I went out today...

Hey guys, so i went out today.. With Josephine and a certain someone and you know what? This post already sounds BORING! I admit, my posts are going downhill. You wanna know why? CAUSE NOTHING HAPPENS IN MY LIFE! All my posts are about my life being fucked up and i complaining SOO don't tell me my posts aren't that funny no more, I KNOW.
ANYWAYS, So we meet, and we went to j8. Yes, j8 the home of the disgusting creatures we call Ah Lians/Ah Bengs and yes, they pissed us ALL off. So guess what? We left HALFWAY through the movie, AND HE WAS THE ONE WHO PAID! Oh holy crap, i feel like damn bad. I think i'm gonna pay him back, if i ever see him again. So yeah and a message for you certain someone..

"DUDE!! Stop smokin' man! Hahaha, and your cast shouldn't be pink...." :)

I HATE MY MAID.

HELLO people of the earth, Guess what? I hate my maid! And no, i'm not a freak that hates her for NO reason GUESS WHAT SHE DOES? SHE JUST FUCKING THROWS WHAT SHE "THINKS" YOU DON'T "NEED" AND JUST LIKE DUMPS IT! EVEN THOUGH IT'S FUCKING PRECIOUS.

1. MY FUCKING POKEMON CARDS! DUDE!!!! POKEMON CARDS!
(Not that i play it now but it took me SO long to collect them!)
2. She wanted to throw away my old clothes cause she said she THOUGHT i didn't need them!
3. SHE THREW AWAY MY CHINESE NOTES! (thats why i sucked since then)
4. She like THREW AWAY my earpiece cause she thought the sponge came out so i couldn't use it anymore.
5. She THREW away my stuff!

Okay here are some other things she did that TOTALLY pissed me off!
1. She WASHED MY CLOTHES WITHOUT TAKING MY SHIT OUT OF MY POCKETS! (even after i told her to 20000000438957130459129 times! And the things she ruined were My VERY IMPORTANT dentist form, my CANDY, MY MONEY (PAPER NOTES PEOPLE), and AND She THREW my stack of PAPERS AWAY and you know what was INSIDE? MY FUCKING PIANO CERT OKAY???? AND AND SHE THREW AWAY MY MUTHAFUCKIN' MC SO I COULDN'T GIVE IT TO THE TEACHER AND SHE THOUGHT I SKIPPED SCHOOL. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BITCH!
And you know what? The dentist got PISSED at me cause she has PROBLEMS with herself and like totally RIPPED my mouth apart when my appointment was up! I had like a cavity and she toally just ripped my tooth off! AND TAKING MY TOOTH OUT WOULD'VE BEEN LESS PAINFUL THEN DOING THE DUMBFUCK CAVITY.

Okay, to cool down, i think i shall change the topic, Let's talk about things i'm scared of.


THINGS THAT FREAK ME OUT.


Okay to be exact, TONS of shit freak me out. But here's some of the few i think freak me out the MOST. Like most things don't scare me, like horror movies but SOMEHOW, these things do...

1. Dolls.
2. Clowns
3. My nightmares.

I don't know i just seem to be very afraid of em'. Like cause once, i had this dream that like a group of dolls like came alive at night and they tried to kill me. And guess what? THEY DID. So yeah i was really freaked out. So then the one about clowns, Okay my dad used to bring me to this maze and NOOO it wasn't just ANY maze, it was the WORST maze of ALL mazes! IT WAS THE MIRROR MAZE, AND IT FUCKING FREAKED THE HELL OUTTA ME. Like, EVERY FUCKIN' WHERE I TURNED I'D SUDDENLY SEE A CLOWN! THEN WHEN I TURN BACK THE FUCKING CLOWN WOULD BE GONE! FUCK! And like i had a dream that this clown like was trying to KILL me in the mirror maze and i had to get out to survive, Holy Chirst i was scared.
And yes OH yes, my nightmares. For normal people, they wake up and have an awesome dream like like joe jonas kissed them or something (for me personally, that'd be a nightmare too) But MY dreams WOAH-HO-HO. They are ALWAYS nightmares! It's either that, or like something very terrible and horrible happens to me or y friends in the dream. Oh god, you should pray i don't dream about you man.

BUT anyways, DENISE SINCE YOU READ MY BLOG LIKE EVERYDAY (even when i don't post) CAN YOU TAG? :) Hahahaha.

RIP MICHAEL JACKSON.

Michael Jackson fucking died man, FUCK LA. MAKE ME SO SAD. 50 IS A DAMN YOUNG AGE TO DIE, FFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRREEAAKKKIIINNNGGG PISSED OFF, WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DIE? ARGGHHH, MICHAEL JACKSON CANNOT DIE, HE IS FUCKING IMMUNE TO DEATH, WELL THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. ):

MICHAEL JACKSON (AND BEN YOUR RAT) EVEN THOUGH I USED TO WATCH MADTV AND LAUGH AT PEOPLE WHO MADE FUN OF YOU, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU (secretly). (: Hope you get to vist Neverland!

I ♥ you MJ.

Parents and thier LIES.

Hey guys, so have your parents ever told you that they'd bring to America during winter and let you FINALLY see snow, Did they ever tell you that you're pretty? Have they EVER told you that you'd go to heaven when you die?
Well, it's probably NOT true and it's never GOING to happen.. Why? Because your parents ALWAYS have to lie, but something that they do (thats worse than lying) is saying something then not doing it, it's kinda like lying but WORSE. AND you know whats worse then all of that? When they tell you NOT to do something and swear to god they'd kill you if you DID do that something then use that something themselves.
The MOST common example being Vulgar language. COME ON LA, EVEN I KNOW YOUR PARENTS USE THEM OKAY? My dad doesn't even let me use bloody hell. WHICH IS DUMB. He uses fuck and cb all the time too. STUPID SHIT. Then he'll say something like OOHH YOU'RE TOO YOUNG. I thought someone said age doesn't matter?? Well heck no it doesn't. SO, uh okay i don't know what to say but you get the point.

P.S.// Sorry for the super short post, forgot what i wanted to write.

AVIVA OPEN & GUILTY OR INNOCENT?

Hey guys! So uh yesterday i went to the AVIVA open with my dad and IT WAS AWESOME. Like everyone playing was so freakin' good. And like there were the British players WHO WERE HOT AND THEY WON THE ROUND! WHOOOHOO.
So yeah, then there was this guy who was like nuts and he kept screaming for Indonesia! I mean yeah his country and all but WTF la, he was like ZHONG GUO NO NO! And i mean i don't give a shit if he says that but HE WAS THE FUCKING LOUDEST SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE. And he had like shit on his neck. Stupid asshole, anyways DESPITE his loud shouting and boo-ing at China, China still won. HA! IN YOUR BLOODY FACE. But you know what i wish i had at that very moment? A bloody needle, you know those stick things that are filled with air? Then you hit em' together and it makes a bloody loud sound? Yeah this BLOODY FUCKER of a kid that was sitting behind me kept whacking those bloody things together even though NO ONE SCORED ANYTHING. So to get my mind off the kid, here's something i ripped from (COUGH COUGH)

Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent

Kissed one of your Facebook friends?
Guilty (On the finger)

Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

Ever told a lie?
Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
Guilty (You know who la.)

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Innocent

Kissed a picture?
Innocent

Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty

Held a snake?
Guilty

Been suspended from school?
Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent

Stolen from a store?
Guilty (My uncle's store, i stole his screws)

Been fired from a job?
Innocent

Done something you regret?
Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Innocent

Kissed in the rain?
Guilty

Sat on a roof top?
Guilty

kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty (I fell into the pool too)

Shaved your head?
Innocent

Slept naked?
Innocent

Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty (I made people cry)

Been in a band?
Guilty

Shot a gun?
Innocent

Donated Blood?
Innocent

Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent

Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty

Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Innocent (I always tell.....)

Been too honest?
Guilty

Ruined a surprise?
Innocent

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
Guilty

Erased someone in your friends list?
Innocent

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
Guilty

Joined a pageant?
Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?IN
Had communication w/ your ex?
INNOCENT. (Sadly, maybr i'm not pretty.)

Dating Someone?
Innocent (Wish i was................... *whoooohooo*)

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Guilty

A total stranger treat you by paying your public transportation fare?
Guilty

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty, Very Guilty.

I think that quiz was kinda really dumb, so uh LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE!!!
Can't find another one, so TOO BAD. Sorry the post was so sucky today, i seriously had no mood AT ALL to blog.

It is very late, or should i say.. Very early??

Hey guys, so i know its like what 2 am or something in the morning now but i just felt like blogging all of a sudden. So I think Nathan Kress is hot, ANYWAYS......

I have a certain someone's number.. WHOOHOO! :) I am a happy girl.

ANYWAYS.. Well, let's talk about cool stuff..

STUFF THAT I THINK ARE COOL.

1. God

2. My Nintendo Wii

3. The fact that its KEVIN WU'S BIRTHDAY

4. The fact that i don't feel sleepy AT ALL

5. People who are songwriters

Okay 1. GOD. He is pretty awesome, for guys HE CREATED ADAM WHO GAVE YOU YOUR ADAM'S APPLE. (I thought it was a peach untill i was corrected by Jill) And i mean God is cool like so cool cause he like has a SECRET connection with Lambs! Yeah! Like they are his BFFs or something like that. I have come to this conclusion as like everytime i see a picture of him it's with a cute baby lamb, like so also have another conclusion that God is a lamb lover also An ANIMAL lover and he's a Vegan which is cool. I couldn't go a week without meat, i'd probably die, BUT i will not and REFUSE to eat shark's fin soup. Look at this bloody fucking picture.

THE BLOODY MUTHAFUCKIN' SHARKS ARE STILL ALIVE OKAY? And then when they get the BLOODY fins that YOU PEOPLE love to eat so much they just throw the LIVE shark back into the bloody sea to get eaten by his bloody shark "FRIENDS" YES, SHARKS EAT THEIR FRIENDS.
I mean yes, i know killing meat (EG, chicken) is like mean too, but the farmers dont like get their like feet or something (just pretend you only want their feet....) then like throw the LIVING chicken back into it's pen to get eaten by its chicken FRIENDS. And like you eat the whole chicken a farmer won't be so bloody stupid to take it's feet and throw its body back. But what i'm trying to say is that SHARKS ARE EN-DANGERED THEY WILL DIE........soon, and like chickend won't bloody die out. Like you see chickens like EVERYWHERE one of my bloody neighbours used to have one (It probably got eaten). BUT if you wanna eat shark then eat the whole bloody shark la! Take the fin only BLOODY WASTEFUL OKAY?

Okay, the nintendo Wii. I only think its cool cause i can play Guitar Hero on it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN (CUTEST ASIAN GUY) WU! You're like uh __ YEARS OLD! CONGRATS ON LIVING THAT OLD.

I probably don't feel sleepy cause i'm kinda scared to sleep, WHY? BECAUSE YESTERDAY I HAD A BLOODY SCARY FUCKIN' DREAM. IT WAS ABOUT MUTHAFUCKIN' DOLLS OKAY? DON'T TELL ME ITS NOT BLOODY SCARY.

And yeah, i told myself i'd write a super awesome song like 10 years ago and i never got down to doing it, and i don't really plan to either YOU KNOW WHY? Cause i can only make stupid songs that i'll forget overtime. But i can make killer music. :) WHICH IS AWESOME TOO.

P.S.//AHHH HIS NUMBER!! And oh sorry the post had to end so awkwardly, i didn't know how to end the damn post.

I feel like eating a burger.

Hey guys, so i slept over at Josephine's house yesterday and uh it was LATE. VERY LATE. And when i was sleeping, i swear to god my spine was THIS (---) CLOSE to like just falling apart. WHY? CAUSE OF A DUMB INVENTION CALLED THE TRAMPOLINE. And it wasn't just ANY trampoline, it was a GYM TRAMPOLINE. YES, THE FUCKING BIG ONES. Okay, so i was hiding underneath the trampoline because a certain SOMEONE wanted to jump on me. So i hid there and when i decided to finally come out of that damn thing, MY BACK HIT THE TOP OF THE FUCKING RAIL-EY THING. And now there is a bruise and yes, it is kinda swollen. I can imagine all of you laughing at me right now.... BUT, i have nothing to say. Oh and Inez was like a super EMO kid during badminton.

INEZ : I feel like i'm dying....
JILL : Huh?
INEZ : I feel like i'm dying... (pauses) but i feels good.
JILL : What??
INEZ : It feels like i'm leaving this world (looks away)
JILL : Tells me what Inez said and starts laughing, loudly.

INEZ IS SO EMO. HAHAA.
Anyways, JILL I KNOW HE IS THIN, LIKE REALLY THIN. But he is my skinney bitch and it is freakin' awesome. :)
SOOO, THE BLOG IS BECOMING BORINGG!!!

P.S.//I have realised that only bad things that happen to me result in good posts. Which is BAD.
P.P.S.//I WILL BLOG AGAIN LATER.

All the small things.....

Hey guys, i'm here to say...
I MISSED HIM! I MISSED BY LIKE AN HOUR! OH MY BABY JESUS I AM ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF. CAN'T FACEBOOK HAVE SOME ALERT THING WHEN HE LIKE GOES ONLINE? Like text me or something?!??! I think facebook should add this application. I don't mind paying like 6000 bucks a week. I DON'T MIND. And he said he's gonna have like Spanish orals soon....
JILL HE SPEAKS THE LANGUAGE OF G'RABE!!!! DELICIOUS!
Anyways, go read Josephine's blog! I LOVE her brother's post about Ah Lians, it's just perfect in every way. AND OH OH OH SHORT POST BUT BUT BUT BUT THERE'S A REALLY AWESOME KID!!! He's like so freakin''' cool i can't even tell you his awesome powers. (: Click the link to see his awesomeness. Oh BTW, his name is Sungha Jung.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZbZRWINje4
It's him playing Hotel California by Eagles. Its like so bloody awesome. But i like his cover of Smells like teen spirit. OH MY GOSH IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME. And i must say this it's for ALL the Ah Lians in the world, especially for one that has a special place in my heart *COUGH COUGH* (:
SUNGHA JUNG PWNZXCXZCXZCZXCZXCXZCZCXZCXZCZXCZXCZXCZ'S YOU.
And you know what makes him even cooler to me?!?! HE'S KOREAN!! HA! HA HA! KOREAN PEOPLE RULE!
So listen to his awesomeness and at the meantime, i'll cry to myself for not going online earlier.

EFF-KER LA.

Hey guys. I AM PISSSED X 10000000. Here's some stuff from Madeline's blog. And madeline don't tell me i have NO RIGHTS to copy and paste anything from your blog WHY? Because you, yourself made it copy and paste-table.

(SOME SUPER BLUR PICTURE I CAN'T SEE.)
"& Im fucking pissed off by Jacqueline Low & Maria in her tagboard .So what if you are Studying in an English School ?Maria , Go do your piercings lah [:You want pwn Alicia ? Go get belly first .Laughs .& You say people who wears NF Shorts are Lians & cheap ?I guess you are one going around Geylang with no brand shorts .Oh . Sorry to tell you that . I don't even think you could afford .LOL . You go market buy fish lah [:You live in Orlando Towel right !I know :D . You're so highclass as a dog guarding the gates there !Rightszxzxc .English educated dog .Oh , Please . Of cause my english is much lousier than yours ,Im studying in a chinese school & my chinese pwnszxc you .You are what a Disgrace to the chinese .Ohoh . & I forgot something .You told Alicia that people who goes Bugis shopping are cheap too ?Yeah , i go there shopping .I know that you're jealous , Cause you have to guard th gates in Orlando Towel .Aww . Sad for you .from Jacqueline's blog :Maria.: Of course I understand, I'm not stupid like you who speaks dumbfuuck english. Heyo . I speak dumb fuck english .& i almost forgot . You're from an English school . Of course lah !Wait . You're also guarding the gates in CHIJ ToaPayoh Right !Laughs . Stop doing things to disgrace yourself mansxcz . & To Josephine .You better remove th post w. My friend's pictures ,Scolding her a b.itch.So what if you're my Lover ?I don't fucking give a damn okay ."

