Just a question.

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE INTO COLDPLAY NOWA-DAYS? THEY ARE MINE!!!!!!! MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
COLDPLAY = BELONGS TO JACQUELINE BOB LOW.
So fucking irritating at first you tell me OH, I don't like viva la vida then suddenly YOU'RE SINGING IT?
G.O. T.O. H.E.L.L.

The Jumper.

A angry boy a bit too insane, icing over a secret pain, you know you don't belong you're the first to fight, you're way too loud. You're the flash of light on a burial shroud I know something's wrong, well everyone I know has got a reason, to say please put the past away.

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend only if you could, and cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in.....

You're all ready, ready to jump off the ledge "Here's the stuff i think about, before it pushed me to the edge."

They paint up your secrets with the lies they told to you, and the least they ever gave you was the most you ever knew. And I wonder where these dreams go when the world gets in your way. What's the point in all this screaming? No one's listening anyway.

Now your voice is small and fading, and you're hiding in your room. And my mother loves my father, cause she's got no where to go, and i wonder where her these dreams go cause the world got in her way. What's the point in ever trying? Nothing's changing anyway.

Then they press their lips against you and you love them as they say and I tried so hard to reach you, but you're falling anyway. And you know I see right through you, cause the world gets in your way. What's the point in all this singing? You're not listening anyway.

With that, he slipped off the edge and left the world in dead silence.

P.S.// The song is at the post below this post, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY CAUSE BLOGGER SUCKS BALLS.

Shit on the floor.

Hey guys, sorry for the shit on the last post, but here's a song i wrote aout KAW. Sing it to the tune of uh, Fly On The Wall.

I just wanna know, why you're a bitch. Bet you don't know, the brand A & Fitch

You always wear your clothes, they don't match, always wondering why you're attached.

If you only knew what i talked about, when i'm with nicole or jill just chilling out.

Wish you knew knew the inside shit on what she said about you.

That's why when you shout at us, a-hole we can never fuss.

Aren't you just a little piece of shit on the floor?

A Skany little Cranky piece of shit on the floor,

All the shit about you, yeah you know em' all.

Aren't you just a little piece of shit on the floor?

You'd love to know the things we say, about you when you are away.

You always second-guess wondering if i crap about your stupid ass,

You should know by now..

IF YOU ARE SO STUPID, THEN YES I DO,

If i say i'm do, i'm not lyin' to you.

Don't you wish you could have our hair, like every second of the day.

That way you won't have to go to to hair-care centres everyday.

Aren't you just a little piece of shit on the floor?

A Stanky little Cranky piece of shit on the floor,

All the shit about you, yeah you know em' all.

Aren't you just a little piece of shit on the floor?

A little communication,

Oh that''ll happen NO WAY.

You'll get some misinformation,

cause you're an ass face (ass face....)

And what i say is,

come a little closer, SO I CAN KICK YOU.

(BLAH BLAH BLAH DANCE DANCE DANCE)

Aren't you just a little piece of shit on the floor?

A Stanky little Cranky piece of shit on the floor,

All the shit about you, yeah you know em' all.

Aren't you just a little piece of shit on the floor?

Hope the very MEAN song about a very MEAN someone cheered you guys up if you were having a shitty day or week. :)

Quiz. Yes, a quiz.

I RIPPED this from someone in facebook who i don't know! Not gonna be funny yeah?

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: RedBull, i've gone cold turkey for too long.
2. Last phone call: I'm still on the phone as i type.
3. Last text message: SNAG A SHOT OF HIM!
4. Last song you listened to: Death and all his friends - Coldplay
5. Last time you cried: I forgot.

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Never dated nobody... ):
7. Been cheated on: Yeah my fish went along with the i love god thing and like got flushed down the toilet.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Nope.
9. Lost someone special: Uh Huh.
10. Been depressed: Sometimes i just wanna screw people up, so yes.
11. Been drunk and threw up: Drink, drank never been drunk.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Black (piano-y colour)
13. White (piano-y colour)
14. Dark Blue (have you ever been alone in a crowed room?)

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: LOTS OF EM'
16. Fallen out of love: Well, i've fallen OUT of my chair...
17. Laughed until you cried: Yes, like just now! PHYSIC!
18. Met someone who changed you: Yeah, i guess so....
19. Found out who your true friends were: YEAH MANZ. I found out who my Fake friends were too! (:
20. Found out someone was talking about you: I'm always finding that out.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Yeah like on the finger.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Most of em' on facebookero.
23. How many kids do you want?: I want 9000 Gazillion kids!
24. Do you have any pets: Yeah, i used to have Lots of em. And they all decided to like DIE. Wtf.
25. Do you want to change your name: Nope.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Celebrate it with like awesome people.
27. What time did you wake up today: At 6.30 am and like a pillow was covering my face.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: I was brushing my hair infront of a mirror hoping a ghost would pop up behind me.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: This quiz to end!!!!
30. Last time you saw your Mother: Shes sitting infront of me..
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Nothing much, just that YOU KNOW, THE USUAL STUFF..
32. What are you listening to right now : Nicole's constant breathing into the phone.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: TOM!!!!! no?
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: My veins.
35. Most visited webpage: It should be facebook..... Or like youtube.
36. Whats your real name: Bob Nutella
37. Nicknames: Jackie Chan, Jac, Jacqrine.
38. Relationship Status: Married with 70 kids.
39. Zodiac sign: Libra
40. Male or female?: Bi-sexual
41. Primary School?: CHIJ Primary Toa Payoh.
42. Secondary School?: CHIJ Secondary Toa Payoh
43. High school/college?: I'll probably be in America or somethin'.
44. Hair colour: Dark Brown
45. Long or short: As long as a swine.
46. Height: I checked it like at the start of the year 1.55m but i defintely grew taller.
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: You mean i HAD a crush, yeah i almost crushed the guy to like pieces.
48: What do you like about yourself?: I'm not an Ah Lian/The girl kinda Mat/Swine
49. Piercings: ears.
50. Tattoos: Probably when i'm like 59 i'll get a tattoo.
51. Righty or lefty: Righty

