I don't know what the title should be.

Hello guys, you're probably wondering why i'm not blogging about IJ Fiesta. Well, that's really simple to answer cause i don't want to. :) Just enjoy the damn poem.............

My exams were so screwed up, i wish i could rot and die,
Before my dad screws me up, i better go eat some apple pie.
I failed my math, geography and history too,
I know it sounds like i didn't study but if you thought that, fuck you.
I failed because i didn't like Chandraguta Mauryan or algebra or maps,
If you like that i'd say you were a nerd and toally kick your ass.
I know KAW is gonna kill me in the end,
But wait, i'll think about what i say, it all really depends.
I'll say she's pretty then choke on my vomit,
that'll cause my death, she'll go to jail and she'll also get hit by a comit.

OKAY, so here's another poem about uh guys.

There are guys in Singapore, mostly not really hot.
But then you see a hot guy then you think, well maybe not..........
Yeah, i know what you're thinking inside, oh don't think i don't know.
Oh my god, he's so bloody hot, he makes me melt, or where's my belt?
I know you wish you could have them, but i gotta tell you something with glee!
STAY AWAY FROM ALL OF THEM, THEY ALL BELONG TO ME.
Hahaha, just playin' i ain't so god-damn mean,
I'll give you all the asian ones i'll take the others with me.

OKAY, so here's another poem about ah lians.

Ah Lians, oh Ah Lians don't they just piss you off?
They think they're so fuckin' pretty and hot,
but i just cringe at the very thought.
They have frindges, oh well that's fine,
But NOT FINE WHEN IT COVERS YOUR WHOLE GOD-DAMN EYE.
You tryin' to be lady gaga?
Well, you failed. And don't try again or else, i'll break your ugly nails.
Don't you notice that even when they're fat, they wear SKIN-TIGHT clothes?
Well, that's just cause they wanna enhance their fat, they have fat competitions with their foes.
They always bring their camera cause they need to cam-whore,
But even when they're done cam-whoring, they still wanna cam-whore somemore!
They are just bloody irritating, sign my petition here,
It says that ah lians should be shipped to China,
LET'S ALL GIVE A LOUD CHEER! :)

So yeah, if you're ugly, or KAW or an Ah Lian here's SOME of the stuff you SHOULD do.
If you're UGLY :
1. Go for plastic surgery.
2. Kill yourself.
3. Get a group of friends that are uglier than you so you don't feel so bad.

If you're KAW :
1. KILL YOURSELF.
2. Change your name.
3. KILL YOURSELF.

If you're Ah Lian :
1. What the hell are you doing at my blog?
2. Do you even understand the english?
3. Don't come to my blog EVER again.
4. Go cut your frindges away and TAKE OFF YOUR BLOODY EXTENTIONS.
5. Don't speak chinese.

If you're none of the above :
1. Then you better thank god.
2. You better thank god AGAIN, that i don't write a poem about normal people.
3. YAY!

If you are me :
1. Sign up for Anger Mangement classes.
2. Go get a cup of ice-cold water.
3. END THIS POST.