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Ello everybody! So it's New Years and guess what? I DON'T HAVE A RESOLUTION!
Someone should think of one for me.
So anyways, I was thinking and looking through some stuff and I realise I suck at taking like NORMAL photographs. Like maybe a weird or funny pose, I could probably do that, but I just CANNOT smile properly! I smile perfectly fine when I'm like uh, smiling! SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO SMILE. NOW. Dammit, I feel like Denzel Crocker from the Fairly Odd-Parents. Yeah, the weird teacher with ears on his neck.
My sister is coming back from Europe today! So stoked to see her! Haven't seen her for 12 days! I hope she brought back some hot guy for me. :-/ Or else, she can stay there. Hahaha, just kidding. My day has been good so far, watched videos of Lexy Wexy. :) Hope he's having a good new year. HOPE THEY COME TO SINGAPORE THIS YEAR!
I happy but I'm typing this with a blank expression on my face. Damn, I need someone to buy me some marshmallows or like ice-cream.

I know that I shouldn't let it get to me,

but it does, and who am I kidding?

Dead end job and a lack of family,

This town really gets to me.

This is becoming a catastrophe.

I hate 2009.

Hello everyone. So it's gonna be 2010 in about 30 minutes and well, I guess I'll blog about the things I liked about 2009 and some of the things I hated.
LIKED
1. I made a whole lotta new friends this year.
2. I got into a good CCA.
3. I got new stuff.
4. I picked up a new hobby.
5. Fell in love with 3 new guys that I will probably never meet.
6. I'm closer to my sister. Kinda.
7. Hong Li threw me the most awesomest awesome surprise birthday party eva.
8. Jill gave me a turtle (But it died.) :(
9. I got a new maid but like she's really nice because every morning when I wakes up she says good morning and asks me if I want anything for breakfast.
10. I MEET SAM FUCKING EMBERY AND RAYGUN! Well, he is in Raygun but, RAYGUN!!

HATED
1. I made new enemies.
2. Fought with my best friends multiple times.
3. Had the worst effing teachers ever.
4. So many people died this year.
5. I lost someone that meant alot to me.
6. Found out my dad has to go to a shitty country I hate to work the whole of next year.
7. Getting injuries from badminton.
9. Failed new subjects and math.
10. Pissed my parents off countless times.
11. I stopped going swimming. :(
12. Loved a man-whore/bastard.
13. Still in love with a man-whore/bastard.
14. Found out I really need anger management classes.
15. Sang too loudly infront of alot of people who now keep talking to me about it.
16. Let alot of people down.
17. Got extremely sick.
18. Got beatings from my dad for something I didn't do.
19. I let myself down this year.
20. I just hate thinking of the things I hate this year.

This is why I hate 2009.
This is why I hate you. Hahaha, i'm just kidding! (No, not really.)
So yeah, to my friends reading this, I really hope that we can leave everything behind in 2009 (the worst fucking year of my life) and start anew in 2010. Except for the people I hate, go away, I still hate you! :)
SHOUT OUTS!
1. For all the new friends I made, you've made me very very happee.
2. Hong Li : We may not be in the same class anymore but screw it! I still love you! And we'll be friends foreva!
3. Jill Khooooooo : Hey Jilly beans. I know we've fought alot this year and well I hated every single one of our fights, I love you!
4. Nicole Hofbauer : Woah, where do I start.... You've been there for me like always! And I don't think we've like fought this year at all man! Hahaha! And the uh *wink wink* stuff you know la. Love you!
5. Janicia Lim : I know it's been rough for you this year, and I love you like woah. Yeah WOAH. So yeah! :D
6. Nezzie! : Eh, I love you okay. Don't think I'll like forget you or like get pissed at you. You're my Badminton buddy! :D And you're funny, AND CUTE!
7. Mary Kohz: You don't read my blog, only once then you added me on MSN and I asked you who you were. HAHAHAHA, and I ignored you during camp because I didn't know you were Mary and thought you were crazy! HAHA! Love you! Very very much...... *ding ding dong dong*
8. Vanessa : We're like damn close online la! WE FUCKING OWN FTSK. SELENA CAN SUCK IT! CALEB/KYLE/JOHN/GARRETT/EVERYONE ELSE WE LIKE! O.U.R.S. Love you!
9. Josephine Ang : You rock. \m/ HAHAHA. Talk to you every night and i'm still not bored! Love you like hell! and forever and forever! AND WE HAVE NEVER FOUGHT FOR THE 3 YEARS WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS. :D
(quick shout out to Jayne and Nate Geiger! Jayne you are awesome, and and like you are awesome. NATE, I LOVE YOU. Idiot. Moved away. You don't even know I have a blog. Nevermind. Come back and call me! Wait, you don't have a phone. Nevermind. :-/)
9. To everyone else : You guys still brighten up my day even though I didn't give a shout out! Even my enemies! You guys give me something to bitch about and talk about when I'm bored! Love you for being an asshole! :) AND MY PARENTS FOR DOING IT AND GIVING BRITH TO ME! My sister for rolling me on the floor before I could walk multiple times which probably made me a retarded child, that's the reason why I'm as funny as I am. *EGO* AND MY DAD FOR LETTING ME BUY A PAID APP! :D I LOVE YOU.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!

I love my dad.

Hello guys! GUESS WHAT? My dad got me a new guitar! :D

Nicole told me to name it Juno, so I did. Which means it's a girl. So Davis and Juno can date. :-/

SAY HELLO TO MY NEW BITCH!

Okay, my guitar doesn't really look like that. My guitar is black. Everything is black. And no, i am not racist. MY GUITAR IS HOT.
It may not be the prettiest guitar out there but I still love her. *I sense jealously from Davis* But Juno is like fucking heavy. Like overweight, but whatever la. Vantage..... Never heard of that brand but whatever. :)
I think i'm gonna start studying like on tuesday. I really wanna pass math. I honestly have not done any homework (tuition and school) I am gonna buck up and kick myself in the ass till I pass. But i cant say the same for Geography though, I don't care if I fail. It's fucking dumbest subject ever. I will never get why we have to learn abut rocks, and our teacher told us they have feelings. Bullshit.

I do not like Justin Bieber.

Hello guys! Well, i'm gonna blog! Duh...
So, i went to watch a movie with badminton people today! AVATAR. The movie was okay. THE ALIEN GIRL IN THE MOVIE SPOKE IN A MAID-ISH ACCENT. HAHA. And like they put toothpicks on their heads! And one of the alien man guy had an african accent. And she totally had sex with him. :-/ And their uh, position was so weird. She was like sitting on him.. But yeah, the movie was fun, then Hong Li came to my house and SPOLIED MY COMPUTER. But it's okay now. And yeap.
OKAY, So now, I'm gonna talk about santa clause. I think he's like bloody racist. He goes to like america and gives all the little caucasian kids presents and in Singapore, HE DOESN'T GIVE US ANYTHING. I got NOTHING from my parents for the past two years. (Except chewing gum) WTF, YEAH CHEWING GUM FOR CHRISTMAS. Like seriously dude, Stop being so bloody racist and give asian kids presents too! Maybe he's confused with me because i'm mixed......
Okay, So... I don't like Justin Bieber. Like at all. I think he's really like gay and he's not good looking at all. Okay, SO WHAT? I used to like Aaron Carter (who is kinda gay too) AT LEAST HE WAS GOOD LOOKING. And his lyrics made sense! Justin Bieber is like bullshit! Singing songs about telling girls that he will only say something ONE TIME. Yeah, he's only gonna tell you ONE TIME because he's mean! Okay, I tried to give him a chance so I went to listen to his acoustic version of his song One Time. And I have found even more flaws. :-/
VIDEO : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRaWDue13nU&feature=channel
Some dude in another video commented saying "Although he may have some talent.... He seems a little too young to have ever been any sort of fight unless it's over a juice box because the only woman in his life is probably his mom." HAHAHAHHAA.
His song only has two chords. G and C. It's the two easiest chords in the guitar playing world. Freaking serious. This kid CAN sing, but he sounds gay. And the guitar his bigger than him. :-/ He's 15. And he tries to act ghetto. DUH? He adds words like "shortie" in his songs. So, I still don't like him. Never will. Unless he corrects all his flaws and sings better songs.

TO PASSERBY.
I think you got it all wrong..... I am really mean in my blog, I don't think that gives people the impression that i'm a very nice person. And why do you want my number since I myself am convinced that i'm not a very nice person? Think about that!

I love Sammie. My cute little wolf boy. :)

Hello guys. :)

Remember when i said My hopes and dreams of seeing Sam were like completely crushed? WELL, IT'S NOT ANYMORE! I just freakin met him like on Thursday.. Yeap. THURSDAY. Maria and I decided to go find them at the airport! We found em! The pictures and stuff are all up on Facebook and all of them were really nice people. SAM DIDN'T TALK. He's just quiet. Cute and quiet, HE SHOULD'VE TALKED. But, nevermind. I love you sammie! So yeap, Tobias (lead singer), The Adj (Guitarist) and Ben (bassist) talked to me. ESPECIALLY TOBY AND THE ADJ. They were seriously into it man, Toby even took a picture with Maria and Me! And The Adj shook my hand! (His hand feels really nice by the way..) hahahaha, Maria and I talked to them for actually, it's kinda counted as a pretty long time. :) Ben was so sweet. And his accent was so strong, i seriously had to kinda guess what he was saying. But another reason why i had to guess was because i kept staring at his amazing looking blue eyes while he was talking to me. SAM DIDN'T SPEAK. BUT HE LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED AT ME AND HANDED ME MY SIGNED CD! SMILED AT ME WITH THAT CUTE LITTLE BABY SMILE!!!!!!!!

(Sam and The Adj)

(Sam's the taller one BTW.) Yeap, kinda like that. ONLY, he was so much cuter in real life man. HIS ARMS, oh my god. His arms are really like woah. And he had those cute pants and that cute shirt and OMG. Freaked the shit outta me! Okay..... Ben was really cute too. :)
(Alex is still mine and I still love him the most despite the very obvious fact that he is clearly a man-whore. I am not sorry if you are dissapointed that I still like him. FUCK OFF! He's mine!)

OKAY, NEXT SUBJECT.
Have you guys heard of the new weird TV show on disney that's gonna be like screening? It's called uh, Upin and Ipin? Here's a photo for some reference.

Okay, now that you know what i'm talking about, I think the show is seriously the fucking dumbest shit in the world. ONE. Seriously, look at that poor kid behind with that "shocked" looked on his face? What happened to him, really? I WANNA KNOW. And WTF, Why are all of them cock-eyed? :-/
I'm not gonna watch the show.

I'll swallow my pride if you stay for the years.

Hello little children. I haven't been blogging. AGAIN. I am sorry. ): I've just been really busy with stuff and haven't found the time to blog. I'm not really sorry but i'm just gonna say i am because i'mma nice person. I'm sorry. :)
Anyways, I am not going for the Cat Power concert OR the Raygun gig. FML right? Yes, my hopes and dreams of seeing Sam are all crushed. OH THE BRIGHT SIDE.
BRENDON URIE ANSWERED MY FREAKING QUESTION! My question was stupid but, nice people tend to answer stupid questions. My question was "DO YOU LIKE BAGELS? :D"
if you guys were wondering, he said Yes, then he smiled or laughed or whatever. :)
Okay, I like randomly changing subjects so here it goes.
DEATH CAB IS INDIE BTW. WTF.
Okay, that had to said for someone. :-/ ANYWAYS, damn. I was scrolling through pictures of this girl Josephine hates yesterday. She's like really ugly!! Like i mean, i'm not pretty or whatever but she seriously WAS freakin ugly! My mind just puked thinking about her face. Yes, it is that bad.
ANYWAYS, I am pissed. My Two Tongues album stopped downloading. WTF! *&^%$@
I am listening to a song, that was written for a girl Alex had a one night stand with. :-/ Wtf. I still love him. Still...... Still.....
I woke up late for badminton yesterday. Like really really late. whadda bitch life is. I really think i need anger management classes. Oh, and i think i'm starting to have ADHD. :O
CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE COOL. but dinosaurs are cooler.
Anyways, to end off this very random yet exciting (i hope) blog post, I shall end of with something i say all the time, hahaha. I think you know what i'm gonna say.

I love Arex Re-Re-Yum Gashkarff.

Cheerio!