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: On my knee.
53. First piercing: Not too long ago.
54. First best friend: My kidnergarten friend I think his name was either Alex or Brandon, he wasn't asian..... But he was my best friend none-the-less.
55. First sport you joined: Badminton.
56. First vacation: Genting
58. First pair of trainers: Trainers?

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: Chewing to be exact (Gum)
60. Drinking: My spit.
61. I'm about to: kick your ass.
62. Listening to: Nicole still breathing into the phone and giggly voices.
63. Waiting: For TUESDAY! WHOOT!

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: I already have kids.
65. Get Married?: I'm already married.
66. Career?: YEAH! I WANNA WORK AT MACS AND STEAL FRIES WHILE NOBODY LOOKS!

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes... YEAH!
68. Hugs or kisses: Kisses? Duh they're both awesome one's with the lips and one's a chocolate!
69. Shorter or taller: Both are fine.
70. Older or Younger: Both are fine.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic cause Spontaneous people aren't romantic....
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: WTF?
73. Sensitive or loud: It depends on the person.
74. Hook-up or relationship: I would prefer a Hook-ship
75. Trouble maker or hesistant: TROUBLE MAKER!

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: Yeah
77. Drank hard liquor: Yeah, bleah.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Don't need em'
79. Sex on first date: HOHOHOHO. no?
80. Broken someone's heart: *SMASH* Now i have.
82. Been arrested: Yeah, or for like breaking someone's heart.
83. Turned someone down: Yeah. Indirectly.
84. Cried when someone died: If i know the person i would cry...
85. Fallen for a friend?: Yeah, i fell on the ground and scraped my knee, ALL FOR HER.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Yes.
87. Miracles: What miracles?
88. Love at first sight: MAYBE?? KINDA??
89. Heaven: Naw, well maybe... Why believe in it, i'm going to hell anyway... Said so in my quiz.
90. Santa Claus: NO? I DIDN'T GET A CHRISMAS PRESENT LAST YEAR! WTF!
91. Kiss on the first date: I hope so.
92. Angels: Nope.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time?: Nope.
95. Did you sing today?: Yeah, like every 5 minutes.
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: No!
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: Like before the exams.
98. The moment you would choose to relive?: Not very sure.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Nope.a.dee.doo.
100. Posting this as 100 truths? : This quiz is called 100 Truths?? Okay then. No.

I didn't want to write the usual answers i would write so i mean at least you people will know me more. So yeah, a not funny quiz, one of my firsts, and one of the worst.
P.S.// KAW, I HOPE YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN POOL OF FUCK, YOU ASSHOLIC LIAR WOMAN!

The chaos in my life could pass as sane.

Hey guys, so uh really, REALLY bad shit happening to me. So here's what happened.

1. KAW got married.
2. KAW wants to meet my mum for PTM.
3. KAW called my mum and LIED, saying that i didn't show her the bloody form (FUCKER)
4. I found out Amanda Tai is a bloody asshole. And has a diease called A-Holyneieasa.
5. My tuition is at 5 and i haven't done the tuition work.
6. My body is aching from badminton.
7. There's badminton from 1-5pm tomorrow.


So yeah, you do NOT want to be me right now. Badminton is killing me. But guess who my sister saw? SAMANTHA RONSON! She's Lindsay Lohan's EX. Yes, she's a lesbian but WHO THE BLOODY SHIT CARES? Shes awesome. DJ, Nice hair nice eyes.
Oh, i would so become a Lesbian for her. Lindsay Lohan just sucks balls. She cheated on SamRon with A GUY. WTF man. Oh oh, and uh my sister's best-friends boyfriend got a photo of her and she even posed for them!

ISN'T SHE AWESOME? Oh she has Twitter too, so go search for her and FOLLOW HER.
*I AM HYPNOTIZING YOU* "HHHMMMM, At the snap of my toes, you will create a Twitter account and FOLLOW SamRon." *SNAPS TOES*
OH YEAH!

Anyway, there's yet another problem in school! OH NO! There's this girl who is ALWAYS at the piano and ALWAYS playing the SAME fucking song. I SWEAR I CAN PLAY IT ON THE PIANO ALREADY. You wanna know the shitty ass song? A THOUSAND MILES - VANESSA CARLTON.
Fuck you man, if you wanna play the piano EVERYDAY, can you play it at home where only your family members will go deaf? And if you INSIST on playing the piano at school THEN CAN YOU LEARN A NEW SONG EVERYDAY SO WE DON'T GET FUCKING PISSED BY YOU?
She can't even bloody play the piano properly! And she thinks shes so bloody great, mark my words YOU SUCK BALLS. And just because you're in band doesn't mean you're awesome with intruments. Irritating bitch face. I know i'm not the BEST piano player ever but at least i KNOW IT AND ADMIT IT.