Okay, what the hell is up with adding the extra ZXCX's to the back of your words? Am i supposed to HOLD the word for like 70 seconds? And SHE DOESN'T LIVE IN ORLANDO TOWERS LA RETARD. And if she DOES live there (she really doesn't) how the hell would you know???? Are you her stalker or something? And we're studying in a english school WHY? CAUSE WE CAN SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH WHILE YOU OBVIOUSLY CAN'T. And if you're so bloody jealous and wanna go to an english school AND BLOODY STUDY YOUR ENGLISH, ITS LIKE FUCKING STUPID. And when the hell did she say that Wearing NF shorts or like Being Lian makes you cheap? Some LIANS that i (unfortunately) know are actually really nice AND UN-CHEAP and i think you're BLIND can you open you apparently fucking big eyes and check her tags? Did she ONCE say that you were cheap? YOU were cheap Y.O.U. no??? SHE DID NOT. Why do you write like LOL/ROFL/HAHAHA/LMAO as Laughs? I don't get it, ANWAYS "Youre so highclass as a dog?" WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, THAT IS WWHY MARIA SAID YOU SPEAK DUMBFUCK ENGLISH GET IT? And you said your chinese "PWNZXZXCZXCZXCZXCXZCZXCZXCZX" us. THEN SUITS YOU LA, WE DIDN'T SAY OUR ENLIGH WOULD LIKE PWNZXZXZXZXZXZCXXCXCZXC YOU.
"You are what a Disgrace to the chinese ."
Yes Madeline, she is WHAT a disgrace to THE chinese. And MARK MY WORDS.
"You are fucking disgrace to the english society, yes you are. And if you LOVE chinese so much why don't you write you blog in Chinese?? (: Yeah! Why not? At least people will be able to read proper chinese. And why the bloody fuck would she have to guard gates in Orlando Towers? I mean at least if she did she'd be earning money unlike you? Spend spend spend, i tell you you're gonna be fucking poor one day. And its really not sad at all Madeline, cause since shes a dog like you think she is then she can bite your fucking head off, so maybe then you'll shut the bloody hell up. And you said she's also guarding the gates at our school, HELL YEAH SHE IS! And she's doing a great job too! Much better than you would've done. More like YOU should stop writing in english before disgracing your self FURTHERZXCXCZXCXCZ.
And who the hell are you to tell Josephine to take shit off her blog, are you her owner NO YOU ARE DEFINTELY NOT, And since when did you think she was scared of you just cause she deleted the post? She deleted it cause she didn't want to fight with you, and you being a bitch of a friend and everything won't understand that SHE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO PISS YOU OFF? And what's up with a belly piercing? I mean its fucking stupid, you are gonna walk around in your bra and underwear when you're in Bugis? No? You're gonna wear a shirt A SHIRT THAT COVERS YOUR BELLY BUTTON, WHICH MEANS PEOPLE CAN'T SEE YOU BLOODY PIERCING GET OVER IT! Even my MOM has a belly piercing, so what the bloody fuck makes it so great?
And another thing Madeline, you don't see me or my friends tagging on your blog, we go to our own (If we have one) and blog about you, So DON'T BLOODY TAG ON MINE. Cause you'd just be wasting your time, i won't read it and neither will i care, you wanna complain go to your blog, and i don't care if you put it on private from now on or blah blah cause only Losers put their blogs on private. (:

For Josephine, my superly filled with awesomeness friend.

Hey Josephine, I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS CAUSE I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT. Anyways, i'd like to dedicate this blog post to you. Why you may ask? Because i am the doughnut and you have the awesome jelly-filled centre that is in me. (: In other words, you are JELLY. Strawberry jelly HHMM. DELICIOUS!
And i know you've been having a shitty week and i just feel so emo when i see you emo-ing. Means it sucks. Shitty stuff includes...........
1. Shitty friend, YOU KNOW WHO LA.
2. Another shitty friend. YOU ALSO KNOW WHO LA.
3. You lost Moon (cat).
4. You cut yourself with a penknife, on the toe??

Four things in a week, Much less then what i gotta handle but, STILL ITS CRAPPY I gotta admit. Losing someone or something is really sad, example being Monty, and my DAD FLUSHED HIS BLOODY BODY DOWN THE BLOODY TOILET! WTF.
Anyways back to you.... Just know that i'll be the tissue you use when you wipe your tears, the t-shirt you wear when you wake up naked on the street, the handphone you use to call when you need someone, the glasses you use to look at E* (HEH HEH), And most of all i'll be your.............................................










CAT!

Worse than cigarettes.

Hey guys, since i'm feeling crapp cause i think i really hurt yong jia's feelings. But here's something i ripped from facebook. Don'tcha just LOVE it when i RIP?

