da crew is in da housez.

hello. well i almost forgot to blog about the day out with my family so here it goes.

well, instead of going to preve. we went to the wine company cause it was raining. ): so we went there and um sat out side but there was a see-through shelter kinda thing. looks something like this.

and you see all those dust look-alike thingys theyre the rain drops. (:

and ALWAYS get a lighted candle.

yeah huh. and always get cool lilypad looking sorta lamps.

cool right? super nice one. (:

and while i was happily looking at the menu i stumbled across something werid.

ok its not that clear i'll write that part our for you. "puttana" means PROSTITUE. omfg i was like. SIS LOOK AT THISSSSSS. prostitue? well i dont think i wanna eat that.
so i went for a steak. T-BONE the biggest.

and some green things. (:

and there were lots of other stuffs. and i took photos of my sis heres a unglam one my dad took.

I THOUGHT I WAS OUT OF THE PICTURE. no wonder he started to laugh.

and then i told my mum to do some stupid pose and she gave me this.

uh well i dont know what she was trying to do but um. HERES TO MY MUM THE HOTTEST EVA. (:

and heres to my sister the mean one. (no shes not THAT bad, she sorta nice on occasions) : P

ok larhz. chio larh. can one ok this photo is ok.

wel thats about it. well if you wanna know my dessert check out the post about hong li. ;DD my BEST FRIEND EVA IN THE UNIVERSEEEEEEE.

ok it says i rule da world baby. and the ruler is none other than hong li! ';DD

I DREW IT K? its kiddish but cute i guess. (:

XOXO, JACC.

HOW TO BAKE COOKIES & HEY YOU COPIED ME.

hellozzz people! (: note to my sister. for those of you who added me in msn. you may know that my current personal message is "i lead a seven nation army baby." and other stuffs. and my sister copied me. ): copy cat and to think i massaged for you FOR AN HOUR. youre so mean. but youre my sister what can i do? *sigh* anyways. tomorrow i'll be making test cookies with josephine. (: then i'll have the guide and i'll tell josephine to rate the cookies. if you were not invited umm i didnt want to try the disgusting cookies we are about to make TOMORROW. (: so count yourself as lucky. TEEHEE. i'll have pictures too. well short post.
now for KAYE. wow wow kaayeee. i was with you for 2 years of my life. (: and we used to be great great friends. ;D & we used to make fun of people (that was very bad) but anyways we used to ALWAYS get scoldings from that mrs regina. yep yep. my p2 teacher. then i meet hong li. but anywaysss. i knew hong li since p1 we used to bully grace foo. for food together but somehow we didnt really get along? I DONNO YEAH I DONNO. we used to always fight. but during p3 we started to talk alot to chao bee hoon (bus driver) then we become ok friends but then p4 we were in the same class so YAY. and we became best friends. (: ok backkk to KAYEE. ummm well youre great!. done. COME NACK TOMORROW and read about the cookies. vote on the tagboard how you think theyd turn out! bad or good. (:

BUSY BUSY.

HEY HEY! ;D ok now that hong lis left for genteng i'll dedicate this post to her. L this is speacially prepared for you! ;D you better like it : P

ok the things i like about her.

- shes fabulous

- shes fun

- she hot. (umm well yeah compared to me)

- she has super chio eyes. like this OO so nice right?

- shes umm nice'

- not petty. (me likey)

- not irritating

- shes cool like a farm cow.

- i loouuuvvee her like anything. (:

- and eveything else!

things i hate.

- um nothing duh? if not why would i be her best friend? ELLO?

WHEN YOURE BACK I'LL BACK YOU A CAKE. no i cant bake a cake. maybe cookies. (: OR MAYBE THIS!

whoooohhhooo chocolate molten larva cake espeacially for you.

well look at the cake THIS is what i'll make for you! only you k?

BTW. this is the cake i ate when i went to the wine company to have dinner with me CREW. no larhzzz family k? ME DESSERT. it was daaaammmnnn nice. like when you opened it. HOT CHOCOLATE would like POUR out of it larhh.

ok umm if i cant make it i take you there to eat ONLY this horh i have no money D:

I CANT WAIT TILL YOURE BACK! then we can web cam again. only me ahhaa. and hopefully your little brother doesnt make too much noise cause theres no okto in genteng. but anyways HOPE YOU HABE FUN FUN FUN! in the sun? (:

love ya forever and EVA. and EVAAAAAA. ;DD

A RANDOM QUIZ.

hey hey hey heres a random quiz for ya.
and heck yeah im random. (:

6 FRIENDS.
1. Janicia
2. Josephine.
3. HONNGG LI!! ;D
4. yong jia
5. Soffi
6. shit i have no friends. fine KAYE.


1. Have you ever danced with no. 3?
ive danced for her like my b'day dare.

2. Where did you first meet no. 2 ?
umm p4 rose. (:

3. Have you ever got drunked with no. 1 ?
YEAH, drunk with laughter. (: ALL DA TIME YO.

4. Is no.4 pretty ?
shes not bad. yeah sure. you can say that.

5. Have you ever slept in no.3's room ?
yup BESTEST SLEEPOVER EVA!

6. Have no.2 ever seen you cry ?
uh no?

7. Have you ever went shopping with no. 5 ?
umm nope.

8. Have no.3 ever seen you wear swimsuit ?
umm well swimming coustume then uh huh.

10. What do you call no.52 ?
is there a 52? ok fine 5 and 2
5 = soffi. i call her umm alot of names. like toppi (hl) and my favourite hey yo!
2 = josephine. hmmm i call her MOJOJOJO.

11. Have you ever went into no.2's house ?
i guess so. to see only. (: teehee.

12. Have you ever fought with no. 4 ?
UH HUH. a lot.

13. When is the last time you've seen no.1 ?
20th november i saw her. but i dont think she saw me.

14. When is the last time you shopped with no.3 ?
umm lets see. AHH 1 am plus. umm TODAY! no kidding.

15. Are you in the same school as no.2 ?
ya huh.

16. What is no.6's full name ?
i forgot i think its kaye michelle carter. I THINK

17. What's no.4's mother's name ?
sharon.

18. What do you call no.4 ?
yong jia?

19. Do you love no.2 ?
i "love" her. TEEHEE. JUST KIDDIN. im only in love with number 3. (:

20. Have you ever asked money from no.1 ?
NAHH.

21. Is no.2 good to you ?
yep.

22. What is no.2's father's name ?
Louis

23. Is no.6 attached ?
ahhh lets ask her. she says nope. but thats what they all say. ;D

24. Is no.3 pretty ?
hong lis not pretty at all. SHE HOT!. teehee. the HOT HOT HOTESTT.

25. Who is no.3 to you ?
Bestest friend in the whole universe.

26. No.1's favourite thing to do ?
watch anime i think or read. like me.

27. Is no.1 good to you ?
duh love her to bits and pieces larh.

28. Have you ever lied to no.1 ?
for what reason do i have to lie?

29. Who is the best among all your featured friends ?
UH HONG LI i guess maybe janicia too. but hong li is first though (:


well thats all lil' folks.
You know you love me,
XOXO,
Jacq. (knew it you were expecting gossip girl.)

Maybe, youre gonna be the one that saves me.

(: helloss. (; YAY. today i'll be going to a super nice place called Preve. (: its at some island. (: lots of pictures later promise. but now. im gonna do i have never done and will maybe ne ver do it again cause its my favourite song of AALLL da history. (: it wonderwall my oasis. greatest guy EVA. to write the best song EVA. (:
well im really lazy to upload the video so um heres the linkie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPtTS0TYtU DA SONGG.
and then theres a cover thats my personal favourite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQNN5kCbQcQ&feature=channel by boyce avenue.
theres alot of meaning to the song man, so "intense"??
DA LYRICS. (to be honest i dont know whats wonderwall. ) : P

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta
do I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me
And after all You're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do About you now

And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me
And after all You're my wonderwall (x2)


Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me



there you go. da lyrics to my favourite song. (: VERY OLD. but. nice. (: VINTAGE YEAH?
OHH that reminds me boce avenue did a damn good cover for disturbia. ALL RIHANNA FANS. go see it. its damn good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ic8Lgtrpl0&feature=channel


Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum. ♫ (:

PSLE SUCKS LIKE SHIT.

hello. im damn sad k? my results are not that bad but im gonna miss my DEAR AND LOVED friends and besties hey wait im not gonna miss my friends but im gonna miss my best friends and animal. but the person im gonna miss the most is defintely hong li. ) : sobb. our marks are like 22 marks apart shit. i wanna be in the same class. EVERYONE PLEASE PRAY FOR ME TAG IF YOU PRAYED and i'll give you $1 if we really end up in the same class i promise. ( : PRAY HARD and now den den den. for my results...... 223. ok larh. shit me. AAAARRRGGGH. anyways me and hong li promised to do like LOTS of things before whatever. so yeah looking forward to that. and i still wanna bake a cake yeah? and then im gonna make the icing into a shape of 2 people holding hands. i doubt i can do that. i mean im not a cake maker or whatever... -_- feeling so pissed at my results. you may be wondering " SHES CRAZY, RESULTS OK THEN SHE STILL SO SAD?" yes i am crazy. ( : im willing to exchange marks cause if im in a different class i have to make friends all over again. -.- i dont want that. im anti-social and if youre my future friend and youre ah lian dont bother i'll just make fun of you. ( : i hate ah lians. so get this all my friends. i'll remember you and hong li even if we're not that close you'll still be my bestie forever ks? and i better be yours too!. ( : and when i grow up and im rich i'll take you and fei ni and the rest to paris, and then we'll eat mac & cheese by the eiffel tower k? ( : and plus we'll take a PRIVATE jet. ( : lovee yaaaaa truckloads and lorry loads. ♥ its a heart ;D

shit. PSLE.