P.S.// Dude! If you wanna play a bloody Yiruma song then can you at least play it right? You played the wrong octave and you're playing it to slowly.
P.S.S// Yes, i can play the Yiruma song she played....

The song isn't turing out so well.....

Hey guys, so liek the title says the song "If i were an Ah Lian" Isn't going too well, cause
1. I don't actually KNOW what they ACTUALLY do...
2. NOTHING RHYMES WITH AH LIAN.
3. They are to loser-ish they make my brain function all wrong.

So yes, i'm still working on the song and feel free to tag if you have any ideas. ANYBODY. PASSERBYS FRIENDS, LIANS THEMSELVES! TELL ME WHAT YOU "INTERESTING" PEOPLE DO DAILY. And yes, so i can make fun of you A-Holes. :)
I FOUND ONE PERSON WHO READS MY BLOG EVERYDAY! DENISE! HEH HEH. Thanks dude, its an awesome feeling knowing SOMEONE reads your blog. :)

So i have something for you guys like tomorrow. TOMORROW. SO UH YEAH! SO WHATEVER!

NO VIOLENCE, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

Hey guys, So uh people who like TAG on my tagboard that is unfortunately PINK (EW ). I know you're gonna like just keep what'cha call it. Tag-Fight?? So DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT RESULT IN TAG-VIOLENCE!
Okay, people who actually know me, I'm pretty dang violent. But uh, uh. JUST DON'T DO IT ON MY BLOG OR I WILL PERSONALLY KICK YOUR ASS.


















In a game of Guitar Hero III!! :)
(SHH, i don't people who don't know me to think i'm a vioelnt freak..)
ANYWAYS. So okay what happened today?
Oh yeah MR. T looked exceptionally gay today, and uh KAW looked exceptionally ugly. (As usual) And i had CIP shit that i didn't even do! HAHA. SO INTERESTING. Okay i made a song, i'll give ya the lyrics like tomorrow or something, it's REALLY AWESOME. It's like a parody of If i were a boy, yes YOU GUESSSED IT IF I WERE AN AH LIAN! The original idea was from Hong Li but i wanted to try, so yeah. I'm writing it now and put up tomorrow.


SAYONARA SWEET PEEPS. :)

I just realised that I'm not so tall...... Or tall, at all.

Hey guys, so yeah. Guess who i saw yesterday?? :) F.R.E.D.D.I.E.
Okay, apparently according to Josephine, i didn't really care. I know you people are shocked but yes, i didn't really care. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? I WAS EATIN' MY TIC-TACS!! My addiction is not over yet. Actually i saw all of them, the Edwin dude and the little dude. They stared at me while i was eating my tic-tacs. Hohohoho. Well, you wanna know the FULL and FAN-ISH story?? Well then go to Josephine's blog. The WHOLE fuckin' day was like in the post.
So yeah, guess what i realised? I am not tall enough, That Edwin dude is like taller than me (expected) But by a little but uh Freddie.......... WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY. I just got a glance of him but like he is like the tallest bloody shit like in the whole world. He was like the effiel tower and i an ant. Okay maybe not, okay he's like a ruler and i'm a USED pencil. He's like a head taller than me. A HEAD. A FREAKING HEAD.
So yes, i felt damn short standing in his presence. But i gotta say, i love his...........................................






CLOTHES! He has bloody nice taste, he had the "William Becketty" look, NO ONE could have pulled it off. NO ONE I TELL YOU. And like the Ah Lians there was like bloody digusting. We went up to the movie place level thing, and like the ah lians there could have made the first ever LIAN EMPIRE! C'mon guys, even though i hate history, let's do some history!

THE LIAN EMPIRE.
Religon : Lianitian.
Clothing : Short pants and skin-tight shirts.
Hair Styles : Ugly, hair MUST cover the WHOLE eye.
Relationship stuff : Boyfriend must ONLY last 1 week 3 at most.
Writing : always write stuff in short forms and add "cxz"s to the end of words. EG. "W8 4 MEH!"
"Fuckercxzxcxzxcxzxczxcxcxzxczxczxcnzxczxcznxcznxcznxcznxcz."
Songs they listen too : ONLY CHINESE SONGS!!! like all those cheena songs that i completely don't understand.
Language : Cheena. Always use hokkien vulgarites.

Oh speaking of Chinese songs, i seriously don't get it. Almost ALL chinese songs are about love.
Like 99.9% Of the songs are about like love and shit. And they have like dumb lyrics, at least some of them do. Like one song i rememeber VERY WELL. I used to make fun of it. (sorry Breena, heh heh) Oh the lyrics went like this (in english, duh?)

I am a girl, i am a girl.
Guys like a girl, but don't like girls.

Okay, all i remember, yes if you translate it to chinese it would sound excactly like that. OF COURSE YOU'RE A GIRL? ARE YOU A PIG? (yes) NO? Then why would a guy like A girl if he could have like 100 million girls.
Okay if you're reading and you're guy If you could have like 10 million hot ass girls, and A hot ass girl, which would you choose? OF COURSE YOU'D WANT LIKE 10 MILLION HOT ASS GIRLS RIGHT? Who the hell wrote that song? It's so bloody stupid, most retarded song i've ever heard in my life. EWW.

Moral of today's pretty dang boring post :
Don't be an Ah Lian and don't listen to chinese songs, they make you stupid.

