i guess i cant blog about you guys no more. oh well.

hey yo guyz. well the school just said we cant put OUR thoughts on OUR blogs. hpmh well i guess its the end of my blog............ haha JUST KIDDIN' theres more to my life then my fun or maybe not so fun teachers. well i dont wanna get sued.. -_- so yeah. "I LOVE MY TEACHERS. AND I 'CARE' ABOUT WHAT THE PEOPLE I WRITE ABOUT FEEL." (: spread the word. so yep i had SPA today it was so damn easy we just had to boil water. oh how fun! then after the thing boiled i just took the wooden holder thing out then i held the test-tube in my hand then the teacher watching my was like. "your hands not burnt ah?" then i was like "uh nope. im good" then she laughed? right............ so yeah it was a breeze. oh yeah and hong li just told me that its HKs b'day tomorrow so happy birthday yeah? on my favourite day somemore. aweosme or what? haha. ok well you wont be hearing much of kaw anymore but shes being really nice to me now...... omg so scary. i hope she stays like that then everyone would actually start to like her again. "a person can never remove their moles" oh actually they can ahhaa. so i guess she can change. but its not likey someone would 'peel' their moles off.
ok another thing. im damn irritated at the people who were sitting behind of me during like the Libaray talk thingy they kept shouting out the god-damn answers when the damn woman wasnt even looking at them......... then every thought mary and i were the ones shouting. so retarded so i told them to shut up but they continued to shout. irritating stuff.
ok nicole lim hahaha today was so funny larh i show this wonder girls music video on MTV like yesterday and i told nicole (a super hard-core fan) that i heard the song. 'I WANT NOBODAY BUT YOUUUU. THEN RAP RAP RAP' then she started dancing the song larh and she danced super awesomely then *clap clap* hahaha. but she can really dance damn well like espeacially the *whooo* part. hahaha! so yeah thats all.
P.S// "You" have no life. i hate you. & heres a little secret for ya. youre ugly. (:
you can slowly guess who this little girl is................

You better pray........................i dont kick you in the face.

hello all. so yep. the title says it all. i wanna kick someone in the face. yep SO many people........... including one speacial friend. her name is KAW. yes kaw. she fking forced me to read the damn chinese shit. and i alr begged her.. oh she is just a little bitch isnt she. ARGH. i really think i need anger mangement like i heard in america theres like an anger management program where they let you smash cars. and bottles. A.W.E.S.O.M.E so yeah now you know i have anger problems. if like someone irritates me i'll grab their heads put it on my knee and i'll break our windpipe ha lets see how youre gonna piss my off now. i call it the piper. hahahaha. so yep theres really nothing i can blog about. other than being bitten by swarms of bitch mosquitoes theres really nothing left to say when something happens i WILL update and you know my life isnt perfect so something will happen sooner or later. OH YEAH! wait i forgot. nevermind. heh heh so yep will update when my lifes starts to mess up again. OH YEAH someones a bitch. and its not the mosquitoes or kaw. huh guess who..................

WHACK WHACK. die mosquitoes.

