a breeze.......... But i can't because
1. GEOG SUCKS BALLS.
2. GEOG WAS NOT A BREEZE IT WAS A TORNADO.
3. GEOG SUCKS BALLS.
Thats why, so instead i'm gonna tell you guys my FUTURE plans from when i have children, don't even think anyone will marry me because
1. I'm ugly
2. I'm fat
3. I'm ugly
Thats why, but either way IM STILL GONNA PLAN. I DON'T CARE, so im gonna list out the top ten or twenty (heh heh) possible names for my kids both male and female.

GUYS.
1. Bam
2. Kane
3. Zac or Issac (sounds pretty much the same.)
4. Andrew
5. Gabriel
6. Jack
7. Daniel (HEY JACK DANIELS HAHA)
8. Nate
9. Callum
10. Morgan
11. Travis
12. Trevor
13. Mikey (MI-EC-KEY)
14. Ian
15. Evan
16. Mclovin' (superbad! haha!)
17. Brendon
18. Ryland
19. Alexander
20. Rebel (its nice)

GIRLS.
1. Ingrid
2. Tegan
3. Blair
4. Helena
5. Scarlett
6. Ruby
7. Holly
8. Jaelyn
9. Maria
10. Jill (HAHA)

Why you ask, why only 10 girl names and like 20 guy names. Because the truth is that guy names are just MUCH nicer than girl names. And well here are the top TEN names you shoud NEVER name your child. For both guys and girls. no particular order.

1. Toshie (Do you know what this means? It means butt okay?)
2. Truth (What if you kid turns out to be a liar?)
3. Abba (Isn't that the band??? FAN MUCH.)
4. He (Yes HE. and you wanna know something?? Its a girls name..)
5. Shawntelle (If you were planning for a guy and wanted to name him shawn this would be a perfect name for a last minute girl)
6. Blue (WTF. blue? I'll name his younger brother light blue.)
7. Meander (Its a bend in the river!!!! Shes gonna be made fun of! retard.)
8. Ebony (ITS A TYPE OF FUCKING WOOD.)
9. Ka'lessteralle (Oh, by the way its pronounced as cholesterol)
10. Ecstacy (Isn't it a drug?!?! You want your kid to get hooked on crack?)

So no offence to people who have these names, i think its stupid and retarded. Pretty dang funny too............ Hahaha, and well you can slowly think of baby names too! :)
Still a long way to go, a fucking long way to go.