I'm Ready.

"I wake up to find it's another Four aspirin morning, and I dive in. I put on the same clothes I wore yesterday. When did society decide that we had to change, and wash a tee shirt after every individual use? If it's not dirty, I'm gonna wear it. I take the stairs to the car, and there's fog on the windows. I need caffeine in my blood stream, I take caffeine in the blood stream. I grip the wheel and all at once I realize, My life has become a boring pop song, and everyone's singing along."

I don't know what the title should be.

Hello guys, you're probably wondering why i'm not blogging about IJ Fiesta. Well, that's really simple to answer cause i don't want to. :) Just enjoy the damn poem.............

My exams were so screwed up, i wish i could rot and die,
Before my dad screws me up, i better go eat some apple pie.
I failed my math, geography and history too,
I know it sounds like i didn't study but if you thought that, fuck you.
I failed because i didn't like Chandraguta Mauryan or algebra or maps,
If you like that i'd say you were a nerd and toally kick your ass.
I know KAW is gonna kill me in the end,
But wait, i'll think about what i say, it all really depends.
I'll say she's pretty then choke on my vomit,
that'll cause my death, she'll go to jail and she'll also get hit by a comit.

OKAY, so here's another poem about uh guys.

There are guys in Singapore, mostly not really hot.
But then you see a hot guy then you think, well maybe not..........
Yeah, i know what you're thinking inside, oh don't think i don't know.
Oh my god, he's so bloody hot, he makes me melt, or where's my belt?
I know you wish you could have them, but i gotta tell you something with glee!
STAY AWAY FROM ALL OF THEM, THEY ALL BELONG TO ME.
Hahaha, just playin' i ain't so god-damn mean,
I'll give you all the asian ones i'll take the others with me.

OKAY, so here's another poem about ah lians.

Ah Lians, oh Ah Lians don't they just piss you off?
They think they're so fuckin' pretty and hot,
but i just cringe at the very thought.
They have frindges, oh well that's fine,
But NOT FINE WHEN IT COVERS YOUR WHOLE GOD-DAMN EYE.
You tryin' to be lady gaga?
Well, you failed. And don't try again or else, i'll break your ugly nails.
Don't you notice that even when they're fat, they wear SKIN-TIGHT clothes?
Well, that's just cause they wanna enhance their fat, they have fat competitions with their foes.
They always bring their camera cause they need to cam-whore,
But even when they're done cam-whoring, they still wanna cam-whore somemore!
They are just bloody irritating, sign my petition here,
It says that ah lians should be shipped to China,
LET'S ALL GIVE A LOUD CHEER! :)

So yeah, if you're ugly, or KAW or an Ah Lian here's SOME of the stuff you SHOULD do.
If you're UGLY :
1. Go for plastic surgery.
2. Kill yourself.
3. Get a group of friends that are uglier than you so you don't feel so bad.

If you're KAW :
1. KILL YOURSELF.
2. Change your name.
3. KILL YOURSELF.

If you're Ah Lian :
1. What the hell are you doing at my blog?
2. Do you even understand the english?
3. Don't come to my blog EVER again.
4. Go cut your frindges away and TAKE OFF YOUR BLOODY EXTENTIONS.
5. Don't speak chinese.

If you're none of the above :
1. Then you better thank god.
2. You better thank god AGAIN, that i don't write a poem about normal people.
3. YAY!

If you are me :
1. Sign up for Anger Mangement classes.
2. Go get a cup of ice-cold water.
3. END THIS POST.

This will be my breaking point, and yes it has been broken.

I'm super bloody pissed and this will be the first post that i vent out ALL my anger. Yes in most of my ranting posts, i only give you 1/90 of my REAL anger. You better thank god for that now i'm gonna give you like 30/90 of that anger oh, you don't know how angry i can be. That's why i tell you people i need anger mangement.
Okay, you say it's hard being the bloody class comm. Okay i understand our class can be very yes VERY late in handing shit up and all that kind's of crap, but as class com YOU DON'T SAY YOU DON'T WANNA PIN-POINT PEOPLE THEN BLOODY PIN-POINT SOMEONE CAUSE FOR THAT SERIOUSLY I'D KICK YOUR FACE AND CALL YOU A FUCKER YES IN YOUR BLOODY ASS-HOLIC FACE. Annabelle was talking about how we all should be friends and i just gave ONE VERY TRUE comment. I know, but it's not like we wanna be enemies we just have our differences. And what does ONE PERON SAY? (i shall not write your name as you have pissed me off.) THEN WHAT ABOUT YOU AND JILL?? DO YOU THINK I WANNA GET INTO STUPID PETTY FIGHTS WITH MY BEST FRIEND? HUH YOU BLOODY IDIOT TELLLLL MEEEE. And a bloody crybaby in my class. SUCK UP ASSHOLE. THE TRUTH HURTS, SHOULDN'T YOU KNOW THAT? Telling you that you're fucking a suck up is not a lie OKAY? You suck up EVERYONE'S ASSES SO YOU GET WHAT? ATTENTION? Nope, people just think you're bloody irritating always Oh my awesomest or whatever I AM NOT YOUR AWESOMEST AND NEVER WILL I BE. CRY CRY CRY. CRY ME A RIVER (if i did you'd pollute it with all the asses you sucked up to) For gods-sake ALL the class asked of you was to JUST be a crew member for the play and what your reply is "NOOOOO." And you have the bloody guts to tell other people you said "WAIT I'M THINKING"???? Dear people, that's what i call lying, you LIE when you fucking pathetic and have NOTHING TO SAY. (Or if you wanna uh trick people hahaha) OKAY?? Then oh cry and brag and brag and cry and suddenly say you wanna transfer schools TRANSFER THE FUCKING SCHOOL DUDE! I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOU TRANSFERING SCHOOLS, ACTUALLY I'D LIKE YOU TOO. PLEASE CRY MORE AND TRANSFER. Oh yes! Blame us! Blame everyone but you for making your own life a living hell! Go do that! Then what all you bloody asshole who were saying how stinky and how shitty she was a DAY ago start saying "OH YOU LIKE TO SEE YOUR FRIENDS CRY?"
"OH SEE LA, YOU MADE HER CRY."
Seriously? Trying to act all innocent when she's sad after she realises how much of a ass she is. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! And yeah i gotta agree with Jill! OUR CLASS IS BLOODY IMMATURE. YOU'RE SECONDARY ONE FOR GODS-SAKE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DIE IN 6 SECONDS OR SOMETHING? And like our class doesn't work together because there are just too many people who don't speak up for themselves because their too scared too, one of which was the crybaby. So yes, if you Still have failed to realise i AM pissed and angry. And now the class com says they ALL wanna quit. I didn't wanna say this before but i just SUDDENLY decided too.