hello all. guess what?! i have more fking mosquito bites. i think my blood is like a drug larh once the shit ass mosquitoes drink it, they'll get addicted. now let me count how many fking mosquito bites i have.................. 12 NOW CAN? and 8 of with are itching. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF you stupid mosquitoes! im gonna buy like the electric thingy and zap the living shit outta you little buggers. omg so god damn annoying. like th american idol girl "AH HEHEHHEHEHEHE." UH! im digusted at the amount of mosquito bites i have it all feels pop-ish and disgusting, im totally gonna puke. and i will use a toothpick and squeeze all the damn blood that you sucked from me. then i'll throw you in the dustbin. (: GO TO HELL MOSQUITO THINGS. and when you have babies (thanks to my blood) i will HELP you leave cups with water and see everyday if there are eggs if there are i'll smash them infront of you and you'll see your babies DIE and you will then die of a heart-attack HA! now lets see whos smart. teehee! and you know what i realiased? ok dont be offended like hard-core fans i think lady gaga is awesome but like some people can sing her songs better than her. like seriously. but gaga (HAHA) is still aweomse. (: DID THE DAMN MOSQUITO BITE MY ANKLE. OK YOU KNOW WHAT? FK IT. IM NOT GONNA SCRATCH MY MOSQUITO BITES NO MORE. *scratches*. shit larh they are so god-damn icthy. im gonna die of icthiness. and if you dont see me in school tomorrow. you'll know why.............. 'PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOKER FACE.' hahaa. i likee. and like some, like i think 3 of you have asked me why you guys werent on the list if you dont know then the list is the list of people i would buy stuff for when i go to america. so yep..... so back to why your names werent on the list. ok im not flithy rich i need to save money to buy stuff and like the stuff there are like EXPENSIVE? LAS VEGAS IS NOT LIKE MALAYSIA. sorry if youre malaisan but its true............ like the mamee there is only like 20 cents or something. haha. but now lets go to another section id like to call, ask god................ *AHHHHH* ok i shall ask god WHY THE HELL HE CREATED MOSQUITOES THEY DONT FKING HELP US? at least flies help us eat stuff we dont want. mosquitoes just pass fking deadly dieases and shit............... so ew im so anti-mosquitoes now. ew. well lets talk about we the kings. well theyve recently like became famous and like i alr knew them when i crap computer was still working. (my sister will be the witness as she was the one who downloaded theyre song) like i think 2-3 years ago yeah so long ago right? yep so i like LOVE the WAY TRAVIS (hot awesome haired lead singer) sings man omg like an angel. (: so awesome. and janicia, HES HAIR DOES NOT SUCK K. haha.
P.S// J.L & J.L one stands for jacqueline low what does the other one stand for? JUSTIN LONG!

Hes just not that into you.

hello all! so today i didnt have badminton (awesome) and so i went to a movie with my awesome movie friend janicia. (: yay! and we watched hes just not that into you. we'll besides being VERY disturbed by a old man and a china couple and some porny scenes the movie was really awesome. ESPEACIALLY THE CHARACTER ALEX (Justin Long). (: SO DAMN CUTE. i like i like. ok so like when the movie was like starting we were disturbed by a super old man who lost his phone and was talking so god-damn loudly. "where is my phoneeee, my phone where." wtf. and his voice made me feel like digging my throat out larh. omg. EWish much? then the china couple OMG. THEY WERE LIKE EW THEY LIKE TALKED SO LOUDLY AND IN CHINESE! then they kept on kissing like alot. oh em gee then janicia and i started to pretend to do what they we doing and stuffs. and ew. and we plan and going to watch movies VERY VERY SOON. *wink wink*
17 again is on my list. there was also a like a movie called "My Bloody Valentine 3D" awesome. scary i wanna watch it. heh heh. and like you know what was the last and most disgusting part of like the whole trip/movie thingy OMG. when they were on the like somewhere i forgot they were like kissing. and we saw their faces SO FUGLY BOTH OF THEM! two fuglys meant for each other. (: ok on to another topic.
MOSQUITOES. they are so fking irritating and they're all over my fking house! *starts to count mosquito bites. I HAVE SEVEN OK? SEVEN. so damn itchy larh. kinda reminds me ITCHNESS. WTF. I FKING HAVE A MOSQUITO BITE ON MY DAMN FOOT. AND THREE ON THE SAME ARM. AT ABOUT THE SAME PLACES. what the heck is going on? is my blood like alcohol? huh is it addictive? IF IT REALLY IS ID LIKE TO TRY IT DAMN MOSQUITOES. -_- irritating shit. and I CANT WAIT FOR FEB 28! cause..................... ITS THE END OF THE MONTH! and it doesnt end on the 30 or 31. so cool. and if it does happen to be your b'day leave a tag! (: and i'll get you somethin' for you. unless i dont know you then please dont bother. (: hahaha. just kiddin' leave a tag if you wanna. but yeah. so ALOT. of you have been asking me so you and jill still ............. ah? we're fine. just friends. ok? happy? argh. so yep.
....... (:
P.S// I WANT ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH and yes they are still my favourite. (:

SMERICA? NO AMERICA!

