Accents.

Hey guys, so today i had this stupid book report and we had to like read our reflections and like summary and an exract from the book and i noticed like a lot of people in my class purposely change their accent in front of people. Which is stupid.
Okay, i'd understand if you were like around people with like strong accents but like you're in front of bloody chinese people who have the same accent as you C'MON DUDE!
Like you speak singlish in front of me then when you go up for the reading thing you suddenly become what, BRIT?? Like it's not even american, IT'S BRITISH. WTF!!
But then i had a thought, if Brits still controlled Singapore and stuff like we'd all be white and we'd have british accents. Which would be weird but still! We wouldn't be speaking singlish.
And seriously, i don't even know what la, leh, lor. Stands for! Like who the hell created those words?!?! Like i only know you use la, when you really want something or like when you're critisizing someone then like leh is like when you use really then you go really leh. And lorh, is like when you really can't be bothered then you tell the person, you go do lor. But what are the actual meanings of those stupid ass no meaning words?
I don't know either. :D
So i googled them and here's what they actually mean.
Leh: Was the capital of the Himalayan kingdom of Ladakh. (WHADDA FUCK?)
La: A state in New York (L.A.)
Lor: Wiki said it can be reffered to as Lady Of Rage. (WHAT?!?!)

So here are some sentences.
I don't feel so well leh. REALLY MEANS.... I don't feel so well, the capital of the Himalayan kingdom of Ladakh.
Don't like that la. REALLY MEANS.... Don't like that, a state in New York.
You go do lor. REALLY MEANS.... You go do Lady Of Rage.
IT SOUND TOTALLY WRONG MAN.
YOU'RE ACTUALLY SAYING YOU WANNA DO SOME RANDOM CHICK CALLED RAGE?!?!
If you're thinkin' heh heh heh. Get the hell outta my blog because i don't want a sick bastard reading my blog.

DAAAYYMM, HA, TAKE THAT ENGLISH TEACHER!
(I said that cause she said damn was a bad word and that it is actually a vulgar word. NOT.
damyymm! HA GET PISSED I SAID A VULGARITY.
FUCK.)