GO AND QUIT, SERIOUSLY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

Yes, i know it's hard being a class com member but look, like nicole said. Don't bloody talk to the class like we're a bunch of 6 year olds. Oh don't think i don't know what you guys are thinking, "WELL YOU GUYS WERE ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF 6 YEAR OLD KIDS."
But what about you? You may not already know this but the thing running through other people's minds are.
"WELL YOU GUYS ARE ACTING SO BLOODY MATURE WHEN YOU'RE NOT."
You're 13, don't act like a 49 year old che-ko-peh. Nagging and shit, i know we're in the wrong. But have you ever thought of sitting down with the people that actually DID something to make the class a little hectic? Instead of scolding the WHOLE class? Some people seriously did not do shit to you. And like ***** Don't pin-point jill and me and say that we wanna be enemies. WE DON'T. AND BY THAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR RETARDED MOUTH ACTUALLY SAID? IT SAID BECAUSE OF JILL AND I AND WHOEVER ELSE CAUSE THE CLASS TO BE AS FUCKED UP AS IT IS NOW. If I were pissed enough, i would have stabbed you in the mouth. So THINK before you say something BLOODY STUPID. So yeah, sorry to the class com members if i was the ONE who was pissing you guys off. (probably... haha) So yeah in that case SORRZ. If not then i don't really care anymore but yeah if we don't wanna get scoldings from KAW we better not fuck the class up. And please dude, the class com is made to guide the class not fix friendship problems. So if we fight, don't blame us cause you can't fix our friendship problems cause at the end of the day, i don't think i'm your friend at all.

P.S.// No, HE is not coming for IJ Fiesta............... :(
P.S.S// My status of i think our class is awesome has just changed to it's the WORST and most screwed up class i've seen in my life.
P.S.S.// Cheryl Siew you were bloody rude to andrea. Telling people to SHUT UP is not an option anymore.
P.S.S.S// Heard from uh Pricilla that almost what ALL? the class com memebers wanted to cry. WHAT FOR?? HAHAHAHA. WTF. OUR PROBLEMS YOU WANNA CRY FOR US?? HAHAHA. You guys are F.U.N.N.Y.

A little poem about stuff that happened today.

The poem is called Stuff That Happened Today. Enjoy. :)

I thought today was gonna be fun, but NOOO people just had to be hot cross buns.
Whine and complain, complain and whine. I wish i could just kick your damn behind.
Made us run and made us walk, too damn tired to even talk.
Went to toa payoh and city hall, in the end we couldn't even get the fucking golfball.
Went to the Hilton and asked questions there, the dude kicked us out cause he was jealous of our hair.
Went to the traffic light something good happened there, saw a super hot guy we all stopped and stared.
Then we crossed the road and went to someplace far, almost got lost and hit by a car.
Saw a stupid stuck up woman she thought she was damn hot, but really i gotta say she's not.
Then we went to the Singapore river i really almost died, we over-shot damn place i didn't even get Mcdonalds apple pie.
The facilitator was pissed at us and wanted to kill us all, bet he was bloody irritated thats why he didn't follow us to the hall.
So now i'm really pissed didn't have fun at all, only got damn tired tell the organiser go suck balls.

Yes, this is what happened today. This is the worst day of my life, ever. Ever, E.V.E.R.

Oh, he is deep.

I said, ‘hey you, this is me. The idealist inside that holds your hope on a string, wound and tied like kites to all of your dreams and regrets. What a tangled mess that they’ve turned out to be. Take a breath, and ask yourself what matters.’

Days like masquerades, silent, hiding in the shadows,
stripped of their disguise leave you haunted as you scatter.

But you’re always on my mind.

-William Beckett

He is deeper than the dead sea.

Who was the bloody bastard that created exams?