hello all! so im not letting ANYTHING bother me now cause I JUST GOT THE COLDPLAY TICKETS! IM GOING TO A MOVIE WIRTH JANICIA LOVE YOU! AND the america trip has been slightly changed but the change is so friggin awesome. (:
so ok the original plan was like we'd go to florida then chicago then denver BUT NOW. HEHEHEHE. HOHOHOHO! the plan is...........................................
WE'RE GOING TO L.A.! THEN LAS VEGAS! THEN maybe CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYYY YAYY YAYYYYY. omg. chilllllzzzzzzzz NO I CANT! YAY YAYY *JUMPS FOR JOY* omg. I AM SO EXCITE (if you think its bad english, wrong! i took it from borart) ok so yep if you are my friend i'll buy stuff back for ya. if not dont count on it the things there are expensive and i gotta save up. up on my list is............
1. hong li (hello? duh?)
2. janicia (Potato Chips?)
3. nicole hofbauer
3. nicole lim! ( dont be sad alr k?)
4. someone?
so yep your name not on that list? well it either means i forogt you (then please ask) sorry and if not i dont think i should waste my money on you. (: if not. make yourself that somebody! (: haha. well thats all for today and fret not i'll start putting up pictures again soon. just.t.t.t.t.t wait. (:

PppppppppppOKER FACE.

hey yo! ok i mean hello all, so jill still (RHYMES) is like i( dont know how to say)-ing me. so yep thats bad. but i mean shes still my best friend. i mean i didnt do anything. (pretty much true i didnt talk to her) so yep. But look on the brightside KAW is getting nicer. OH MAN YOU FRIGGIN' WISH. -_- and badminton training is starting tomrrow. oh thats just so awesome. plus im going to the coldplay concert on 23 march which is a monday. and theres practice on monday. holy crap...... and you know what? i think ethels condition is getting worse. so yuyu asked her " so hey ethel we're having some class outing sorta thing. so will you come?" then she was like. O.O *bites fingernails* then she was like wtf. then i was irritated and was like. "O.K. ethel. we're having a class outing. will y.o.u.r parents allow Y.O.U to come?" AND FINALLY SHE NODS HER HEAD. and i wonder how the hell i am supposed to build a DNA structure with her. if she does it i'll say "thanks be to god" and i got a friggin shock when i found out she had 230 for her PSLE! OMFG. she doesnt do ANYTHING in class leh! just bite her nails only. i wish i were like her OH WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING? nevermind. forget i even mentioned it. so after school. the *V* game people got together all except fei ni. -_- nevermind so we went back to the primary side to see our old teachers and then WOW. AMAZING. we saw all of them at once! i didnt wanna see ms lim but. what the heck. OH YEAH she still hasnt given me mt parker pen. -_- but anyways we started conplaining about KAW and uh ethel! (: teehee. then swee man kept on talking and talking and talking then hong li told her to shut up hahaha! oh yeah did i mention i accidentally called KAW dude instead of lao shi the other day and she was pissed. ok i was talking to rachel before that and i was like DUDE DUDE DUDE WHAT TO DO? cause i was drawing. : P ok then i go up to KAW and ask her then i accidentally went like. " dude what to do ah?" then she was like. O.O then i was like. 'SORRY i mean what must we do?" me feeling giggley and uh stuffs walked back to my seat and started laughing. DUH! oh man this post is really long for like words......... well. i guess im really typey today. and sad and fusrated and angry and uh tired. so yep the it ends here oh and by the way im deleting my blog.
P.S// JUST KIDDING!
P.S.S// JILL STOP (dont know how to say)-ING ME! (: i would like that very very much thank you.

