GRAD TEA PICTURES & HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

HELLO, great day todayz. okok here are the PICTURES!!! ( ; first hong li and i walked to school. then we went to the hall to assemble.
GUESS WHO WE SAW! SOFFI ( purple dress.) SUCH A UMGLAM PIC! ( :

THEN I SAW SWEE MAN! ( :

can you see all those retarded kids up there? theyre the p5s. super extra.

hong lis super cute FION purse thingy. ( :

then we got onto the bus.......

super retarded photo. and i look fugly. ) :

people i was sitting with.

program list. ( :

teachers in distress.

look at this photo what do you see? hong lis water is on the right. mine is on the left. HERS IS SO ATAS. got ice one. you see mine? its only water with no ice. ) :

BUT TEEHEE I HAD A SPOON. ( :

then we had to play some werid game like pick a random card on the floor and find the other person who has the matching pair. and i won. i thought i would be some fantabulous prize.

" WAH MUST BE A DAMN COOL PRIZE MAYBE ITS A RING."

DEN DEN DEN DEN DEN

WHAT A WONDERFUL PRIZE. -_-

my fried rice.

then i wanted a drink but like the stupid waiters didnt come to our table.

so on to desert. i had mango pudding and shared cake with hong li.

da cakes. yo.

then finally a waiter comes. then i said " can i have the orange drink thingy pleaseee?"

then he comes back with this.

SUPPER NICE CUP LORH. LOOK other people got ugly cups. ( :

SEE MUAHAHAHA, IM SO LUCKY. :D

nicole. swee man. me.

ACTORS. they didnt let us down. ( : AND THEY WON.

MC/ CONTRUCTION WORKER. he called himself an orange freak. teehee.

MRS. HO!! YO. HO.PO? shes so damn funny. look, she sinned.

look carefully, shes eating fishes.

mrs. choo and michelle. ( : love mrs choo to bitss.

then we had to dance. like i would . anyways......

the "dancing" people.

WOW. THE LIGHTS CAN CHANGE COLOUR.

the last photo. our table after everything was done. super eeewwwy.

THATS ALL I HAVE SO YAY WHOHOO DONE.

PP.S// HAPPY HALLOWEEN. ( : last laugh MUAHAHAHHAHAA.

ITS JACQUELINE BITCH. ( :

HELLO. today not gonna be a super long post. umm ok tomorrow is grad tea. ( gonna be lots of pictures ( : ) ok anyways things required ( 1. a class performence, 2. a miss IJ person) well we do have that but, i dont think we have a chance of winning AT ALL. -_- no offence to the people acting in the skit ( not ij person) um but most of you suck. like really bad. i mean half way through you start laughing and the skit is NOT funny. and has NO linkage whatsoever. i mean ok regina is the frontdesk person but the way she talks is SO normal. likr not funny. and the things she says theyre like crap REPEAT crap. talking abput singaporeans only earning 5 cents every 5 hours? thats not funny? thats retarded. and then about the teacher slapping the kid. thats bad. the script in my own words only needs to be discribed in one word. SUCKISH. seriously theres nothing anyone can do about it now. so i dont care. and the miss ij nicholette. i dont even know if she can sing.. when mrs choo told her to song infornt of the class this was her quote " i want to give them a surprise" i freaking dont know what to expect. and my last words for this post will be " ACTORS AND MISS IJ PERSON PLEASE DO NOT MAKE OUR CLASS LOSE FACE. OR YOU WILL DEFINTELY LOSE YOURS. ( : " ok the losing your face part wasnt real but i think EVERYBODY will hate you. teehee!

UPPPDDATTEE. ( :

HELLOO. hadd greattt dayss. ( : ok on monday, i slept in hoong lis house. ( : BUT before that, her mum, her brother, her & i went to get hong kiat ( her brothers ) winter clothers. ok, we went to some warehouse sales kinda thingy.

hong li took a photo of me when we were in her mums car. ( ;

I saw this VERY wooly thing and decided to pose with it. a very ugly pose.

AND THEN..... WE SAW THIS EXTREMELY COOL EAR MUFF. ( :

AND LOOK ITS PINK. ( : its like damn cool.

DEN DEN DEN, HONG LI SPOTTED BLOOD ON THE FLOOR!

LOOK! EEWWW. I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT IS......I THINK ITS BLOOD. then we saw this super ugly kiddie sweater.

I AM HAPPY?? i think they were trying to copy strawberry shortcake or something. i HATE strawberry shortcake. and by the way, it was a FAILED attempt. ( :

then we walked around trying to find something nice. when hong li and i stumbled across something super weird.

WE FOUND A HAND, OMG.