Hey guys so as you know, my exams are over and well my results......... Hohohoho.
English : wait i forgot but i passed. :)
Math : 31 and for bastards who are like OHH PASS! No, it's upon a hundred.
Science : 55.5 IT'S A PASS BABY WHOOPIE.
Geography : 43 FUCK!
History : 31 FUCKED!
Chinese : 70.5 No not upon a hundred, no not a upon 80. IT'S UPON 140!
Lit : 74, A2 BABY.
Home Econs : I don't remember but i JUST passed. PHEWZERS.
So yeah, my "awesome" scores. So i'm pretty much screwed....... My dad's gonna go all oh you're not supposed to fail and OH you should score higher for chinese cause you're asian and shit like that. SO WHAT IF I'M ASIAN? CHINESE IS BULLCRAP. Anyway enough about exams let's talk about the next topic.

VANDALISIM.
My school was vandalised OH YES! It was, by people who apparently thought the school teachers and the systems were all communists. Hohoho, pretty big words. I don't think ah lians did it, they're too dumb. *no offence dude* But yeah they are too dumb to plan something so god-damn big till the POLICE and to come. But i mean kudos to you vandalisers who think you're super cool just cause you did SHIT to make the school a SCARIER and WORSE place to learn in *Oh it's already bad, you just made it worst* So yeah. I think you're just rich ass kids who thought of something FUN to do and just wasted your money on shit spray cany things to spray EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING SAW. Oh some of the things you assholes said.
"SUCK MY COCK." (actually it's damn funny but oh well.)
You sprayed paint on father barre's head and it was the devil's sign asswipe.
Drew the Nazi sign near the stage.
"Tick tock, your time is up. You'll die tomorrow." (near the clocks by the way.)
And burnt one of the don't know what shit project that the sec 4's had been working on. A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.
"Welcome to communist ** TP." In the front of the hall.
So well yeah, the rest well. I'm too lazy to type it out. I don't wanna waste my time on bloody useless people like AAHEEEMM. So yeah, you wanna know what i think about you guys? :D
Well, i think you're REALLY smart but at the same time ONE OR A FEW OF THE MOST RETARDED PEOPLE I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE. Don't you know that you bloody retards will get caught like sooner or later have you heard of something called a camera? A C.A.M.E.R.A.? Well if you guys don't the C.A.M.E.R.A. can tape EVERYTHING you guys did! E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. HAHA, SO COOL RIGHT? I KNOW!! So yeah, you guys are screwed HAHA! IN YOUR FACE! :)

You don't know me...... I hope.

Hey guys, so the reason why i hope you don't know me is cause well i have nothing to blog about and so i'm bringing back FACTS ABOUT JAC! YEAH! So here's a little poem before we start :)
If you don't know me then read this post,
Cause if you don't read it you'll be toast.
So don't be a bitch and click the close sign,
Or i will kick your shin in 5 minutes time.
I know you're thinking "oh this is hell."
But if you think that way, i'll hit you with a bell.
So yeah, i know i can't rhyme that well,
So after you read this hope you'll yell. (uh and uh if you don't read this is then uh go to hell.)

Okay so here's 20 facts about JAC.
1. I just took this predictor height thing and it said that i'd be 5'8" by the time i'm 21. YAY.
2. I am Chi-rean. (means i'm half korean hee hee.)
3. I am a free thinker.
4. My best friend is being held captive by her mum.
5. My favourite american actor has gotta be MICHAEL CERA.
6. My favourite British actor is Freddie Highmore. He's damn good.
7. I was in a promenade and it was really awesome.
8. If i could have ANY job right now, i'd be a singer.
9. If i could, i would uh kiss GABE SAPORTA?
10. I need to know where they sell blue iPhone covers.
11. I have the feeling that no one reads my blog.
12. I like my iPod
13. I am 156 cm now :) I GREW ONE CM!
14. My Chicago/Las Vegas/California trip was canceled cause of the bloody swine flu.
15. I can forced to believe that most of the guys who smoke are really really hot.
16. I think that in order for a guy to be hot, he has to have KILLER dimples :)
17. I think that Ah Lians are disgusting twits and that Singapore should just kill all of them.
18. I want my empoiro armani phone.
19. I probably won't get my empoiro armani phone.
20. I don't think i'm pretty BUT i will NEVER go for plastic surgery. Ew so pamela anderson.

So yeah not so awesome 20 facts about me becuase the awesome ones i already said in my older posts. Sorry, i'll try to think of nicer stuff to blog about next time.
P.S.// Heard of Hotel 626? PLAY IT. Then come to my house and play it with me.
P.S.S// I am not gonna play it alone.

School Subjects.

I know what you're thinking.
"Didn't you just post?"

Well technically yes, but i wrote that shit yesterday, so it doesn't count. So school subjects, personally i hate all of them. I don't hate school i just think some of the subjects that we are learning are a little stupid because i won't use that shit when i grow up right? And before i say anything if you teach any of those subjects no offence. I just think it's bullshit. :)

SUBJECTS ARE :

1.Geography

2. Home Econs

3. History

So yeah, geography. When the hell would i need to read a 6 whatever reference map or whatever? I'm not gonna need where like the seas and oceans are? Am i gonna join the Navy? No. Same for home econs. When in the world would i need to make shitty roast chicken or like rock cookies? And most of all WHY THE HELL WOULD I MAKE IT FROM SCRACH? Haven't you heard of cookie mix?? Like what the fuck right? Am i gonna be a chef? NO I AM NOT. SO WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME MEMORISE HOW MANY KILO CALORIES ARE THERE IN A K.J. SOMETHING? When i hell would i need to apply that in my life?!?! So during the exam they ask this question.
"What is the difference between a complete protein and a incomplete protein?"
and i answered.
"A complete protein is complete whereas an incomplete protein is incomplete."
I think i may have gotten it right! :D
And like why the hell should i know who Chandragupta Mauryan is? So what is he's indian. IM CHI-REAN HA! LOSER!
P.S.// IT by Stephen King has to be the scariest shit EVER.