MY LAPTOP IS SCREWED UP.

hello all, im using my sisters laptop to blog and shes making me time the amount i use then mutliply it by 2 then that will be the amount i have to massage her for. oh man what are sisters for? HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! spread the love baby.
Coldplay, coldplay here i come. yay im going to their concert. AWESOMENSS. my sisters trying to tickle me to make me take a longer time to do this shit and now shes playing with my fats. -_-wtf? now shes calculating my weight in fats? *32kg* TEEHEE. well random people have been adding me on facebook. thats werid. but THANKS CONNIE FOR THE STARBUCKS~ lovee ya. oh yeah i hand made some valentine cards if you dont get it dont think i dont love you. *I DO* .
P.S// I LOVE YOU. (HEY thats a book)

When life gives you lemons throw it away.

hello all, well my life has been going downhill since uh i forgot when so yeah i still think its cause im fat. oh man. ): someones ignoring me for no shit hole reason and im super confused. at least tell me whats your problem with me then ignore me right? -_- nevermind no negative stuff in my blog unless its about others! teehee. oh speaking about negative stuff chris brown what punched rihanna or something? oh man he has anger issues. why take it out on his super famous girlfriend? crazy shit ass. well pe was uh weird. -_- you people should know why.......... SIGH. why is my life of fked up? oh well at least theres cable. and i'll bbe damned if my dad takes the cable thing away again. Justina wants to know whats inside my super secret book and whats in jills (uh) and im not telling. i meanif you ask her and she lets the secret out then i mean whatever but i wont tell your secrets just because you uh whatever me........... so yep *LOYALTY*. hahaha, i totally miss going out with hong li man. and sometimes her brother too. so yeah thats awesome. well tomorrows valentines day but no one loves me anymore so........ i guess i'll buy myself a present or something. SIGH.... (again) well finally hong li saw ethel haha. she said shes super fugly. well uh hahaha. just look on the brightside i maybe going to see coldplay..... all i can look forward to. oh boo just fking boo. now theres the spotlight song on mtv. -_- EY THE GUY HAS DREADLOCKS! hahaa. and that jennifer hudson person became damn fat. thats a bad thing. oh man the only thing i can look forward to is coldplay thats really really really bad............. oh shit. i gotta make a valentines thing for andrea and hong li and the rest (NICOLE). haha. ok so uh whatever.

Life sucks and then you die of a stroke.

Hello allll, well i was really sad about not going to the fall out boy concert. -_- like why the hell do other people get to go? oh man. ):
well i MAY be going to the COLDPLAY CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! teehee. me likey alot.
and you may ask why does life suck? IT SUCKS . BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION ON SHIT. -_- everyday is a bad day and jill is pissed! AT ME. oh my god my fking life sucks. and we just started on life science which isnt much of a joy either. it was HORRIBLE. we're 13! im not gonna know how the hell im gonna make DNA shit. -_- and chromo somethin somethin. I think god is punishing me for being fat........ ): ITS NOT MY FAULT. and why cant i be bullimic or something? Cause it would take a miracle for me to stop eating but im running ALOT more now and if it doesnt work im gonna slit nicoles wrist. (: i have 2 tuitions later OH HOW DELIGHTFUL............ the only thing happy about today was like walking home with hong li I MISS HER SO MUCH LARH. we never eva get to hang out anymore, like going out all cause too busy and shits. i would usually hate to say this but the pianos the one that makes me happy nowa days. oh man im that sad.......... and i have to work with ethel. ok lets switch the subject for a little while. ETHEL. hhm.
shes uh fairly uh odd... i mean shes not that normal..... ok cause i sit like almost behind her. i have a perfect view of what she does so. everytime i wanna look at the board i have to look at her. and just so happened as i turned my head she like took her finger out of her ear and then stuck it up into her nose hole and then SHE PUT HER FINGER IN HER MOUTH. and i almost had a spasm when i heard her mum was a doctor shouldnt her mum teach her not to do this shit? ew. and like during drama we all had to say "hello how are you im jacqueline or whatever then something" then Mrs J was like "Ok Ethel its your turn" then she was like doing something in between biting her lip and chewing on it and like trying to swallow it. omg it was retarded i think her choromo something 21 is mutated means shes retarded. ;DD oh my god i feel terrible..................................
P.S// sorry for the super uh terrible ending.
P.P.S// COLDPLAY....................................................