SEE, TRHEY MADE FAKE BRAND OF WALLETS. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE POLO. BUT YOU HAVE TO SEE CAREFULLY, they put it as JOHN POLO. fakee. and the same logo somemore. tsk tsk copydog.

then her mum sent us to bugis and he found what he was looking for. a fox coat, its like super nice. anyways, we then went home and then played computer. it was like damn fun. ( : super enjoyed staying at your housee. then we both couldnt sleep soo, duh? we ate. hahaha. ALOT of food. TEEHEE, and then we both started reading books, then at maybe 12? her brother came in the room. EVERYONE could sleep except for me and hl, then we talked, untill we could, but unfortunately i only got 3 and a half hours of sleep and hong li got 4. but we were quite ok in the morning. ( :

PP.S// thanks hong li and mum for letting me stay at your house and BIG thanks to hong lis mum for driving us around. THREE CHEERS FOR THE CHEW FAMILY. ♥

GOSSIP GIRL. ( :

HELLO. sorta short post? im just here to tell you that I HAVE THE COMPLETE SEASON 2 OF GOSSIP GIRL. teehee BE JEALOUS. ;D MUAHAHHAHA. im not gonna lend it to you. hahha except hong li. shes different. ( : speaking of gossip girl omg. i heard that eric is gay? as in the show. omg. thanks hong kiat for telling me. like quickly watch it then return to mee. i wanna watch too. ( : anyways. bored i'll tell you what song im listening to. eminem lose yourself. ( : its nice. waitting for hl to go online. i think after i take pictures with her. im gonna create a post solely dedicated to her.. since shes my best friend. ( :

pp.s // good news mann, ( for thoses of you who play neopets) I PICKED SOME BERRIES AND I GOT A FISHBERRY... THATS WORTH 15,000 NEOPOINTS & I ALSO FOUND A PUSBERRY THATS WORTH 11,000 NEOPETS. teehee. be jealous. ( :

FEI, HONG, JAC.

hello!!! i think im gonna ask my father to help me download the thingy for my camera to upload pictures, TONIGHT. so i can take pictures with HL & fei ni when we go out. DONT WORRY IF YOURE INVITED. ( : we're gonna by graduation tea clothes only...... going to the 2 shops that are mixed?? in united square. i forgot. ohh i remember the adidas and nike one. i think im just gonna buy a shirt?
*checks wallet* * bugs fly out of wallet* ok that was lame but its to tell you DONT have money. i'll ask my parents, anyways i dont always buy clothes. so its STILL ok. anyways. I THINK MY GODMA GOT ME THE 2nd SEASON OF GOSSIP GIRL. yes yes. its nt real but who the heck cares. as long as i dont have to watch from i computer im fine with it. ( : teehee. ohh and maybe also heroes yeah yeah. ( : i just found out that results day is on the 20th of november?? damn scared. what if i go to normal academic? i'll not die. but i will defintely cry. yees. btw im listening TO LOVE STORY. hahaha. and and good charlottle too bad joel maadden is married to nicole riche. shes quite bitchy. ) : too bad. im listening to dance floor anthem ( i dont wanna be in love). ( : EVRYBODY, PUT UP YOUR HANDS SAY I DONT WANNA BE IN LOVE.

RI BOY AND CHINA GIRL

hello 2nd post today cause i just remember what i saw when i was coming home from piano class.now i know why hong kiat hates rafflesians ( : i hate them now too, ok firstly theres this nerdy RI boy, then hes like with some china girl. then she keeps talking in her china slang and i dont even think the RI boy has any idea what the heck the girl is trying to say and she like talks so fast then her saliva like popped out of her mouth. eeewww. then when the bus finally came, i thought that i wouldnt see him EVER again. ddeen deen deen no, guess what he freaking stands next to me on the bus. eewww. then you know whats the worst part. HES CONFIRMED 100% TO HAVE LIKE B.O. he freaking stinks. like i dont even know why the china girl cant smell him. maybe like cause she went for plastic surgery for her nose then its like too sharp then her nose becomes SOO small that her nostrills are blocked so she cant smell him. EEWW then worser things happened, i piano teacher wants me to learn a Yiruma song. like what river flows in you? omgomg hearr it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p_ebSseEq8. how am i supposed to play that? so hardd. eeww.then i still had to smell that boy. to obviously, i moved. then he stared me. and i rolled my eyes at both him and the china girl who was looking at a ugly malay boy. like for donno what reason? omg. eeeewww. sick. then the lady cashier who works at cheers is like totally unfair, she give that -_- to chinese for indian people then before me was this like malay boy then she kept smiling. then when my turn she did this -_- "that would be $1.60" and then she looked at the malay boy again. ._. nevermind about my bad day. WRITE ME A COMMENT. like noww ( : AND IF YOU WANT ADD ME IN MSN TOO. ( : jacquelinelow12@hotmail.com

GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT.

hello. you know how yall will be watching tv shows, then pop MAMA MIA CD, wow, then gimmie gimmie gimmie a man after midnight?? yeahh here today im gonna let you hear the WHOLE song. like omg its damn nice and the girl who sings it Amanda Seyfried has a like a damn nice voice. i dont actually have the video so i cant upload it so heres the url to watch it on youtube, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKWirdjBgdc. yep yepp, and wanna know something? I CUT MY HAIR. myy sister says she likes my new hair, like i didnt change it it just is that way. ( : TEEHEE. eeww so bitchy. anyways, then i could totally feel like the woman using her cut hair scissors to like pull my freaking hair out. like yanking it... omg. then before she cut my hair she was like OMG HER HAIR IS SOOO THICK. then after that she was like wah you see now i see your head skin and i was like are you even supposed to be able to see it??? omg i was like damn scared then in the end quite ok. then she kept asking me like dont you fell like your heads lighter?? then im like uhhhhh i think so?? SO WERID. omg then when she was washing my hair she was like o you have china friends? and im like no? then she was going on about china people in my mind i was thinking. DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WOULD BEFRIEND A RANDOM CHINA GIRL? like uh uh. no never like cousins ok i cant reallt talk to them but theyre like damn nice to me. thats different. so. today in this post you have learnt that i jacqueline low en-qi do not befriend random china kids. ; D byee.

from pretty to hot. ( :

HELLO. yeah today im gonna show you what MY defenition of hot is ( : we'll start from 10 downwards. NO SAYING THAT YOU DONT AGREE. I DONT CARE. ps. i wanted to write about ugly singers, but my sister thought someone would sue me. ._. so well here are pretty singers instead. DONT ASK ME WHY IM DOING THIS. im just bored. ; (

ITS PINK. AT NUMBER 10. ( : sorta pretty i guess.

ITS TEDDY GEIGER. AY NUMBER 9. not that handsome but if you look closer or enlarge this photo you can see that he has like green AMAZING eyes. ( : btw he sings the song for you i will AWESOME SONG.
ITS HILARY DUFF AT NUMBER 8. she looks abit messy here, but still pretty.

ITS ZAC EFRON AT NUMBER 7. hes from goodie tooshoes high school musical.



ITS JEWEL AT NUMBER 6. shes the girl that sings intuition. damn old song.
but she has like nice voice.


ITS ADAM LEVINE AT NUMBER 5. hes the dude from maroon 5.


ITS RIHANNA AT NUMBER 4. look how pretty she is in this photo. ( : like before she got that haircut.

ITS CHRISTINA AGUILERA AT NUMBER 3. back to basics baby. ( :

ITS JOEL MADDEN AT NUMBER 2. fine i cheated cause i love good charlotte. ( ; teehee. anyway i know he has a twin brother but he still looks cuter dontcha think??



den deen deenn deeen denn deeeenn.





NUMBER 1 IS ...................................................


SEE THE GUY IN THE FRONT? TRAVIS CLARK. (: HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT. (: I LOVE HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM *PANIC ATTACK*

so now. you know who i think is damn pretty and all. but i still wanna say one last thing. I THINK ESTELLE IS DAMN FUGLY. like really. her jaw can freaking fit an elephant in it. like serious. LOOK AT HER. THIS IS HER ACT CHIO FACE.

PERFECT PICTURE TO SHOW HOW UGLY SHE IS. i mean yeah very mean but in her video american boy, she acted as if she were like taylor swift. shes not not even 0.0000001 perfect of taylor. so yeahss. THIS IS ALL. for now. so BYE. ( :

RIP OFF ARTISTS AND JEEKOPEH TAXI DRIVERS.

Hello everybody had a FANTABULOUS day yesterdy, and a not so wonderful day. My aunt and i were on our way to suntec to like eat lunch. ( : then it was raining so damn heavily we took a cab. luckly we got a nice pink cab. but inside was a jeekopeh taxi driver, the only hair he had was on his chin and he had a VERY hagged voice, not like those cool low voices those kind of when you cant talk but try to talk kinda voice EEWW. Then when he talked it was like this when normal people say children he says chill ren and im like okays? then he was like wah why she dont talk and im like uh huh. omg eeewww. worse than mutts. then finally we got off the cab, then we ate lunch at Fish & Co. i had new york fish and chips. ( : then we ate YAMI YOUGHT. ( : they gave soo much. like damn good. then i remember when i went to the one at novena, THEY WERE FREAKING RIP OFF ARTISTS. the "cup" thingy that holds the yought is like big but the amount of yought they gave was like half of it. but you cant tell untill you eat till the middle THERES A FREAKING BIG HOLE IN THE MIDDLE. WTF? dont you think their rip off artists??? like a damn huge hole. omg. then they like sell it for the same price. : then after yami yought we went home we got another jeekopeh taxi driver. EEEWWW. then i told my auntie that the faster way was to take the "starbucks" route, then she told the driver to turn in that way AND HE CLAIMED HE DIDNT KNOW WHERE TO TURN TO. ._. like omg. then he just went by the longer way. we paid $8.30 for that ride. waste of money.

PP.S// thanks hong li, hong kiat, fei ni & hui kah for coming to my party it was so awesome. LOVE YALL. ♥

CHANGING+HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

helloz. i think im gonna change my blog skin. to some happy tree friends thingy. ( : and happy b'day to me.. ( : finally 12. getting old with wrinkled skin and broken bones. eeewwww, sick. plus a saggy chin. EEEWWWWWER. anyways looking forward to my party on sunday!!!!!( : I think we're gonna watch gossip girl. IF her brother is coming cause he hasnt watched it all yet. BTW if you have BAD english please dont talk to me i will freaking laugh at you. sorry for insulting you. but i bet like my maid engliah is better than yours. ( : go for tuition classes. ( : itll help you ALOT.
and omg on weds people voted for miss IJ are going to prepare a performence eeww cant take it, i think when like madeline does something i'll start to laugh. ( : actually i'll laugh at everybody except for FEI NI. cause she CAN sing unlike somee people in our class( madeline) TEEHEE!

EVERYBODYS CHANGING.

HELLO ALL ( : today something werid happened i discovered i actually sorta like the color pink. LIKE PAUSE AND REWIND i hated the color pink I mean i still have like HOT pink but i like natural and cotton candy pink now. WHY. and my dads buying me a camera for me B'DAY. yeah ITS SOO AWESOME. its the new canon Powershot E1. yeah. so awesome. buying pink. ( :

Dad I LOVEE YOU! yay the camera is like a little little pink piece of heaven. so i can take pictures on my B'DAY. TEEHEE/ ( :

made invitation card for hong li only. she and her brother are coming. ( : yay half of the people im inviting hahaa. ( : tonight gonna have this "party thingy" like jap food and all. my mum said i could invite friends but choose not to as i think hong li hates my auntie ( that she thought was a man) for calling me stupid. i thinnk she has a rare and serious condition of assinohypiria. hahhaa. good then i can put her in cage for the rest of her life. ( : then the world will be peaceful and smart. aahhh. HOW AWESOME THAT WOULD BE. MUAHAHAHA. ( : --- look at it both sides looks different.? hahaha why did i say that. ok thenn HL got 'sick' halfway through class almost wanted to go home then all because of mrs ho she want to go toilet also dont allow like wtf? WHAT IF SHE PEES IN CLASS? then after school HLS head was almost burning then, i fei ni and hl took cab home. i paid $2. wow the cab driver that we got was damn old larh. had like ugly mickey mouse glasses like omg. eewww like jeekopeh. eeww. then when i was making faces from the rearview miror like wtf? hahaha. F that cab driver. total trip was $3.90 ( : quite ok. sorry i have to end the post so lamely. i dont have anything else to say....

MEANIE BOOBINIE.

hello all forms of life. ok the last post WAYY WAYY MEAN. but wait you wanna know something?? hahaha very funny. the girl who i wrote about doesnt know its her. MY OPINIONS 1. she is very "smart" 2. she is STUPID. 3. SOFFI PETERS LIED TO ME AND HL. ok thats all. IVE BEEN A MEAN PERSON TO HERRR, SO ITS OKAY. IM NOTguitar hero GONNA SAY SORRY TO YOU. ( : so anyway PSLE has already come. WOW SO FAST! HL and i are " MUGGING" ahaha. busy people the english was DAMN easy larh. like piece of cake can? BTW SPEAKING OF CAKES!!!! MY B'DAY IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHOOOOHHOOOHHOOOO YEAH YEAH JUMP FOR JOY. i think im gonna have a party. yeah...... then we're gonna play AEROSMITH GUITAR HEROES hahahahaa YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY. it falls on the 16th of OCTOBER.... yeah then itll be HALLOWEEN. ( : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. but yeah ok settled alr. im gonna have a party ( with parents permission) GAMES. guitar hero with guitar, water balloons ( those of you who came to my P4 B'DAY should know how fun it was. ( : THEN THEN I DONNO. gonna give out the invites soon!!!! i think its gonna be held on a saturday or sunday. so the people i want to come can come. ( : yay yyay gonna make the invation cards noow. i think its gonna be DAMNNNN CUTE. ( :

SAYONARA PEEPS. ( : LOVEESS.
JAC.
pps. ive deleted the meanie post wanna know what it said i'll tell you in 100 years.