WHO CRASHED IT? my friends butt.

hey if you guys have been wondering why i havent been postin its cause i was BANNED. sorry i mean i AM banned. so yeah you wont be seeing OR hearing much of me but i promise i will update whenever i can. yeah SOME of you may be like WHY? I WANNA READ YOUR SUCKISH POSTS. ARGH! well heres the story so on friday, jill and janicia came to my house. then we start playing guitar hero HARDCRE mind you. then janicia wanted to take a picture of jill jumping. BUT. then jill fell on my dads laptop and i got cann-ed then bann-ed from using it simply because if a simple reason. the laptop screen cracked and i think the impact from her butt crashed my dads hardware that was powering the computer. and NO im not a computer geek. *pushes up glasses.
yeah so i got cann-ed on my thigh and theres like two lines there. yeah bruise lines but yeah. and i know you evil guys out there would be like. OH EM GEE you must really hate them! !%$#%^$#@ you must be SO angry. well actually no. im not........ i mean things like that happen and it was an accident too she dint want those things to happen. but yeah so know you know the story so still feel free to leave comments/tags no matter who you are and i will try to reply to them and if they'e super important. then leave a tag and then you can call me. (: haha. so yeah byee! haha.
P.S //IM GOING TO AMERICIA. THE U S AND A!
P.P.S // if you do want/need anything feel free to leave a tag! i'll try to get it for you!
P.P.P.S// AERCROMBIE AND FITCH!!!!!!!!! EVERYWHERRREEEE!
P.P.P.P.S// I GET TO SEE MY UNCLE! AND HIS RESTRUANT. (japanese)
P.P.P.P.P.S// check out the links yeah? go read thir blogs if youre bored with mine. (:

Soffi and uh geraldine?

heyy all, so today is a half rant half post about soffi and geraldine.
so uh. i heard from uh like EVERYONE. that soffi wrote on Gs uniform saying die in chinese. soffi. just because shes fun to bully doesnt mean you should only im allowed. (just kiddin') yeah and like i found this tag on soffi tagboard. ahh here it is...........
"wads wrong with geraldine!?that u must write that thing on her back!?u even made us waste 2 periods?!!and embarrassed claudia infront of the whole class. DAMN YOU!"
ok let me make it clear that im on no ones side cause i think this shit if really damn childish and only people with really nothing to do would do it so yeah..........
you embrassed your friend infornt of the whole class when shes like innocent? THEN YEAH DAMN YOU. you wasted their studying time wtf? wait ITS A GOOD THING. if they fail they can totally blame you. (: hello? shes your friend your supposed to STICK WITH HER. not blame her...... and did geraldine do anything? you told me on msn that it was geraldines fault but i honestly ignored you i wanted to offend you but you kept on ranting about crap that i just couldnt like make offense comments out of them..... SHAME ON YOU. i thought you were catholic? this is NOT how they behave AH LIAN or not............ teehee! not implying that you are but. youre really acting like a bitch everybody you know alr has a bad imperssion of you you want people in this school to think the same? what the hell? i mean like if i were you id totally be like a angel one lo. be like teachers pet or something. at least i wont have a MORE ruined rep. right? ok maybe your trying to follow about A.L S SONG "bad rep."? yeah well WE DONT CARE TOO. so if you want people to befriend you again. you better just tell the truth. like NOW. and stop blaming geraldine for all the crap that you did.
P.S// SPEACIAL THANKS TO SOFFI who helped me blog about something. (:
P.P.S/// THANK YOU VANESSA!

They say that kittys got soul.

hello all. so so far only one thing happened in my life. and after that i'll give you 5 facts about jacq yeah? (:

ok so today, jill and i were walking home eating soemthing i dont know how to spell right? then we see mr. razali (art teacher). then he thought jill was waving at him. then he was like ME, ME? then I LIKE. CHOKED AND SPIT OUT MY FOOD. then he stands there points and laughs at me. ): ok larh it was really quite funny. BUT HE SHOULDNT HAVE POINTED! ok then i went to his blog and left him a sad comment.

"omg. you laughed at me just now. i was the one who spit my food out... YOU POINTED AT ME & then you laughed."

and he replied........

"Hi Jacq.. lol.. sorry.. wat happened back there.. "

HAHAHA. i think hes really cool. he uses lol. now tell me how many teachers use lol? HUH TELL ME? haha. hes never gonna read my blog so..... let me just say that youre really awesomee.



ok so uh. heres 5 MORE facts about jacq! enjoyy.