FALL OUT BOY FTW!

hello all, so if you didnt know fall out boy is performing tonight and uh im not going. ): and i have a secret too.well when i was nine. i started obessing over brendon urie but like before that i was IN LOVE WITH PATRICK STUMP which is the lead singer of fall out boy.see da link? haha. I REALLY WANNA GO LARH. and did i mention hey monday is opening for them... yep. jill is going outta her mind now. haha.OH MAN. I WANNA GO PLEASE I DONT MIND LAST MINUTE TICKETS.OMG. AND PETE WENTZ WENT TO MY UNCLES RESTAURANT BEFORE.please ok its not in singapore my uncles in Chicago. so yeah! omg SO COOLLLLLLLLL.yeah i know! hahaha well jill wants me to ask about the acadamy is... cause theyre from chicago! SO AWESOME RIGHT? 

P.S// THANK YOU NICOLE! LOVE YA TRUCKLOADS AND MOTHERLOADS. 

P.P.S//  I HAVE FACEBOOK!

THIS WAS POSTED BY NICOLE LIM ON BEHALF OF JACQUELINE :D Her blogger is screwed up :D JACQUELINE LOW EN QI LOVES NICOLE LIM SU YEN :D

i miss primary school........

hello all people so like ive been missing primary school since like forever.
i miss bitching about teachers, playing and drawing shit with hong li and fei ni in the middle of class, being scolded my mrs ho (its quite funny sometimes), talking about how ugly the other teachers were........... oh man those days were .awesome. i espeacially miss mrs ho actually, i used to think she was really irritating and old but really compared to sec 1 i would LOVE to have her a FORM TEACHER. (oh shit id be so screwed is koh ai wee! sees this). but yeah here are some of her FAMOUS quotes.

" Talk talk talk, talk yourself to failure."

"WHAT YOU ALL ARE JOKERS AH?"

"hehehe he what he." and some are personal messages to me.

" Jacqueline since day one you work so hard and now you pass, you think no need to study alr huh? back to square one."

"Jacqueline ah. don be like soffi every talk and play ah......"

and the last one.......

" Jacqueline, your life is like a see-saw sometimes youre up and and sometimes youre down you think very fun meh?"

' Well yeah i kinda like see-saws"

" Crazy girl."

and for your info she was my math teacher and yes i used to fail my math like ALOT.

and theres nothing actually to say about mrs choo cause shes so awesome. and ZHENG lao shi too! omg hong li and i saw her that day and she was like

" ZHOU HONG LI! LIU EN QI! *snigger snigger*"

HAHAHA. then theres ms.lim

who right now still owes me my parker pen. -_- shes ok sometimes. but other times she just go crazy on you. like BLEAH BLEAH BLAHHH. omg she scares me sometimes.

but now like sec school just is like homework homework study scolding scolding then collect worksheets. -_- so irritating..... i hate it when teachers know that they really little periods but then waste on venting her fking fustrations onto us. just because her life sucks. and unlike the new kelly clarkson song i would say to her, my life would rick without you. -_- bad choice to make me the fking home econs moninter. what the hell and making nicole do shit for you she has more stuff to do then the freaking chairperson. oh sigh........she cant even quit. WTF RIGHT? whatever let ........ (not nicole) live her "amazing" life without me.

P.S// PANIC AT THE DISCO FTW!

P.P.S// im NOT going to the fall out boy concert. -_-

oh damn.

