Your name gets you the fame.

Hello guys!
I'm gonna REDO my post on naming my kids, i have RANDOMLY decided that it's time i choose a new batch of names for my unlucky children. I want my kid to be a boy! :D

BOY NAMES
A - Alexander, Andrew, Anthony
B - Bjorn, BAM.
C - Caleb (Hohohoho), Callum
D - Destery, Drake, DESTRO
E - Edward (NOT AFTER EDWARD CULLEN)
J - JACK. (named after me of course.)
L - I'm sorry if you're holy and this offends you but, Lucifer....
R - Rocket, Rebel, Ray (if his surname is gun)
S - Sean.
T - Trevor, Troy.
Z - Zac.

GIRL NAMES
A - Alexis, Alexandra.
B - Blair.
C - Callie
H - Holly.
I - Ingrid
J - JACQUELINE (haha, bitchh)
K - Kyra
L - Lila
R - Ruby
M - Maria
T - Tegan


As you can see, i don't really want a girl. :P
OKAY, now you know what everyone wants to be famous don't you? So i'm gonna show you 5 fucking weird names celebrities give their kids. crazy bunch of bastards.....
It is in a random order, btw.

1. Fifi Trixibelle
Who the hell names their daughter FIFI??????? OMFG! I bet you'd just kill yourself if your name were fifi, not to mention, her middle name is TRIXIBELLE. wtf. Her parents want her to grow up to become a fairy i suppose.

2. Kyd
This name just has WTF written all over it. I am not stupid and neither are you (okay, maybe you are). This is just another way of spelling KID. smartass parents.

3. Tu Morrow
I am not lying, this is the kid's name, yes. It is also another way of spelling tomorrow. It'll be hell on the first day of school.....
TEACHER : "Hey little girl, what's your name?"
LITTLE GIRL :" Tu morrow." :D
TEACHER :"Would you mind telling me TODAY?"
LITLLE GIRL :"Yes... Tu Morrow..."
TEACHER :" WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? I WANT YOUR NAME TODAY."
LITTLE GIRL :"Tu Morrow."
*teacher then kills the poor poor child*

4. Jermajesty
Are you serious? Jermajesty? I stand corrected, i have nothing to say.

5 . Ocean
Hahahaahahaha. OCEAN. and i bet her sister's names are "sea, river and lake"

Okay, honestly, i think those names are cool, FOR DOGS. Not for kids! They're totally gonna be made fun of! ): SO SAD. SO SAD. My next post will probably be about gays, so if you're gay, TAG! :D

Today was a day just like any other (thats how you can tell my life sucks)

Hello guys.
So today, i'm not really all that happy because, i just got forced by my CCA to join a badminton competition. (HOW GREAT IS THAT HUH?)
HELL YEAH! And to join, i gotta pay 20 bucks. :| wtf. So, you're tellin' me, that i gotta pay 20 bucks to see myself lose? OH THE JOY. I get to stand in front of like everyone who's gonna actually watch the match, and i get to have someone to tell me "YOU FUCKING LOSE."
Thanks alot.... thats a whole lotta confidence i'm gonna gain. And i mean, i know you're gonna say like, oh you may win and shit like that but, I KNOW I'M GONNA LOSE DUDE. I mean, c'mon!! I haven't even been in badminton for a YEAR and you want me to play in a competition. well thats just great. I mean, i don't hate the CCA or whatever but like, i don't wanna pay 20 bucks to see myself LOSE??? like what the hell! I can totally us the money to buy like tons of stuff! Like like, an American Apparel hoodie, or even, A UNICORN. YEAH YEAH, OR LIKE FRIES. But NOO, I'm using it to PAY to lose. AND i gotta give em' a copy of my EZ-link card picture. DO YOU KNOW HOW UGLY I LOOK IN IT? FUCKK. @#$#$#@^%^#%$#^&^
AND PLUS, the dentist just tightened my bloody braces, so now, I'M IN PAIN. Every waking moment of my life, i feel pain in my mouth. I have math homework and history homework and chinese homework AND art homework. It's gonna be like the bloody exam time soon, STOP GIVING US SO MUCH HOMEWORK SO WE CAN FUCKING STUDY. I swear i can do well even though you don't give me homework. SWEAR I TELL YOU, SWEARRRRRR.
OH AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE? I have like a geography exam on my BIRTHDAY. I hate geography btw. FML. FML. FML. FML. FML. FML.  ):

I can whislte, bet you can't. (I bet you're whistling right now)

Hey guys/girls/men/women/gays/aladdin.
I'm gonna blog about different stuff today, WHY? CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT.

