I can whislte, bet you can't. (I bet you're whistling right now)

Hey guys/girls/men/women/gays/aladdin.
I'm gonna blog about different stuff today, WHY? CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT.

Okay, FIRST. If you guys don't know, i think All Time Low is awesome. (aren't i right?) and ALEX IS MINE - nothing personal.
Jack belongs to Jill.

SO, I was watching HBO the other day and i saw THIS GUY.

DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE SOMEONE?
Yes, he looks like Alex Gaskarth.



FUCKING AMAZING RIGHT?
I don't care if you think i'm crazy, they bloody look alike. (you know that i know that you know that i know that you know that both of them look alike, don't think i don't know) :)


OKAY NEXT THING.
The other day, i was like taking a bus with Andrea home, well nothing funny about that, but wait! Then when the bus comes, we waited at the front of the queue cause we weren't assholes who cutted (excuse my poor use of english) other people's queue. SO THEN, there was this old woman behind us. Then he got impaitent and she like made some weird buzzing sound like behind of us! WTFH! YEAH! It went like *EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAHHHHHH* I fucking swear, she's bloody crazy. THEN, She gets on to the bus as if she's like Kayne West or something then she sits in the BEST SEAT OKAY? NEAR THE TV SOMEMORE *shameless!* AND YOU KNOW WHAT? She sat there and ATE A BLOODY PURPLE COLOUR PAO IN THE BUS! ILLEGAL SHIT DUDE! She screeched some unknown language in my ear then she takes the best seat then she decides to sit there and eat her dumbass purple coloured pao while i'm left STANDING. ^%$!#!%$!^&&^!$!

Moving on............
So, here's MY POST to prove that The Jonas Brothers SUCK.
1. They look more gay as they age.
2. They probably are gay.
3. There was recently a poll about which person influced their (50 15 year old girls) lives more, Jesus or The Jonas brothers and GUESS WHAT? 43 of them picked the Jonas Brothers! WTF!
4. They are gay.
Okay, right now the main focua is on point number three. FUCK YEAH. THEY SAID JONAS BROTHERS. HOW GAY CAN THEY BE?? Like they're influencing 15 year old girls to love them more than they love jesus. I FOR ONE LOVE JESUS, even though i'm a free thinker.

P.S.// I think the girls that like the jonas brothers are all faggots, they should be killed and put in Iraq to fight wars rather than putting innocent (hot) guys there to fight. Those faggot girls will each be given an iPod that includes jonas brothers song, i'll also throw in a few Miley Cyrus songs too, they can listen to the songs as they fight (and hopefully die, haha just kiddin') and then if they do they, they'll go to like jonas brothers' heaven, and it's slogan will be "WE HAVE A FAGGOT FOR EVERYONE"

P.P.S.// I don't hate the jonas brothers, i just think they're gay. - Nothing Personal.


As you can see...... This is a flyer. For a concert i am obviously not attending, UNLESS one of you buys tickets for me. :) It'd be really damn special cause it's a day before my birthday. If ANYONE wants to buy me those tickets (probably not) i swear, everytime i see you, i'll cry tears of joy. Becuase i love you too much to describe in words (what a shit loadda crap) :

P.S.// JILL BUY US SOME TICKETS SO YOU CAN SEE JACK. AND SO I CAN SEE ALEX. HAHA.