hey ya'll since tomorrows PSLE results day im damn scared. so to get my mind off that im gonna do a quiz. ( : you dont like it. i dont care. ;D

Explain your relationship status:
im married and have 9 children. ( :

Name a lyric from the last song you listened to:
youre so gay but you dont even like boys.

What did you wear today?
im wearing an abercrombie shirt and adidas shorts.

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
i dont have to be i'd prefer contacts. (:

How many windows are open on your computer?
4. neopets, blog, and this & msn.

What are you doing after this?
umm practice piano.

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
from my aunt in america.

Do you like to cuddle?
umm i guess so?

How tall are you?
last time i checked it was 1.54

Which one of your cousins is closest to you in age?
pearlyn. shes 11.

Do you like someone? Does his/her name start with A, B, D, K, M, C, or J?
i dont but i like the letter J ( :

Do you like hugs?
nope i love hugs

Are you a loud person?
soemtimes i guess. : P

Are you wearing underwear right now?
NO IM NOT! -_-

Look to your left, what do you see?
my Wii


What is one thing you would love to
happen tomorrow?
that someone whoever would ask me to go out.

Would your parents be mad if you came home smashed?
smashed? i guess so.

Have you ever had a crush on your siblings friend?
eeeww im not a lesbian.

Does it matter to you if your bf/gf smokes?
yeah it will.

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
yes i insulted a bangela while i was sitting in a bus. now he doesnt dare to smile at hong li. ( :

Is there a guy/girl that knows everything or mostly every thing about you?
umm yeah i guess so hong li, and maybe yong jia.

Who was that last person you had a phone call longer than 7 minutes?
yong jia.

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
umm im straight forward. i dont really care how you feel. i just dont lie.

Last serious hug?
october when my auntie left for america.

Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
blonde haor doesnt really suit asians. really. you'll look fugly.

Is something bothering you?
umm yeah i dont know why at the end of the song ur so gay. katy perry says penis.

Has anyone ever told you that you have
pretty eyes?
umm i dont think so? my eyes are too small for people to look into it.

Do you believe that you can change for someone?
im not so sure. but i prefer the person likes me for who i am. a straightforward b!tch ( :

What woke you up this morning?
the sight of a fugly bangela in my nightmare.

Would you go back in time to change something?
yeahh.

Is it hard leaving people behind?
yes very, unless i hate that person. then i'll even say BON VOYAGE.

What are you excited for?
a miracle to happen

Who was the last missed call?
yong jia.

At the moment are you more warm or cold?
cold.

What was the last thing you spent your money on?
hong li and fei nis drinks.'

Is there one song that reminds you of the whole summer?
yeahh summertime my new kids on the block. ( :

What are you doing right now?
this retarded quiz.

Can you handle the truth?
why not?

How's your life lately?
full of happy school time memories.

When's the last time you did something you knew was wrong?
yesterday. i eat and drank in the library. ( :

If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
autum. cause its still cold not too cold too!. ;D so we all wont freeze to death.

Do you hate being alone?
sometimes. but sometimes i wanna be alone.

Where were you last night?
at a constrution site.

Last non-alcoholic beverage consumed?
water.

Do you currently have a hickey?
what the hells a hicky?

Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?
i think umm i forget. and nope i wouldnt and why would i want to?

When did you first get Myspace?
i dont have a myspace account.

Are you drifting away from any friends?
nope.

What are you listening to?
girl next door- saving jane

What are you doing tonight?
sleeping??

Does the last person who put their arm
around you mean anything to you?
i remember swee man in school. i yeah she wanted to squash my shoulders.

Are you wearing socks?
nope.

Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
nope.

Who's your last text from?
yong jia.

Are you comfortable with answering
personal questions?
depends on what the question is.

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
nope.

Someone on your mind right now?
yeah. the lead singer of the script.

yeah huh. that was lame. but anyways. i shall go on awaiting my death tomorrow. ( : and yes i will post my results. i promise. i think. just you wait, tomorrow i have a date with the devil.

the dream police they live inside of head.

heyy i forgot to tell you guys something. a damn scary dream that i had.it scared the shit out of me larh. ok the people in my dream were. hong li, hong kiat, hui kah, hui min, breena, sweeman. ok umm it was like different parts of the movie saw but WE were in it. then first we were strapped into some collar then the first person to run wouldnt die but the last 2 would then we hong kiat ran then me then hong li then swee man, hui kah. then hui min and breenas heads got chopped off by the wire. ok then we all took out the collar things.
then we were walking through this tunnel then we couldnt find hui kah. then it went all dark then we got into this room. then there was a tv then the jigsaw guy was said. your friend is in a room the room has little oxygen. then the key is in one of the persons eye. then he told hong li to take the gun and shoot it to one of our eyes. then she could save hui kah. but then she didnt want to. so DEN DEN DEN..... hui kah died.
ok so now theres only me hong li swee man and hong kiat. then the jigsaw told us to appoint a leader. then since hong kiat was a guy. we choose him. then the jigsaw guy said that he had to shoot one of us. ( hong li, swee man or me) then the rest could go free. and since he didnt know swee man he said sorry and shot her. ) : but YAY i got out!
so did hong kiat and hong li. YAY CONGRATS would the surviors please tag my tagboard ( :

POSER.

hello today im gonna diss a poser. fk you. according to yong jia. she copied geraldines name too. so um sorry geraldine but still before that you did something that pissed me off. ok so heres ALL the quotes.
"Jacq: jac the ass the les" umm that was lame and that is somehow hls nickname for me sometimes so um no affect on me. ( : teehee. go to hell b!tch.
"Jacq: I want to fk someone" yeah omg how did you know! -_-
"Jacq: I am a big fat ass les'' i am not an lian les. i dont even use that. retarded such a lousy impersonator. and plus if your using MY name how would I know your name. you may be a 80kg fatass sitting behind your big computer cause your eyes are to squashed by your fats to see. ( : teehee.
"Jacq: u can call me this from now on" im assuing this is jackass. call me anything you want. at least im not a liar, or a coward LIKE YOU!. ;DD
"Jacq: I am the one Swee Man posing as daisy and writing f words about geraldine" why would i say that i did those things. and you think i have nothing better to do? f about geraldine you were posing as her so umm F YOU!. ( :
"Jacq: fuuck fuuckity me" WOW YOURE A GENUIS! hey and i thought of that first you copyb!tch
"Jacq: I am a les" im taking it as you didnt know how to spell lesbian. umm yeah youre SO smart. *ketou* to you. ( : YES IM A LESBIAN. happy? and if i were i wouldnt like brendon urie right? omfg youre so retarded.

now on to geraldines one.
"geri: fuuck fuuckity" really no meaning........ ( :
"geri: hehe. its me . i posed as her. i will change my sex soon" umm you wanna be a transvesite go ahead you can be open about it. why so ashamed untill you have to use her name is it? aiyoh people like you will never be brave wont you.


something else i have to get off my chest,
"daisy: ha then why yr blog got let us just be losers?" umm cuase she likes it who are you to tell her what she can and cannot put.
3 quotes.
"
daisy: our dance is so much better then yr skit
14 Nov 08, 21:10daisy: so is acting
14 Nov 08, 21:09daisy: u r not good in eng maths chi sci" ok umm we may not be good in sci but the rest we got high ok. dont think cause youre smart youre better than us. see you smart but you dont even know how to fight back wow thats genius.
"daisy: well u all r loser" u = you, r = are. for thoses of you who have trouble reading dont blame you.
"daisy: u act like ah beng oh yea yr class r all ah bengs" HELLO. AH BENG IS A GUY. are you that dumb get your words right before you scold people ok? whore.
"daisy: obviously daisy do not talk slang" slang is for americans. it means we're smart. umm you dont ok. well then i donno. i thought it was we do not. or daisy does not. AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART T.T
anywyas. janicia. now you can read the quotes and dont be mad. that person started it first...... and to all those people who wanna b!tch. please take lessons from me before you start. only 5 buckaroos per hour for the poor 3. ( : lessons will start immediately. ( : call me!
xoxo,
jacquelne low en-qi as i have always said sue me!

youre so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal. ( :

hey! so hong kiat just went to china. -_- and since hong li was feeling sad. i prayed for him and WOW. really. god answered my prayers! ( : he got a laptop and a personal room and..... i prayed that he wouldnt see china freaks and now its too cold for him to go out! TEEHEE. im so cool. my preditions and wishes all come true like how i wish geraldine would just jump into a pond and die. yeah that would be GREAT. ;D

anyways. today we went to the library not to borrow books but to play! yay. we ate inside too! HEY ALL YOU GOODIE TOOSHOES. TELL THE MANAGER FOR ALL I CARE! ( : here are the pictures!

ok first we were talking about retarded and PSLE stuffs. then we decided to do something stupid. take pictures and see which one was most bimbotic. sounds lame but it was damn fun.

hong lis picture wait! is it this one? or is it this one?

shit i forgot. ohh well she looks nice in both. ( :

ok this one was doing the most ugliest pose with my purse that looked like a chong-sam.

i wasnt ready k? and i was shocked. and this is the only photo of myself.

then theres fei ni. this is the best photo of her.

yeahh. FEI ( flyz) ( :

ok then hong li decided that she'll be a kind soul to help me take 2 photos.

le one and only 3 floor of the toa payoh library.
the retarded book i was FAKE reading.

here ya go.

then we decided to make a hand star.

1st try.

a fking deformed star,

2nd try.

a super fat star.

3rd try.

uh so so.

4th and final try.

YAY PERFECT ALMOST BUT BEST ONE! ( :

PP.S// geraldine i hate you you should know that. ( : hate ya! teehee, and to hk, forgot to say bon voyage. well better late than never right? and hope you get back safe!. ( :

HOW RETARDED AM I?

hello another quizzie. ( :


1. [x] You have choked on water before. ( who hasnt?)


2. [] You have tripped down the stairs before. ( not like serious one though so dont count.)


3. [] You have walked into a door. ( nope but ive walked into a pole.)


4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way. ( yes espeacially in 7-11)


5. [] You have walked into a wall. ( POLES)


6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs. ( yes i know im like freaking retarded)


7. [] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them. ( who the hell would do that?)


8. [] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet. ( uh no? )


9. [] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave. ( im gonna slap the retard that says yes)


10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching. ( thats retarded)


11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said. ( umm yeah? )


12. [] You SOMETIMES don’t understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out. ( im not a dumbass )


14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it ( yes... hey wheres 13? )


15. [] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing. ( nope....)


16. [ ] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before. ( why would someone do tha?)


17. [x] You have played with fire. ( who hasnt?)


18. [ ] You've tripped over your own shoelace. ( um theyre always tied ( : )


19. [] You didn’t even notice there wasn’t a number 13 in this quiz ( hey i did )


20. [] You just checked to see if there wasn’t a number 13 ( why would i ? )


So how retarded are you??


0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's ( HERE I AM!)
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's


DO THE QUIZ. HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?

HEY ORCHID THIS IS FOR YOU!

HEYY today this WHOLE post is dedicated to those orchid girls spamming swee mans blog. well FK YOU CAN? you think youre the best * MAMMA MIA* you think thats so great? wel i know * GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE* lets do MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE. quotes so you cant deny what you have written.....
"frm orchid=): ok, guess whatt lily ppl, you guy really, seriously freaking lame and ****ing fugly. get that right" YEAH AND YOURE FKING PRETTY? who the hell do you think you are. GOD? no youre not even fit to be a prostitue can? IM NOT SAYING THAT YOUR DANCE WAS LOUSY. im saying YOU are. TEEHEE LIVE WITH IT. if i were you id totally commit suicide yeah?
"frm orchid=): so..anyway, i totally aree with the daisy girls(the negative part)and mind u,ur not the top 3" WOW. we're NOT the top 3 then youre supposed to be???? youre just siding with the daisy person cause shes in a better class? i mean im not saying about my friends in orchid im talking about that asshole who gave the comments. think youre damn great. HOW TYPICAL OF YOU. you know i see 2 similarites of BOTH the daisy person and you. BOTH OF YOU ARE JUST TO SCARED TO GIVE YOUR REAL NAME. youre the losers. and your url? dont you have one? put it down.... RETARDS.
"frm orchid=): omh my god that vthing about u being best is SO fake" CHILDREN. TELL TEACHER WHATS WRONG IN THIS QUOTE? * chlidren says EVERYTHING* omgh wtf is that? and i defintely do not understand the meaning of vthing. and i thought you were smart.... you cant even speak proper english and wanna fight. then fk you.
"Lilly is SO not top me: omg i totall agree anyways daisy ROCKS SO MUCH BETTER than u retared people "frm orchid too: OMG! soooo fake?so fake! totally agreed! go get a freaking life !daisy girls are better hello?" we alr got a life its YOU who doesnt have one. youre only trashing her blog cause what i said was right. ( : YOU KNOW IT..... and to that BYE YOU B!TCH.
"frm orchid too: anw, lemmme say ur pic is soooooooo ugly puh-lease" refer to top comment. who knows you may a fugly bangela disgused as fugly school girl... who knows.
"frm orchid=): just **** off losers... or should i say... fugly ah-lians" umm LOOK AT WHAT YOU WERE WEARING FOR CHILDRENS DAY? you brought ZINC bags.... and wore newbie shirts. and you think thats not ah lian wtf is wrong with you. OHH RIGHT I ALMOST FORGOT THAT YOU WERE RETARDED....
"frm orchid too: u noe why cuz ur name is pon+porn so be happy .wat can u do abt my eer so nice not to mention" um thats ok if you call her porn cause i alr did at the start of the year... ( : TEEHEE. NOT AFFECTED.
UUOOOOOO. I INTERUPT THIS POST FOR GROUND BEAKING NEWS....
"fromdaisy: Orchid girls this is none of your business and you were not in the top three. only daisy won." HOHOHOHOHOHOHO...... even your " friends" said it was none of your business. TEEHEE. and she even said you WERENT in the top three mind you. ( : but i gotta hand it to that daisy girl she solved the orchid problem..... you know you love me...... JACQUELINE LOW EN - QI i will repeat again SUE ME FOR ALL I CARE. : P not including other orchid girls just the one on swee mans blog. ( :
XOXO,
JACQUELINE. ( :

another QUIZZIE

hello another quizzeyyy.
1. do you have secrets: duh? who doesnt

2.would you fall in love with a boy younger than you: umm i dont think i would?

3. what would you do with a billion dollars: uumm i'll bring my best friends to a month long holiday with shopping trips.

4. would you fall in love with your best friend: im not a lesbian.....

5. which is more blessed loving someone or being loved by someone: um being loved... cause the person may not love you back?

6. favourite actor: SHIA LABOUF!

7. if you the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do: i'll hire a famous murderer to murder her and pretend like its an accident. ( :

8. is there anything that has made you extremely happy: umm im going out with hong li laterz.

9. do you have any regrets: that i was first enemies with hong li when we where primary 1 ( all thoses wasted years)

10. how would you see yourself in 10 years time: i'll be 21, um i guess the same? but i wanna dog.

11. would you enjoy going to school: if my friends are there. but its a chore to see hos face.

12. who is currently the most importent people to you : all the people on my 25 people friends list. make that 24.....

13. would you rather be single and rich or poor and married: I WANNA BE RICH! and why would i marry a poor guy in the first place that would be retarded.

14. favourite colours: answered this before.....

15. would you give it all in a relationship: um no? unless i feel like it. its too tiring......

16. if you fall in love with two people simultaniously, who would you pick: the hotter and richer one.. ( :

17. would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the person has done: if the person is sincere i guess i would.

18. do you prefer being single or having a relationship: single?

19. are you mean: you'll know if i like you if im not mean and laugh alot. if not i'll ignore you. ( :

ok now you know what my answers are, try it out yourselff......

ohhh i found this retarded quiz and im damn bored so i decided to do it!

1. Do you like to talk a lot?
- yessh. i do not like the silence.

2. Do you love anyone now?
- Nope.

3. Do you hate being scolded in
- infront of people?

4. Do you hate school?
-nope.

5. Do you hate yourself?
- why would i? im not emo....

6. Do you find yourself cute?
- uh no?

7. Do you feel like having a gf / bf?
- nope never ever..... but i like to jio them then insult them. does that count?

8. Do you smoke or drink?
-uh NO?

9. Do you like your teachers?
- only mrs choo and zheng lao shi. the rest are sluts.

10. Do you take drugs?
- YES. ALL THE TIME... -_-

11. Do you like going to the movies?
- yess.

12. Do you prefer calling? Or SMS?
- calling and sometimes smsing..

13. Do you eat every morning?
- sometimes.

14. Do you go online everyday?
- almost..

15. Do you want to cry now?
- for???

16. What are you doing now?
- this quiz?

18. What are you thinking of now?
- YAMMI YOUGURT.

well ok thats it. more to come soon......

QUIZZE!

hello today i shall do a quiz! ( :

1.Full name: Jacqueline Low En-Qi

2.Birthday : 16 October 1996

3.School: C.H.I.J primary TP.

4.Residency: balestier

5.Family: my dad mom and sister???

7.Personality: umm i guess im a b!tch but, NOT AH LIAN.

8.Good personalities: im not a china slut.

9.Bad qualities: im a fat ass.

10.Hobbies: i LOVE gossiping about people i guess. but i love b!tching about them more!

11.Religion: im a free-thinker!

12.Height: last time i check at the doctors i was 1.54cm

13.Blood type: i dont know, i think A+ but i wanna be O though can save more lives! ( :

14.Shoe size: im not sure. my school shoes are about 6.

15.Favourite genre of music: not techno. and heavy metal and oprea. the rest is all good.

16.Favourite singers/bands: PARIS * paris for president!!*, rihanna, maroon5, p!nk, saving jane and good charlotte and umm taylor swift.

17.Favourite season: s'pore only has summer but i like winter. (o:

18.Favourite food: im fine with anything.

19.Places I want to go: AMERICA TO BUY ABERCROMBIE STUFFS!

20.My ideal lover: not gay but still a complete b!tch and MUST be very funny.

21.My worries as of now: PSLE. ) :

22.First love: umm well. i dont have one?

23.Alcohol tolerance: no idea, but i like wine with sprite, does that count?

24.Drinking habits: i use a cup. ( : TEEHEE.

25.Most important friends: hong li, swee man, hui kah.

26.Prized possesion: the picture of BRENDON URIE inmy phone.

27.When I look the best: in my dreams

28.When I look worst: in reality.

29.What's in your pocket: my adidas pants do not have pockets.

30.First time drinking: it all depends on what im drinking.....

31.Favourite colours: pink, blue, grayish colours... :P

32.Thing you want from your significant other: for him to love me????

33.Age when you want to get married: ohh thats a first never thought of thaqt before.

34.What you do when you're home alone: watch gossip girl or talk to hong li and gossip. ( :

35.Habits: umm i think i laugh a little too much.

36.Highest placement in school: im gonna have to get back to that laterz..... : P

37.Difference between men and women: ok not so sick would be guys do not have breasts unless their super fat.

38.If you were born again,man or woman: umm i'lll decide when im about to be born again.

39.What you think you were in your previous life: i think i was gossip girl..... hahaha since im a b!tch.

40.If the person you love cheated on you: i would move on?

41.Favourite show: GOSSIP GIRL.

42.What you want to do when it rains: umm well drink starbucks. ( : LARGE.

43.If you were on a deserted island,what would you take: wait. hold on you tell me first why im stuck on a deserted island?

44.Would you like to have kids when you grow up: yesh please.

45.How many kids: well i have absolutely no idea.

46.Who do you want to see the most: my best friends namely hong li.

47.Fvaourite snacks: i enjoy oreos and gobbstoppers.

48.Allowance: per day i get $2.

ok thats all. umm sorta lame i guess. but um at least i did it! ( :

ok another thing

okok omgomg i forgot to tell you guys something!! so happy! ok well um MY UNCLES COMING IN DECEMBER AND HE MAY BE BRINGING ME ABERCROMBIE THINGS. ( : and you may ask why maybe? because of my reatarded brain. ok well i should have told my uncle earlier. ) : now its winter. so um well he'll have to see there are shirts. but. another piece of good news! im going to america NEXT YEAR. ok super long way to go. ( : but at least im going!! ( : IM GONNA BUY SO MANY ABERCROMBIE THINGS! hey. lets see. if youre on my friends list down there tag me and i may consider buying something for you. ( : TEEHEE. TOODLES AGAIN!!

yet another random post ;D

heyy today i got not my idea from a random person who i dont know of! how cool is that! -_- ok fine whatever. apparently that person made a random list of her/his ( no idea what gender) friends for the end of year thats reatarded. but im gonna do it anywayss. andd im adding another 50. so im gonna write like 100 of the friends i had. in order. if youre in my post means youre my friend or umm bestie! i dont have that many friends so umm ill try to add random people you wont be too far!!!
1. hong li, 2. swee man, 3. hui kah, 4. fei ni, 5. janicia, 6. breena, 7. shamhana, 8. soffi? ( suprised) 9. yong jia, 10. hong lis dog (tinboy) , 11.andrea , 12. hong lis other dog i guess (chocolate) even though he hates me, 13. sheryl , 14. josephine, 15. victora, 16. gina, 17. regina, 18. amanda, 19. widya (for saying hey to me ( : ), 20. drina, 21. xue li, 22. farheen, ( ok starting from here umm i have no more friends im gonna think about the first name that comes to my mind) 23. hong lis little bro. 24. gossip guy.....25. gossip girl? okok its getting super lame.. lets stop here.! yay and btw people who got 12 and 24! yay my favourite numbers of ALL time. yay for you. speacial treat if i see you sometime. yep a dog. i'll give him doggie chocolates. ( : hahaa. and as for gossip guy. um i'll lend you my cds.... ok donee. well if youre not in this list i either forgot you dont like you or hate you or.... am too lazy to type your name there.

PP.S// yay. have a new tagboard. whoever you are tagg, i dont care espeacially the people on my umm top 25 list. -_- ok well speacial mention to yong jia, alicia who helped me revert the thingy to classic. ( : and thanks to duh ALL the people on my list for being my friend OR random friend. ( : TOODLE DOOS..

live your life. ( ayy ayy ayy?)

HELLO. dont really feel like blogging today so, um here is wht happened yesterday.first i started off my day play NEOPETS!! ( : then i went to eat botak jones with my family. and yes. the guy called jones appartently is bald.

yep botak jones was damn good.

LOOK, THEY EVEN HAVE A BAR!

then i was like ummm im not THAT hungry so i ate pizza!

we ordered the umm margetrita, the plain one with only cheese and tomato sauce on it.

LE MENU. dad looking at the menu.

then i was like OMI GOD IM SOO THRISTY.
then i had juice. ( : then my dad came back with his drink and i was like..... -_-.

CLASSIC QOO. btw, its white grape. ( :

not long later, my pizza came! with a side dish too!!

wait for it wait for it!!........

TAA DDAAHHH THE SIDE DISH, CALAMARI. ( ;

yum yum ;DD

then after that we went NTUC, nothing great. butt heres some ramdom pictures

i love dhee herrrbaalll. ( from the tv ad )

ok then i saw this um hair dye guy.

and i thought. he looks so um "real" i mean he doesnt look fake but he doesnt look real either. like hes made of plastic or something. and plus he looks like ken from barbie. ( :

then we went to vivocity. and by then i was like super full and tired and i wanted to check on my neopets too. so wasnt in a good mood. and onl took 1 pathetic photo of a super ugly bag.

look at this super fugly bag you guessed it. its from crocs made of RUBBER.

i then asked my mum to try carrying it. and it was uncomfortable and ugly and the freaking top couldnt close i mean any random person can steal your things. not to mention the colour is super fugly too.

MUD BROWN. EEEWWWW.

thenn. my sister went to forever 21 ans got a blair waldorf sorta hairbands. black and grey. and they were slightly thinner.

then i very very got pissed on the way home when an asshole almost hit our car.

and luckly for you viewers i managed to snap a quick picture of that assholes car.

see that super fugly looking car, thats the car. fcuk the driver.

ok thats it folks. ( : TATA.

SOMETHING RANDOM IS GOOD SOMETIMES.

( : HELLO DUDES. anyways. since its gonna be end of school days soon ive decided to create something. about people in my class. everyone of them is going to be in a catergory. ( : i dont care if you dont like it. ( :
BEST FRIENDS : HONG LI, SWEE MAN, HUI KAH.
GOOD FRIENDS : FEI NI, BREENA, SHAMHANA.
FRIENDS : everyone else who is not in the other catergories.
DISLIKES : THE ONE AND ONLY, MADELINE FOO.
HATES : I'LL MAKE IT RANDOM AND SAY... KASS!
so now you know who i like, love and hate. ( :
PP.S// heyy hong li, swee man & fei ni ive almost finished the song! TEEHEE. *PSSSTTTT, FORKS*

SKIT VIDEO.

HELLOS. just wanna tell you that if you wanna see our class's skit you can check it out on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrsVwpRaIfo yup yup the only one thats making you laugh is swee man. and if you think that sucked, well then just note that the other classes dancces or whatever sucked even more. ( : except daisy the dance was like quite nice..... okok. word of advice from me. PLEASE DO ACT/SING/ DANCE or whatever if you cant yes i said DO. so that we can laugh at you! teehee. okok. andd i forgot to tell you, amelia from daisy won the miss ij ( congratss) and there was this ixora girl. SHE WROTE HER OWN SONG. I SWEAR. IT WAS SUPER FUNNY. like she was just strumming the guitar like *strum strum* NO BEAT WHATSOEVER. SHE SUCKED. then i said eewww freaking disgusting and i was behind her form teacher. then she turned around and asked who, then mrs choo heard and said. " SOFFI" and soffi gave that :O wtf? that wasnt me look. and i laughed and i didnt get in trouble. haha here are some of the lyrics that i remembered she sung. " goodbye... dont cry dont cry" " i'll miss all of my friends in ij" "we complained about the teacher, they complained about us too" and ALOT of other retarded words. hahaha. omg. then EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING. and i swaer she had that : " whatever im still strong i'll go on" kinda look. and then that wasnt the worse part. omg. she was wearing the white dress quite eewwy but scratch that, IT WAS HORRIFIC. eeewwwwwwyyy. omg. then guess what she wore below. BOOTS. BIG UGLY BROWN BOOTS. omg. and guess what, i was liek freaking amazed. SHE WAS THE FREAKING 1ST RUNNER UP. I THINK LIKE THE JUDGES WERE DEAF OR SOMETHING. didnt they hear the songg!!!!!??? omg. eeww.