hey all, so the other day when i was picking my sister up from her swimming lessons. i got a ass long lecture by my aunt. -_- but i mean i knew somethin' about my dad? ok uh so he called me and my handphone unfortunately uses the prepaid card. so.......... the "rule" is that once you reach 0 bucks. the thing will automatically expire and then you'd have to buy a NEW prepaid sim card. so yeah that the shitty rule. so my card was REALLY low on money. and my dad called FROM JAKARTA. so like i was like. i talked to him for awhile he just checked to see if i was fine and all I LOVE HIM. then he wanted to talk to my sister juust ask around. so i said " hey dad sorry ah but my phone very little money i call you back when i reach home?" then he he said " yeah uh no need to call larh. just checking. haha." then i was like " haha ok byeee."
then somehow to my aunt I SAID IT VERY "RUSH RUSH" yes rush rush. -_- then she told me a ass long story about my dad with i thought i knew. oh damn he only told me the happy parts.
ok so i'll tell you guys. my grandad died when my dad was REALLY YOUNG. i think she said 12 or below.. or somehing like that. or maybe older. but he died when my dad was young. yeah. oh shit thats really fking sad if mine did. *TOUCH WOOD* i would totally be emo and go get my body tattooed with his name or something. haha. wah lau. and they were really poor cause the government in china took ALL MY GRANDADS MONEY AWAY. and left him with uh maybe 12 bucks. -_- yeah! then he had super little money can? like 20 or sometimes 10 cents. omg. its not even enough for a packet of seaweed can? damn sad. so yeah alot more. but im too lazy to type it out, and if youre some richy rich kid thats always been rich and spoiled. then kudos to you when your parents die *TOUCH MORE WOOD* youre gonna suffer. TEEHEE.
oh yeah, we had health screening today........ well my backbones a little crooked. FK and i gotta go for some shit which i dont think i'll be going too, the woman just said do more sit ups good for da back so yeah. but good news is.................
I HAVE BLOODY PERFECT EYESIGHT. (:
i was like reading the letters then i read read read then she said ok stop enough.... then i was likee wah lau CHEEBONG. dont let me continue so i did the other eyes and she said the same thing can. so then shes like i stopped you cause you have good eyesight then i was like AWESOMEE. hahaa.
P.S// JILL, MARC, BILL, ANDY, JACK.
P.P.S// dont read that if youre not jill. (:

DANCEE.

hello! again... well dance NO i cant dance. BUT I LOVE TO WATCH PEOPLE DANCE. its really weird. if i could dance i'd totally go and learn lo. but yeah! so theres this guy on youtube. HE IS F.F (fking fantastic) OMFG heres the link to one of his videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axtAO69Lwb0&feature=channel yeah he dances with his friend. compare this video to THIS VIDEO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykdt_1VFz2k&feature=related they look like shit.

EVEN HIS FRIENDS COUSIN CAN DANCE. SHES LIKE................. 11 this year can? wtf. yeah! heres this link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiQ0NlxWFl0&feature=channel
GO WATCH IT. AND WONDER WHY YOU CANT DANCE LIKE THEM.
ok please dont ask me why i just put the videos here. i dont feel like it k? i like to COPY then PASTE. (:

SHE TOOK MY IPOD.

hello all! before i start of with my post. i would like to make one thing clear (cause this post is about my teacher) ok xiaxue has mentioned this so.......... yeah!
ok we pay teachers right? so like we pay them to teach us not scold us and stuffs.... AND TAKE OUR IPODS (and phones). yeah! and i mean like and if they keep scolding us and making us miserable it'll be like our parents are the one that are paying for us to get toutured, like dont you think thats abit numb-skull-ish? so you get my point yeah i hope you do. and if youre a teacher please do not feel in any way insulted by my post. because I LOVE YOU. uh........ yepp......
ok so i was listening to my ipod in class then i looked at the time and was keeping it.then suddenly my teacher lets call her. TEACH! ok she comes in fornt of jill that was just taking out her ipod (most probely to put in the locker) cause she just came... and demands to take it and jills like. WTF. then she say NO LISTENING IN CLASS (ok i'll say it now she says everything in chinese so.. ) and we're like OHH thats why then try to explain and she walks off! LIKE OMFG. then our first reactions we like WHAT THE FROG. -_- then being the drama queen that i am i think of horrible things that will really never in a million years happen THEN DING DING something hit me. kevin? NO! AN IDEA! jill was think of a like " HEY can we get our uh ipods back? -_-" KINDA THING hahhaa. then i was thinking of a ' lao shi we're like really super duper sorry about the ipod thing we really didnt know......" WHICH we did do... then AMAZING AS IT SEEMS. said " later after everything see me ok?" ;DDD haha. then she after school we went to see her. then she gave us back then SHE SAID THE FUNNIEST THING CAN? "next time you two catch the people who use ok?" then jill and i were like. UH HUH?........... I THINK SHES PRETTY OK NOW. she used to be super crazyy. but i mean yeah. but I LIKE MR RAZALI. hes damn nice. (: unlike. *COUGH COUGH* ok finee im not so mean. *WINK WINK*
teehee guys gotta do my homeworkk. (:
P.S// HEY ALL febuary born people (that i know) you can request for b'day gifts! hahaha. feel free too. (: