Screw you!

Hello everyone. I would like to start off with a short paragraph for the awesome coach tan (:
Damn, it's sad that you have to leave us. You've been the greatest coach to not only me but to the rest of the team. It's a privilege to have you train me. I don't care if the new coach is better. You will always be the best because you are the funniest, bestest and "hottest" coach there is in Singapore. And not o mention the coolest with the sandcastles and what not. (the hottest thing was a joke that you should know of. hahaha) And even though we might not show it, or want to say it, I know that each and every one loves you like alot and well, we'll definitely miss you. I'm sad. ):

OKAY. NOW. ON TO THE RANT.
I HATE RUDE SINGAPOREANS. YOU ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO BLOODY DISGRACE SINGAPORE. Okay let me tell you what happened before I insult them.
Okay so I was with Nicole at the taxi stand and like I accidentally stood at the place where you put your trolley at and like so this fucking bitch like stood behind and like shouted at me THEN SHE ROLLED HER EYES. LIKE UH. fucking rude la! And like you're already SO SHORT. SO UGLY. NO MONEY TO BUY DECENT LOOKING CLOTHES. Why are you still so rude?! No wonder you're single man. If a guy ever dated you you'd be all like shitty to him and he'll probably leave you. I THINK TRACE CYRUS IS PRETTIER THAN YOU. you piece of horse shit.
Okay then NEVERMIND, i let it slide... THEN THIS OTHER FUCKER (I bet she was your friend) Like came with her muther fucking trolley WITH SO LITTLE THINGS. LIKE CAN'T YOU USE A FUCKING CARRIER? YOU'RE ALREADY POOR TO THE BLOODY EXTENT THAT YOU HAVE TO BUY SO LITTLE THINGS AND YOU STILL WANNA BE RUDE?! Not to mention, you were also damn ugly. You probably live in a two room flat with your stupid son. Who is probably father-less because of your SHITTY ATTITUDE. I feel bad for your son. He probably got the ugly shit genes from you. -_- Okay so I STOOD AT THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING TROLLEY PUTTER THING. Then she like YELLED at me to move THEN she even like bloody forced her fucking cart in to show she was pissed and made DAMN alot of noise. STUPID FUCKER. Still TSKED. YOU THINK I HAVE FUCKING EYES AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD?! I probably did but they lost their ability to see after they saw you. Stupid ass shit. Then I shook the cart thing then you turn back la! FUCK YOU. It's people like YOU WHO CAN'T SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH, HAVE NO MANNERS AND PROBABLY FAILED PSLE. THIS IS WHY YOU ARE SO FUCKING POOR AND WHY YOU CAN ONLY BUY SO LITTLE THINGS FROM FUCKING NTUC EVEN THOUGH IT'S CHEAPEST SHIT PLACE ITHER THAN VALUE DOLLAR!!! You probably got your clothes from there. I THINK MY SCHOOL BAG IS WORTH MORE THAN YOU. Hope you get herpes. Oh wait, no one will wanna fuck a idiot NO MANNER SHIT FACE LIKE YOU. Oh well, i'll fucking rip your head off in your sleep. Wait, I don't wanna get the ugly diease. YOU WILL DIE YOUNG. I DON'T CARE. SCREW YOU! AND YOUR UGLY FACE! you will die young because you ruined my mood.

Oh shit. I saved that. since like afternoon when I got back. Urgh. I'm still pissed I need anger management. It's not a joke anymore. shit.
http://cureanxiety.com/do-you-have-these-symptoms-of-anger-disorders
I honestly think I have anger disorder. I think when they say "you can be a normal person again" it's damn funny. Like I'm just a angry person, doesn't mean i'm not normal. :
Ah well, I need help. You should help me. Okay. Goodnight.
I'm quite happy that you guys broke up. What a bitch I am.
WELL. okay. Not really. I'm sad and pissed and I'm not normal. GO AWAY. WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?! HUH? okay. well. bye. ):

My Konstantine.

I can't imagine all the people that you know, and all the places that you go, when the lights are turned down low. And I don't understand all the things you've seen, but I'm slipping in between you and your big dreams. It's always you in my big dreams.
And then you'd bring me home, afraid to find out that you're alone. And I'm sleeping in your living room well, we don't have much room to live.
My Konstantine,
You spin me around like a dream,
We played out on the movie screen.
And I said, did you know how much I've missed you?


Alexalexalexalexalexalexalexalexalexalexalexalexalexalexalex.

Well, I don't think I care.

You know what? I actually feel sorry for you. You're so insecure with your own damn life that you have to bash other people up for the music they listen to, for the clothes they wear and the people they hang out with. And if that wasn't bad enough, you then procced to rip that off. You are the epitome of insecurity if I have ever seen it. I'm sorry if your friends hate you, or if your siblings hate you. All insecure people look for is attention, so I will do just the opposite.
Bathe in your ignorance, failure.

I'm starting to hate sand.

Hellop! No, it isn't a spelling error, i'm not a retard. Okay so I had badminton training at Palawan Beach today at Sentosa and it was a bloody killer! I didn't get the message about wearing running shoes to run so I brought my badminton shoes and I had to run in them! So messed up. And like he made us do physical all the way and it was so damn tiring.
He made us like run through the bloody sand and shit with our shoes. DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, you're probably thinking "Bullshit la you, sand so what? easier what??" YOUR HEAD AH. It's like so much bloody harder la! And we had to run from like Pawalan to Siloso (really don't know how this is spelled) and like we had to run back. WTF. No stopping, but like the sec ones kept walking and they made me wanna walk! Grrr. So angry! Then he made us sprint up this stupid hill from a grass place with animals to a bloody carpark. YOU TELL ME WEIRD ANOT. Then he made us do footwork, IN THE SAND, IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY IN THE BEACH. God... I was like omg. damn damn damn! There weren't even hot guys, only pretty girls and that sucks major ass crack for me. Shit man, I was so sad.
But you know our coach made pretty sweet ass sandcastles? When I saw him, he was really tan... and he was covered in sand.... yeap, pretty much. And like when I saw his works I was like hella dank! And then I just went all like, awwww DIP!
So yeap, then a few of us went to eat at superdog and the food was kinda good. BUT SHIYIN. OMG. SHI YIN. when inez went to take her food she protected it like it was her life la! Then she threw all her fries back in the box and hugged it. HAHA. greedy girl. So yeah. Inez's dad sent me home, this stupid girl told me to lie. -_-
Okay, this ends my day. I'm getting my brace tomorrow, WISH ME LUCK! haha, not really. Okay, goodnight! :) I love you all very much because I love you very much. yes.

FUN DAY AT IKEA AND GARDENS!!

Hello everydoggies! :D
Okay so today, it was Nicole's birthday celebration (only SPPLOA) and Douche didn't come. wtf, because he was sleeping. wtf! :( so sad you know. EH, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I'M DAMN SAD OKAY? :(
okay anyways, we went to the IKEA at tamp... I really do not know how to spell that bloody place thing. You should know where la okay? :D Okay so we went there and we all tried finding bloody useless stuff to buy. HAHA. So yeah, I bought a doggie sippy cup (two different colours!!!!) I bought a blanket. Yeah, I know, what the hell right? HAHAHHA, it's damn soft la.
My mom just totally ruined my blogging mood now okay. STUPID FUCKER YOU KNOW. EVERYTHING ALSO TELL MY DAD. WTF SIA. WHEN YOU KEEP ASKING ME THE SAME BLOODY STUPID QUESITON THAT I ALREADY FUCKING ASKED YOU, DON'T KEEP ASKING ME AGAIN AND ANNOY ME AND THEN WHEN I JUST LIKE GIVE YOU THE FUCKING ANSWER IMPAITENTLY, THEN DON'T SAY THAT I AM FUCKING RUDE BECAUSE I AM NOT. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS FUCKING ANNOYING AND GETTING ON MY NERVES AND IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING LEAVE BECAUSE I'M DAMN TIRED OF YOU THREATENING TO FUCKING LEAVE. LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LA. AS IF YOU WILL LIKE THAT BLOODY HELL. oh my god i am so pissed. not the mood to blog about happy stuff anymore. Okay, i'll blog about the bad stuff.
YOU KNOW THE FUCKER TOLD HER DAUGHTER TO CUT THIS BLOODY LONG CUE. then she forced her bloody idiot of a daughter to squeeze through the railings just to get a bloody soft cone. -_- and she fucking cut in front of me la! ASSHOLE OR WHAT?? Then her daughter was like squeezing through the railings and started yelling in pain then her mom was like "If you want your ice cream then you have to squeeze through it" THEN I WAS LIKE. WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU WANNA CRACK HER RIBCAGE ISSIT? I FELT LIKE SLAPPING HER FACE LA. omg, I cannot stand these kinda typical singaporean losers. They are so loser-ish that they have to cut my bloody cue JUST TO GET A SOFT CONE. I mean, c'mon, if you HAD a life or if you HAD the nice-ness in you, you could've just waited, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. stupid little bitch slut crack whore motha freakin cue cuttering princess asshole! pissed off.
OH, but other than that, I had a great time at school doing math! Yeah, it's hard to believe but I'm kinda starting to wanna do well in math... GOOD FOR ME! :) I am happy. Though, I still have to convince him not to kill me because I failed math and geog. And he's not very happy with me after what my bitch mom said. bloody prick. *MIDDLE FINGER MUCH*

The day is feeling hopeless.

Oh my god damn god. My dad got me a laptop on his own free will and I haven't told him about my results yet. Bloody hell do I feel guilty, I feel so guilty. oh my god. Nevermind, I'll do well for my start of year math paper and prove to him that I can and DO study! and work hard. I'll be damn attentive during Mr Ghee's lesson tomorrow. love him man. But i think he hates me. :-/
Daft Punk is ftw btw, HAHA. SO FUNNY. FTW BTW. Anyways, I feel like eating bacon. (Y) Looking forward to tomorrow! SSPLOAs will unite for the first time. I bet everyone will be staring like "whoa, these three girls and one guy are like rebels! how cool are they?!" Yeah, we know, we know.
Hey guys! Have you seen MTV Teen Cribs?! Okay, if you have, have you seen the kid with the slide in his house? And his dad's an inventor?? ANDREW? I THINK HE'S DAMN CUTE. YEAH. OMG. I THINK HE'S REALLY DAMN CUTE. And I won't mind staying in his house. Vanessa.... ;) wink wink. HAHAHA. Awesome asian lookin' kid right there! And his brother uh, J... whatever, he's hot! Like asian cute hot, but Andrew's cute. Yeah, FO SHO. I saw alot of hot guys today!!!!!!! happeeeee.
I'm so hooked on andrew. I have photos of him in this personal book I have, so cool. CREDITS TO MARY FOR THE FORMAT OF THE PICTURES. smartass. So anyways, quick update today. DEFFO, MORE TO COME TOMORROW! :D

If you're cheap trick, I wanna be expensive trick.

Hello all, so guess what? I got my results back and I failed MATH AND GEOG! as expected. :-/
Screw Rock (geog teacher) fucking prick. I bloody think I'd rather spend your bloody geog lesson doing math. At least I HAVE an interest for math but for geog, screw it. You said it's more important then math, so guess what? I'm FAILING math, and math is really important so if you THINK for one bloody second that I'm listening in your class or if I THINK geog is important, you can go screw yourself.
I don't think I dare to show my dad my report book because I don't want him to yell at me especially after going away for so long but he's coming back so I'm gonna wait for him to leave then ask my mom to sign it and pray she doesn't say anything about it to my dad. Although she has a fucking big mouth and lies about not telling him anything all the time, I can try and pray she won't be a bitch. I'm so against everyone now because of geog. I don't know why, it just pisses me off that fucking MOE makes us learn SHIT we could care less about and like PLEASE LA, WHAT JOB INVOLVES GEOGRAPHY OTHER THAN BEING A GEOG TEACHER HUH? Even if you want a job, you have to like go overseas. -_- and please la, you want a 6.5 million population. FAT HOPE. Because of your stupid education system, children like ME will MOVE ONCE WE GET THE CHANCE TOO. And since you want me to speak proper english, I shall not, so as a typical singaporean would say "Eh, you want 6.5 million pro-pru-ration issit? WAIT LONG LONG." teehee! *Pats my own back* I'm just so pissed off.
And like MOE keeps raising the standards because what? He thinks we'll get smarter?? BULLSHIT LA PLEASE. We will FAIL and GIVE UP. So stop raising the fucking standards because it's stupid and CHILDREN LIKE ME ACTUALLY GET BEATEN so unless you want to have the whole no canning thing here I suggest you stop raising the standards or else sooner or later you'll force 3 year olds to do principle of accounts. -_-
So pissed off.
Oh my god! I love the Kinks! And Cheap Trick! hence the title. hahahahhaha. anyways. So like YEAH. whatever.
I'm going out alot this week. Monday I'm going to IKEA with nicole mary and luc. SSPLOA! xxxcited. And uh, on friday, VANESSA! We're gonna watch lovely bones and stare at hot guys!! I'm xxcited to go out with her too! Love this boney little John O' looking girl. :) But I'm going to study for the math test alot. I reallly want to pass so I can like tell my dad "hey look I'm improving!" and I'll fucking mug for geog and shove it in miss lee's *WHOOPS I USED YOUR NAME, AHH WHO GIVES A SHIT* face about how I passed her stupid dumbshit subject.
Okay right now, i just look forward to Monday, yes. Monday. Goodbye, meet at at IKEA and I'll say hi. to you. Yeah. HOTDOGS!