Your name gets you the fame.

Hello guys!
I'm gonna REDO my post on naming my kids, i have RANDOMLY decided that it's time i choose a new batch of names for my unlucky children. I want my kid to be a boy! :D

BOY NAMES
A - Alexander, Andrew, Anthony
B - Bjorn, BAM.
C - Caleb (Hohohoho), Callum
D - Destery, Drake, DESTRO
E - Edward (NOT AFTER EDWARD CULLEN)
J - JACK. (named after me of course.)
L - I'm sorry if you're holy and this offends you but, Lucifer....
R - Rocket, Rebel, Ray (if his surname is gun)
S - Sean.
T - Trevor, Troy.
Z - Zac.

GIRL NAMES
A - Alexis, Alexandra.
B - Blair.
C - Callie
H - Holly.
I - Ingrid
J - JACQUELINE (haha, bitchh)
K - Kyra
L - Lila
R - Ruby
M - Maria
T - Tegan


As you can see, i don't really want a girl. :P
OKAY, now you know what everyone wants to be famous don't you? So i'm gonna show you 5 fucking weird names celebrities give their kids. crazy bunch of bastards.....
It is in a random order, btw.

1. Fifi Trixibelle
Who the hell names their daughter FIFI??????? OMFG! I bet you'd just kill yourself if your name were fifi, not to mention, her middle name is TRIXIBELLE. wtf. Her parents want her to grow up to become a fairy i suppose.

2. Kyd
This name just has WTF written all over it. I am not stupid and neither are you (okay, maybe you are). This is just another way of spelling KID. smartass parents.

3. Tu Morrow
I am not lying, this is the kid's name, yes. It is also another way of spelling tomorrow. It'll be hell on the first day of school.....
TEACHER : "Hey little girl, what's your name?"
LITTLE GIRL :" Tu morrow." :D
TEACHER :"Would you mind telling me TODAY?"
LITLLE GIRL :"Yes... Tu Morrow..."
TEACHER :" WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? I WANT YOUR NAME TODAY."
LITTLE GIRL :"Tu Morrow."
*teacher then kills the poor poor child*

4. Jermajesty
Are you serious? Jermajesty? I stand corrected, i have nothing to say.

5 . Ocean
Hahahaahahaha. OCEAN. and i bet her sister's names are "sea, river and lake"

Okay, honestly, i think those names are cool, FOR DOGS. Not for kids! They're totally gonna be made fun of! ): SO SAD. SO SAD. My next post will probably be about gays, so if you're gay, TAG! :D