URGH, I SCREWED UP!

Hey guys so my life is pretty much screwed. People who hate me yes, please go make fun of my super horrible life. SO HERES THE SHIT, I AM SO PISSED AT MYSELF BECAUSE I FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO TALK TO FREDDIE AFTER LIKE 7000 GAZILLION YEARS AND THEN HE REPLIES AND ASK A ME QUESTION AND THEN I DIDN'T KNOW HE SENT ME SOMETHING AND THEN LIKE WHEN I FINALLY SAW AFTER A BLOODY LONG TIME HE WENT OFFLINE! THEN I SAW HE WANTED TO TYPE SOMETHING THEN I JUST WAITED THERE THEN HE JUST WENT OFFLINE! OFFLINEEEEE! He's angry at me for not replying him. ): And i talked to him first. FUCK! And my BLOODY STUPID computer can't fucking connect to the bloody connection shit AND FOR THE LOGEST TIME I TRIED FIXING THE SHIT AND NOTHING WORKS. (I'm starting to feel like a computer geek, fixing computers and such shit that don't work)
And like we went to jill's house and i was wearing my blouse and my pants (school uniform) then when i was walking like at the edges of the pool I FUCKING FELL INTO THE POOL. IN MY SCHOOL UNIFORM. WTF! And then i finally saw this Lenka CD and then i thought HEY HONG LI'S PRESENT but when i oh so cheerfully opened up my wallet THERE WAS NO MONEY! Then when nicole and i wanted to leave jill's house, I couldn't tie my hair cause it was so poofed (Like Travis Clark) Then i went home and my mum told me to uh WASH MY HANDS??!?!?! Then i was like FOR? Then she was all about Swine Flu and shit. So yeah, it pretty much sucks. Balls. And it seems like no one reads why blog..... But pffssstt, i don't care. :)

Positive and Negative. Oh crap.

Hey guys, so today is a rant YES! A RANT! about my life and the shit that makes it go round. so lets start with the positive stuff in life and then the negative.

POSTIVE.

1. My bestfriends are in love.

2. Ones of them just found out the guy liked her back.

3. The video on jill's tumblr made me laugh like a freak.

4. My sister bought a purple jacket. (not very gabe-ish but still purple)

5. Tomorrow's a holiday.

NEGATIVE.

1. I have a scar on my face cause of my fucking school badge.

2. The scar is FUCKING BIG.

3. HE IS ALWAYS NOT ONLINE WHEN I AM.

4. I took a facebook quiz and it said i was going to hell 100% (true but NOT looking forward to it)

5. My phone has no more buckerooies left in it.

6. The popsicle i ate just made my whole tongue blue.

7. I forgot to bring my History stuff home.

8. There's a History exam on Tuesday.

9. Tomorrow's a holiday. (So i can't go to school and get it)

10. I am going to fail EVERY exam i take.

11. My dad is going to MURDER ME.

12. Then my mum is going to MURDER ME.

13. Then i'll be dead and POOF NO MORE BLOG.

14. I CAN'T FIND A PRESENT FOR MY BEST FRIEND. (and her birthday is in 4 days)

15. There is a girl in school that is making me blind! She has extentions that are ugly and she doesn't even realise that they DO NOT make her hair look extended AT ALL.

16. I was going to make a mother's day card for my mum and when i was like thinking of what the design should be, I FELL ASLEEP.

17. My mum still thinks i have something "going on"

18. I don't have ANYTHING for her.

19. My sister is sleeping and her foot is beside my head...........

20. EWWWW.

21. DAMN FREAKY PEOPLE WHO I DON'T KNOW ARE FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER.

So you see, a day in Jacqueline Low's shoes = HELL. And i mean i don't have to go to hell, I'm already there. Seeing that ugly girl in school everyday OMFG! Hey just thought of something, since i'm gonna be talking about her ALOT why not give her a name? Okay we'll call her............ boob. :) Okay boob is CONTAMINATING YOUNG KIDS! ONE TOUCH AND SHE'LL KILL YA!

(sorry for the blur-ness she was just so ugly my hand was shaking)
Oh and theres a club i want you guys to join!

Theres a S behind the "DO YOU HATE BOOBS" :)
The t-shirt is totally awesome. If you're blind for some reason and can only read typed out words, one of the shirt says "LICENSE TO KILL." "(boobs)"
SO FUCKIN' STELLER.

P.S// sorry the pictures are so small, you can copy and then enlarge it yourself :)

I want my children to be hot :)

Hey guys! Well, i wish i could brag and talk about how Geog was a breeze.......... But i can't because
1. GEOG SUCKS BALLS.
2. GEOG WAS NOT A BREEZE IT WAS A TORNADO.
3. GEOG SUCKS BALLS.
Thats why, so instead i'm gonna tell you guys my FUTURE plans from when i have children, don't even think anyone will marry me because
1. I'm ugly
2. I'm fat
3. I'm ugly
Thats why, but either way IM STILL GONNA PLAN. I DON'T CARE, so im gonna list out the top ten or twenty (heh heh) possible names for my kids both male and female.

