3 wishes?

Hey guys, so a lot and i mean A LOT of people have asked me a very typical question that i bet you've been asked before.
"If you had 3 wishes what would you wish for?"
Well, in order for people to stop asking me i figured i'd just write it here so you people won't bother me.
WISH ONE : I wish i could be taller, MUCH taller.
WISH TWO : I wish Coldplay would come back to Singapore cause they're so awesome.
WISH THREE : I wish for three more wishes.
Teehee! Im greedy i know, but A MAGICAL "THING?" comes along and wants to give you three FREE FRIGGIN' WISHES AND YOURE TELLING ME YOU JUST WANT THREE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MORE? If you were only gonna wish for three wishes, then i seriously don't know what the hells wrong with you. And if you don't know who Coldplay is, theres something wrong with you too.

"Who's Coldplay? Why do you keep talking about them?"
"Well, they're like the awesomest fuckin' band in the universe?!?!"
"They are? Are they even famous?"
"Wtf, yes they are...."
"But i dont know them! It means that they're not famous cause i have'nt heard of them."
*starts to sing violet hill*
"HEY! I KNOW THAT SONG, WHO SANG IT?"
"Coldplay?"

You see? There are really like REALLY retarded people in the world. So i tell you in your face HA! YOU SHOULD'VE GONE TO THEIR CONCERT!
Oh and for those of you who didn't go but want to read the post about them, heres the link.
http://jacquelinepeppermint.blogspot.com/2009/03/coldplay-viva-la-viva-tour.html
And for those of who don't know ANYTHING about them heres a link you MUST click on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BVcnbUOL1g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY6zLd1NoUU&feature=related
Its violet hill acoustic and the scientist, and i can play violet hill on the piano :)

P.S.// No Janicia, im not a fangirl.
P.P.S// F.R.E.D. is really really nice :)