1. so some of ya'll wanted to know the song i let you hear in my phone. the one with the awesome guitar solo? you'll never guess it. but its the non-cut version of GO GO POWER RANGERS! and yes its my ringtone.

2. KEVIN WU. (: you should kno what that mean right? dont make me call you a retard.

3. I am currently recording ALOT of big bang for nicole. (:

4. I think the people who created south park are really awesome. but uh. theyre gay so...........

5. ok. some of you have asked me HEY. what do you usally watch? and i say MTV disney nick... etc. but what you dont know is that i watch playhouse disney too.... BUT what you STILL dont know! are my favourite tv shows (:

i like friends, whos line is it anyway, uhh gilmore girls. and like ALOT I TELL YOU. i watch alot of tv. (: its good for the SOUL. (:

P.S// i am really irritated by, uh my form techer...... (: *shows all the uhh faces. teehee.
P.P.S// i wanted to updated yesterday. but then it couldnt work.
P.P.P.S// HEYY NICOLE AND AMELIA CONGRATS FOR DANCE YEAH? (:

Sex Ed Rocks.

"When she gives you affection, you better wear protection. That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, remember what you read Just forget what the others have said get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed."

TEEHEE.

VIVA LA VIDAA. & rants.

heyy guys! Just to let you know.............. IVE LIKE SORTA. EARED VIVA LA VIDA BY COLDPLAY! woahhh. so cool! but i had to hear it like. hhmm. 60 times before i could get the chords right. if you wanna play then uh. tell me? or like hmm. meet me in school and i'll teach you, its by ear so its ok only. not to complex cause im a lousy piano player. and im gonna teach jill how to play it! ok now for the rants.
ok so today and like a super cool cca orientation todayy. (and i saw hong li! (: ) YEAH! so then jill and i went to eat at macs. then when we were talking about KEVVIIINNN! and william this little indian boy like just comes up to me and looks at the color of my school badge. -_- like his eye was in my face or something AND HE PUSHED MY HAND AWAY! GO FK YOURSELF. i mean im not racist but like. you wanna know my badge color then TELL ME I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT? STUPID RETARD. omg, then i told jill " if he comes back again im gonna hit the back of his head so damn hard its gonna bleed." then jill says " heyy dumbass a smarter way is just to kick his cock." then i was like. omfg................................... YOURE RIGHT! but he didnt come back so.... i didnt kick him. and piano was really great christine didnt scold me and stuffs! SHE IS SO AWESOME! but then again. maybe its cause i practiced. OH WELL MOVING ON! hong li says that she and uh hmm kass? or someone else is organising for 6 lily to go somewhere! WHHOOOOHHOOOOOHOOO! hahaha. but you know what? the real reason for me writing this post is for 2 reasons.

REASON 1 : when a boy comes up to you and moves your hand away. kick him in the face. and tell him to go to hell then kick him again (optional)
REASON 2 : if you wanna know how to play viva la vida. come to me. its like free you know?

I LIKE, i dont.

hello all! ok, so today im gonna talk about bands/singers/youtubers that i like and dont like. (: so please do not get offended or anything. cause this is what i think about them, not you.

lets start off with the youtubers!
I LOVE KEVJUMBA! and nigahiga, smosh, whatthebuck and like others?
I HATE. FRED. THAT RETARD. -_- hes not even funny......

now on to BANDS.
I LOVE. PANIC AT THE DISCO! fall out boy, the acadamy is...., cobra startship and hhmm. the rest?
I HATE. THE JONAS BROTHERS, like just EW.

now on to singers!
I LOVEE, taylor swift, hhmm. and then, i forgot. :
I HATE MILEY CYRUS. wait did i spell her name right? i dont know plus i dont care! (: " Dont you wish that you could be a fly on your wall?" -_- oh gosh. you alr look like a fly and youre irritating too. BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ off. (:

so now you know what i like and dont like. TAGG! (:

Get well soon my sister.

hello all, so now my sister seems really sick, and i really hope she gets well soon. she looks and sounds pretty like dawn yang which is defintely not good. so get well soon yeah? then you can eat the ice cream im gonna buy you. (:
so enough of that heres what happened today.

1. dancing (jive) but it didnt really seem like jive at all it was super slow. then watching my mum dancing would be like the quick step.

2. jill and i did the couples souljia boy crank dat dance. which was in my opinion pretty cool.

3. Got to see MRS CHOO! OMFG. LOVE HER LIKE ANYTHING CAN? shes SO NICE. like ice cream. (: and while we were looking at some china person on our school pillar, this girl who we werent blocking told " UH! EXCUSEEEEE MEEEEEE." and like did all the super unglam handsigns and shit stuffs. and then hong li and i was like rolling our eyes. then she was like why are they here anyways then fei ni said, " AARRRGGGH!' HAHAHAHHAA. then the girl turned back and stared at me then i was like go away larh. TEEHEE! it was so super duperly awesomee.