GUYS.
1. Bam
2. Kane
3. Zac or Issac (sounds pretty much the same.)
4. Andrew
5. Gabriel
6. Jack
7. Daniel (HEY JACK DANIELS HAHA)
8. Nate
9. Callum
10. Morgan
11. Travis
12. Trevor
13. Mikey (MI-EC-KEY)
14. Ian
15. Evan
16. Mclovin' (superbad! haha!)
17. Brendon
18. Ryland
19. Alexander
20. Rebel (its nice)

GIRLS.
1. Ingrid
2. Tegan
3. Blair
4. Helena
5. Scarlett
6. Ruby
7. Holly
8. Jaelyn
9. Maria
10. Jill (HAHA)

Why you ask, why only 10 girl names and like 20 guy names. Because the truth is that guy names are just MUCH nicer than girl names. And well here are the top TEN names you shoud NEVER name your child. For both guys and girls. no particular order.

1. Toshie (Do you know what this means? It means butt okay?)
2. Truth (What if you kid turns out to be a liar?)
3. Abba (Isn't that the band??? FAN MUCH.)
4. He (Yes HE. and you wanna know something?? Its a girls name..)
5. Shawntelle (If you were planning for a guy and wanted to name him shawn this would be a perfect name for a last minute girl)
6. Blue (WTF. blue? I'll name his younger brother light blue.)
7. Meander (Its a bend in the river!!!! Shes gonna be made fun of! retard.)
8. Ebony (ITS A TYPE OF FUCKING WOOD.)
9. Ka'lessteralle (Oh, by the way its pronounced as cholesterol)
10. Ecstacy (Isn't it a drug?!?! You want your kid to get hooked on crack?)

So no offence to people who have these names, i think its stupid and retarded. Pretty dang funny too............ Hahaha, and well you can slowly think of baby names too! :)
Still a long way to go, a fucking long way to go.

3 wishes?

Hey guys, so a lot and i mean A LOT of people have asked me a very typical question that i bet you've been asked before.
"If you had 3 wishes what would you wish for?"
Well, in order for people to stop asking me i figured i'd just write it here so you people won't bother me.
WISH ONE : I wish i could be taller, MUCH taller.
WISH TWO : I wish Coldplay would come back to Singapore cause they're so awesome.
WISH THREE : I wish for three more wishes.
Teehee! Im greedy i know, but A MAGICAL "THING?" comes along and wants to give you three FREE FRIGGIN' WISHES AND YOURE TELLING ME YOU JUST WANT THREE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MORE? If you were only gonna wish for three wishes, then i seriously don't know what the hells wrong with you. And if you don't know who Coldplay is, theres something wrong with you too.

"Who's Coldplay? Why do you keep talking about them?"
"Well, they're like the awesomest fuckin' band in the universe?!?!"
"They are? Are they even famous?"
"Wtf, yes they are...."
"But i dont know them! It means that they're not famous cause i have'nt heard of them."
*starts to sing violet hill*
"HEY! I KNOW THAT SONG, WHO SANG IT?"
"Coldplay?"

You see? There are really like REALLY retarded people in the world. So i tell you in your face HA! YOU SHOULD'VE GONE TO THEIR CONCERT!
Oh and for those of you who didn't go but want to read the post about them, heres the link.
http://jacquelinepeppermint.blogspot.com/2009/03/coldplay-viva-la-viva-tour.html
And for those of who don't know ANYTHING about them heres a link you MUST click on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BVcnbUOL1g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY6zLd1NoUU&feature=related
Its violet hill acoustic and the scientist, and i can play violet hill on the piano :)

P.S.// No Janicia, im not a fangirl.
P.P.S// F.R.E.D. is really really nice :)

NUMB3RS.

Hey guys. So you know when you go on windows live messenger, you can change your screen name?
For example : Alphabeat.
Which is my screen name is perfectly awesome short and cool. But you know when some people put like weird numbers like infront of thier names? Lets say the girls name is Gum.
For example : [c=23][a=0] .Gum. [c=#FHOTGJ] Loveyouuuu [/c]
What the hell is that supposed to mean? How the hell did you come to the conclusion that c=23 and that a=0??? I seriously DO NOT get it! AT ALL! and like whats [/c]? And if [c=#FHOTGJ] I come to the conclusion that [J=#AWESOME] :)
MESSAGE FOR JILL.
Lets try secret valentine with parts AND the piano. :)
And bring it too.

P.S.//I dont get why SOME people address caucasians (americans) as ang mos? I mean you dont see people calling you ah lian (even though they know it) right? LOW CLASS FREAKOS.

I LOVE ORCHAD ROAD BABY!

Hey guys so i went to like Orchad road with Jill today and like we just went to Borders and chilled at Starbucks and guess who we saw?!?!?!
REMEMBER METALLICA, AFRO AND SMOKER DUDE?? YEAH WE SAW THEM! But smoker dude wasnt there though.. still awesome! And i even saw a guy that looked like KevJumba! How friggin' cool is that? And Jill was totally drunk today, I know it. So like after starbucks we walked around and went to Burger King to eat and like she ordered the tender grill burger thing and it was all FAT. when she opened it she just stared at the thing like for 5 hours. And then i was like whats wrong? then she showed me the burger and i almost puked. fat everywhere man. It should be called like tender fat or something. So dudes, when you go to burger king DO NOT buy the tendergrilled burger thing :)

P.S// Facebook is awesome :)