Holy jeepers!

Hello everybody, I am like extremely pissed off! I lost my fucking wallet! Not my current camera one but the old one! WITH ALL MY MEMBERSHIP CARDS IN THEM. And NO, it is not like fo arcades and stuff, it's things like my NIKE CARD. AND MY OLD DAMN CUTE EZ-LINK CARD. WTF MAN! BEST PICTURE EVER TAKEN OF ME PLEASE! DAMN PISSED OFF LA! AND WHO THE FUCK MISPLACED IT?! MY OLD MAID, THE ONE THAT FUCKING LEFT SINGAPORE BEFORE SHE FOUND IT! STUPID FUCKER SIA! DAMN PISSED OFF! FML.
IF SOMEONE COMES TO MY HOUSE AND HELPS ME FIND IT I SWEAR I'LL BE FUCKING HAPPY AND I'LL BUY YOU STUFF. I AM SO PISSED OFF. i want all my fucking memebership cards back! ASSHOLE WHO KEPT MY WALLET, YOU BETTER FUCKING FIND IT!!!!!! damn pissed la. I'm so sad. D: I want it back! NOW!!! NAOOOO! I'm gonna go cut myself now. TaTa.
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