Okay, FIRST. If you guys don't know, i think All Time Low is awesome. (aren't i right?) and ALEX IS MINE - nothing personal.
Jack belongs to Jill.

SO, I was watching HBO the other day and i saw THIS GUY.

DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE SOMEONE?
Yes, he looks like Alex Gaskarth.



FUCKING AMAZING RIGHT?
I don't care if you think i'm crazy, they bloody look alike. (you know that i know that you know that i know that you know that both of them look alike, don't think i don't know) :)


OKAY NEXT THING.
The other day, i was like taking a bus with Andrea home, well nothing funny about that, but wait! Then when the bus comes, we waited at the front of the queue cause we weren't assholes who cutted (excuse my poor use of english) other people's queue. SO THEN, there was this old woman behind us. Then he got impaitent and she like made some weird buzzing sound like behind of us! WTFH! YEAH! It went like *EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAHHHHHH* I fucking swear, she's bloody crazy. THEN, She gets on to the bus as if she's like Kayne West or something then she sits in the BEST SEAT OKAY? NEAR THE TV SOMEMORE *shameless!* AND YOU KNOW WHAT? She sat there and ATE A BLOODY PURPLE COLOUR PAO IN THE BUS! ILLEGAL SHIT DUDE! She screeched some unknown language in my ear then she takes the best seat then she decides to sit there and eat her dumbass purple coloured pao while i'm left STANDING. ^%$!#!%$!^&&^!$!

Moving on............
So, here's MY POST to prove that The Jonas Brothers SUCK.
1. They look more gay as they age.
2. They probably are gay.
3. There was recently a poll about which person influced their (50 15 year old girls) lives more, Jesus or The Jonas brothers and GUESS WHAT? 43 of them picked the Jonas Brothers! WTF!
4. They are gay.
Okay, right now the main focua is on point number three. FUCK YEAH. THEY SAID JONAS BROTHERS. HOW GAY CAN THEY BE?? Like they're influencing 15 year old girls to love them more than they love jesus. I FOR ONE LOVE JESUS, even though i'm a free thinker.

P.S.// I think the girls that like the jonas brothers are all faggots, they should be killed and put in Iraq to fight wars rather than putting innocent (hot) guys there to fight. Those faggot girls will each be given an iPod that includes jonas brothers song, i'll also throw in a few Miley Cyrus songs too, they can listen to the songs as they fight (and hopefully die, haha just kiddin') and then if they do they, they'll go to like jonas brothers' heaven, and it's slogan will be "WE HAVE A FAGGOT FOR EVERYONE"

P.P.S.// I don't hate the jonas brothers, i just think they're gay. - Nothing Personal.


As you can see...... This is a flyer. For a concert i am obviously not attending, UNLESS one of you buys tickets for me. :) It'd be really damn special cause it's a day before my birthday. If ANYONE wants to buy me those tickets (probably not) i swear, everytime i see you, i'll cry tears of joy. Becuase i love you too much to describe in words (what a shit loadda crap) :

P.S.// JILL BUY US SOME TICKETS SO YOU CAN SEE JACK. AND SO I CAN SEE ALEX. HAHA.

What do you like?

Vanessa : " I like jack in the box."

Jack :" I like Caleb in my bed." :)



WHAT DO YOU LIKE?

Dear Jack, Dance Forever.

Here's a little All Time Low fanfic for ya. (FOR YOU JILL)


Let's Take Back To High School Gym Class...
He stood there awkwardly, watching her slim figure move in rhythm with the others.
Though, she still managed to rise above the rest of the lemmings, the rest were typical cheerleaders.
Suddenly, his heart struck a faint thump as the tall, blond, beautiful girl turned to face him.
A fine waxed eyebrow slightly raised, looking at the boy with a disapproving expression.
It was just the look any other cheerleader would give a nerd like him...