4. I GOT INTO BADMINTON SCHOOL TEAM! ;D awesomee. with jill and hill and HONG LI! (:

5. I lost my water bottle. i think i left it was the bus stop near my house. this is what i think happened.
i talk to hong li about craps and our classes. then, i left my water bottle there. 10 mins later..........
balestier hill kiddos come, "HEYY SPONGEBOB BOTTLE! let kick it!" kicks my poor lost water bottle around. suddenly one of their poor friend says, hey! i wann gimmie! other kiidds pass the bottle to him, YAY I DONT HAVE TO DRINK FROM WATER COOLER ALR! ): sadd sadd..... he took my speacial bottle. i tell the person who took my bottle to GO TO HELL.

6. watched hillary dance. * looks at feet. TEEHEE!

7. walked home with hong li. (: love love love! hahaa.

so thats all that really happened. nothin' much really. oh yeah TAG CAN? i dont care if i dont know you, i dont wanna think that no one reads my blog............. : P

RE: hmshore

hello guys/dudes/people. this post is to this person called hmshore who commented on my last post about the phone call. heres the comment so you have no right to deny anything. ;D

hmshore said...
don't really get the title of your blog. what does this have to do with being retarded? slurs hurt any way you look at it. shocking as this might be, people who are mentally retarded have feelings. they usually aren't rude like the person who called you. they are just slower than you and I. that doesn't give anyone the right to demean and offend them with words.
January 10, 2009 2:48 PM

hhmm. the title of my blog is pretty dang odd. and its the title of MY post. (retarded phone calls) i called the phone call retarded. not the person. -_- omfg . and i know they have feelings its no shock to me im not a dumbass, OH WAIT. i cant put dumbass cause then you'll be saying dumbasses have feelings and blah blah blah. and i never said the person who called me was retarded. i said she was a b!tch. please open your eyes WIDER. AND WHEN DID I OFFEND RETARDED PEOPLE? are you blind? did you read my post carefully? NO. i dont think so. and why did you suddenly change my post into me offeneding reatards? i didnt even say anything. the only time i used that word was in my title. -_- oh god. so great for you since you know so much about them. 'Go be a scientist, go create some medcine to cure thier illnesses. do whatever."
see my blog MY posts. and plus they have never offended anyone. except you.......... and plus i dont know who the hell you are. so if you could just write your name down on my tagboard i would be very much happy. if you dont wanna write your name down then really? fine. no comments write/spam whatever you want on my blog. i dont care cause uh, i dont even know you. so what difference will it make? please people think before you comment. (: and make the world a better place. that would be really awesome. (:

retard phone calls.

HELLO ALL. ok if youre my friend you should know me, i sometimes dial the wrong phone number and i'll be like. HEY! wait is this the right number? and the person will be like NO? and i'll be like omg. im SO SORRY. sorry i disturbed you, bye. AT LEAST I DO THAT. ok this person who i think is like from like indonesia or something called my phone. TWICE. and like i didnt pick up cause like i was in the living room taking a drink. then i saw it and i called her. back heres our conversation. and ps the wrong spelling is not really wrong just read it to know how she said those few words.

ME: hey um did you call this number?

FKER: EY WHAT YOU WANN?

ME: DID YOU CALL IS NUMEBR? *gives the omfg youre deaf face.

FKER: NO I DON KNOW WHAT CHOO TALKIRING ABROUT.

ME: but heyy you called me twice you know? are you sure *reads out number to her

FKER: NO LARH GO AWAY.

ME: angryily shouts in the phone. GO TO HELL.

ok i didnt really shout and i dont think she heard me cause i heard *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* before i said it. maybe she did and MAYBE she didnt. shes so god-damn rude. like you fking called me and i thought i "knew" you but lost your number so i called you back. and you SHOUT AT ME? just drown in hell with clar-shit OK? cause uh we dont need such loser-ish people in singapore you can go to like wawakauhntaic island (fictional island) or something. make sure its deserted cause uh I DONT FKING WANT YOU TO CALL ME. like omg i cant believe that such people exist in our socitey so....... theres only one thing left to do. KILL THEM. so we can live a super duper happy life! (: but before we do that, we should grab hold of their numbers and then we should leave them like 50 missed calls then when they pick up tell them hey what the hell do you want? then say i didnt call your number!!!!!!! I DIDNT GO AWAY. then you hang up the phone and grin to yourself. TEEHEE. oh gosh i really feel pissed at that little b!tch UH. *disgusted face go to hell.

P.S// her or his (if hes gay)s number is 65190934 FEEL FREE TO CALL, i dont fking care. (:

P.P.S// hong li i'll pass you your water bottle on uh monday yeah?

P.P.P.S// hey all you readers dont let my suickish day ruin yours K? have a great weekend all except for her/him. ;D

one eyed dragon?

hello all, i decided to post since im boredd. so when i went on yahoo to look for lyrics i came across a really "interesting" artical so i took the time to read it but it was only like super short so. TEEHEE! heres what happened.

me click click click, OUU "one-eyed dragon" hanged.

then i saw his picture HAHAHA. this is the artical........

SINGAPORE: The man dubbed "one-eyed dragon" was hanged at Changi Prison on Friday morning. Tan Chor Jin, who is 42, had been convicted for murder after the fatal shooting of Mr Lim Hock Soon in his flat last February. Tan's appeals to the Court of Appeal and to the President for clemency were turned down.

this is his photo.

LOOK! he has like a lazy/ kuku eye! HAHAHA. and he can only see through one. (: TEEHEE.

hahhahaa. and i have an awesome art teacher malay but hes alright. (: TATA. im off to talk to JANICIA!

P.S// you happy now? i put your name there. (: youre awesome larh. hahaha

Home econs.

HELLO ALL. today i had school and was really almost blinded by clar shits ugly face luckly i took a bus with hong li and fei ni that was really funn. (: ok so as you can see from. the title home econs wasnt as fun as i thought it would've been. i forgot her name. : P but you dont have to know! TEEHEE. shes really thin no i would really say lanky. and she looks like a broom stick. shes always walking away and shits. and so we found some yellow stuffs in the drawer and then like we started throw it around! ;DD but then the teacher caught nicole hahaha. then was like scolding her and like it was really funny " you girls im so disspointed in you, i dont think you love your school, you know ..... pain stakenly sewed this by hereself? you want to know what it is? its some pepper thing.. and i think you dont love your school" HAHAHHAA. i could really see nicole trying to hold back her laugher. HAHHAA. so funny. and about yesterday well i joined badminton school team. ;DD NOT CHOIR OK? STOP TELLING ME TO JOIN CHOIR. (: i will oonly join it if i am cca-less. and i saw RACHELLE from promenade a LONG time ago. (: she waved! hahaha. and soffi she doent like you. youre so retarded. shes really pretty AND shes nice whats not to like? and you said she looked scary? i think youre blind. : P and i really really thought it was a miracle that some people got into choir. TEEHEE. no joke. SOFFI you are one of them HAHHAA. i mean choir is i think a little bit too much cause i have tuition on saturday mornings. and I CANT SING. so if youre in my class please stop coming near me and jill when we sing crap. OH OH i called swee man talked about her phone and how her uh mum i think wants it too. hhmm so typical of adults. hhahaa. and for the few of you wondering when i will be able to upload photos. NOT SOON. i've tried from time to time and it really cant work. sorry guyss.

P.S// swee man stop thinkin that yuyu hates you, maybe she just likes malking fun of you. : P

P.P.S// SOME peple have asked me if i like to watch this guy called Fred on youtube? he sucks ok? and plus hes ugly. the people i watch are really cute. (:

Sec 1/3

hello all today is going to be a rant. so if you really hate to hear to in this case see me rant then go away. (:
BITCHES.
today im gonna talk about 2 people in my class and yes im gonna use their name cause theyre alr dead in my eyes. natalie and clar... shit girl.
Natalie can still change shes just trying to hard to be popular. and she keeps bothering me and jill and the rest.. so uh stop bothering us and uh stop acting and maybe JUST maybe we'll like you. (:
now for clar... shit. i dont even know her name i dont even know her! and she called me, jill, nicole, nicole, andrea and the rest bimbos. i mean you dont even know me. how would you even know I HAVE NEVER TALKED TO YOU IN MY LIFE K? Maybe youre a stalker. : O but even if you werent i'd tell you to go to hell but if youre like a believer in god. i hope he rejects you breaks your heart and pushes you down the cloud of love and straight into the depths of HELL. and i dont care if you see this actually i hope you do. so now i wanna speak up for them and say something bad about to too. only too your face. or rather in my post. YOURE FUGLY, and plus you have ugly hair and youve just made 5 or more new enemies. and plus stop telling swee man crap she doesnt care. (:
TEEHEE. please i like god i just dont think god would like people like her walking around in heaven. : P