It's Written On Her Backpack, Jack Loves Jill...
Jill stood in the courtyard of the rather large High School with her fellow cheerleaders, it was their usual morning routine.
But, due to the fact it was nearing the end of junior year, everyone was crowding her in order to sign her backpack with the little purple sharpie.
He had to sign it as well, it was the only way he could tell her how he felt about her.
Shuffling over to the huge buzzing crowd, he brushed past his fellow students till he stood before Jill.
Almost hesitantly she handed him the little sharpie, as she watched him print the words `Jack loves Jill'.
A round of laughter struck up as the rest of the crowd read the three little words.


It's Hard To Think About That Now...
The flashbacks of his high school years had only begun, and they had only been in town for one day.
It was the first of many more visions that would haunt him while in the lovely state of Maryland. Oh, how that little nerd had changed over the years.


Jill Loves Jack, Cause Jack Got A Fast Car Now...
It was finally the start of a brand new year at the little high school, and all the seniors were reuniting on the front stairs, well at least the `important' seniors.
Jill stood there silent, watching as a brand new glistening Porsche pulled up to the curb where usually most students parked their vehicles.
Her mouth almost dropped to the ground as the nerd she knew as Jack Barakat emerged from the car, except he actually looked...
Normal...?
Automatically, she flipped her almost bleached blond hair over her shoulder, making eyes at him, trying to get his attention.
Of course, her little flirtatious movements led Jack on, his heart racing as fast as his mind.
But, of course Jill was only interested in his sudden popularity, and what advantage it would bring to herself.
Poor Jack actually put his heart out on the line for this...girl...


She's Staring At His Brand New High Tops...
It was finally time that the whole band had been eagerly awaiting, it was of course their hometown performance.
Jack stood poised in front his microphone, clutching the neck of his white guitar, waiting for the lights to come up, listening to the sound of the screaming crowd.
The bright lights lit up the stage and the band members of All Time Low came alive to the words of `Jasey Rae' flowing from Alex Gaskarth's mouth.
There standing against the metal barricade was the picture perfect Jill, just like a ghost of his past.
She stared up at the man she used to know, her gaze traveled to his brand new neon lime green high tops, her cheeks turning a bright pink color as she jumped up and down.
But, Jack didn't fall for her beauty once again, for he could he the dollar signs almost spark up in her eyes.


Bring On The Romance...
Jack sat at the long white folding table, signing countless items for his adoring fans, his fans were the only thing that kept him going on everyday.
Suddenly, a t-shirt was slapped down onto the table right in front of him.
His gaze slowly traveled upwards to meet the amber brown eyes that peered down at him.
“Long time no talk Jack...looking good...” She commented a coy smile crawling onto her lips.
Jack simply rolled his eyes, signing the t-shirt with the words `Jack doesn't love Jill' across the bottom part of the shirt.
“You lost your chance Jill...” He muttered, slamming down the sharpie as the other fans quickly left the room in chatter and giggles.


Come On, Come On, Come On...
Jill's brow furrowed in a confused manner, watching him carefully as if he hadn't been speaking in plain English.
“Come on, Come on, Jack! We have better things to do...let's go...” An impatient Zack retorted, placing his hands on his hips.
Jack stood up from the table as he brushed past Jill without a word, leaving the girl stunned at the fact of being turned down.
It was finally closure for Jack, there would be no more flashbacks...
No more `what ifs'...
This was the end...

Dance Till We Can't Dance...

I shall allow to throw at dinosaur at me.

Here's a poem to tell you i'm sorry for not blogging. :)

Sorry i haven't blogged, there was nothing good to say.
I hope you won't stop reading my blog someday.
I know you are very very sad, but it's all okay.
Because if you're happy i'll give a dinosaur away.
So if you want a dinosaur, continue reading my blog,
Now i have a special offer, i also give you a dog.
I have a friend (fish) called Dylan, he's really super hot.
If you get more people to tag, i'll let you kiss him (NOT)
So don't be pissed at me or throw a fit,
Unless you want that dinosaur, dog and fish!