Rules: 1. Put your music library on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song title as the answer to the question, no matter how silly it sounds! Most of the time they seem to work though, strangely enough.
4. Ok, go!
5. When you're done, tag 20 people in this note, and make sure to tag the person who sent you this. The answer to #20 is the Title of your note. (I am not gonna do this, waste of my time.)

1. If someone says, “shelf” You say?
I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy.

2. How would you describe yourself?
I'm Ready - Jack's Mannequin. (JILL don't you just LOVE IT when ARM talks in the song?)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
What Is Happening - Alphabeat

4. How do you feel today?
Starlight - Muse

5. What is your life’s purpose?
Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous - Good Charlotte.

7. What do your friends think of you?
Girl Next Door - Saving Jane

8. What do you think of your parents?
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic At The Disco. (AHAHAHHAA)
(Pauses for awhile to listen to the song)

9. What do you think about very often?
Holiday - Boys Like Girls

10. What is 2 + 2?
Camisado - Panic At The Disco.

11. What do you think of your best friend?
Hollaback Boy - Cobra Starship

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Ooh La - The Kooks

13. What is your life story?
The Scientist - Coldplay ( I didn't really do too well in science though........)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
It's Time To Dance - Panic At The Disco.

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Not Good Enough For The Truth In Cliché - Escape The Fate (RONNIE RADKE FTW!!)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Fuck You - Lily Allen (HOLY SHIT MAN, WHAT KIND OF GUY AM I MARRYING?)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance

18. What is your biggest fear?
Crack A Bottle - Eninem

19. What is your biggest secret?
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me - Fall Out Boy

20. What will you post this as?
Strawberry Swing - Coldplay (No, actually i won't.)

So there you go, and yong jia if you feel offended please call me. But i must warn you, i may not pick up the phone as i have a very busy schedule. :)

P.S.//You shoudn't have a girlfriend unless you're over 90 years old.

RE : Madeline.

Hey man, which Madeline are you?? I have alot of friends named Madeline and i'm not sure which of them you are. So..... yup. And uh like Hong Li said, What the hell is "po"?? Is it like a hokkien word? Or like something in Japanese?
And btw, Maria is not a caucasian, she's Asian... So yeah.
And why would i take time off my fucking fucked up schedule to meet you so you can like scold me in Hokkien and seriously i won't understand a shit. So i'm telling you i'm not worth your time man. And like i'm really happy, i didn't say i was angry at you for like defending for rights and everything. And i still don't get why you're angry.... Mind telling me IN ENGLISH? :)
Oh and you said like "Don't step one computer warrior." What does THAT mean?? I seriously don't get what you're trying to say.

Holiday = Crap

Hey guys. So right now, the definition of holiday to me right now is just that i don't have to wake up at 6 am every morning. But i still have the fucking tightest schedule in the world. It's just a fucking fuck of fuck.
I just want to rewind to one of the only good thing that happened to me so far this year, the coldplay concert TOTALLY BLEW MY MIND. And a little Someone was there. :) Sitting all the way at the back while I being the one of the lucky few was sitting SO CLOSE to the front. And that little Someone ran to Chris Martin when he was on stage like RIGHT NEXT to the people sitting on the far left side of the place. :) I should have seen you Mystery someone........

Anyways back to my so called HOLIDAY. I have like badminton training like every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. WTF. And like i still have tuition ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Oh damn, it's like the WORST holiday i've had in my life so far, and you know what's worse? After the stupid parent teacher meeting with that Major Idiot KAW my mum totally started being all fucking Sterotypical on me.

She was like You should hang out with friends who have good grades more.
If i HAD a choice i wouldn't even be hanging out with like nerds and freaks man. Just cause my class is full of em' Like lets be STEROTYPICAL for a moment here and talk about jokes, AHH jokes, the fun part in friendship.

Here's a joke from one of my friends.

" What did sushi A say to sushi B?"

ANS : "WASABI!" Do ou get it? Wassup B? HAHAHA.

And heres a joke a nerd friend would probably tell me.
Nerd: "YOU KNOW WHAT????"

Me: "What?"
Nerd: "Once, my friend used the past tense INSTEAD OF THE PAST PERFECT!!!! HAHAHA ROFL, LOL, LMAO."
Me: "Wtf?"

Thats probably what would happen. And i would NOT like that.... Its just stupid to be sterotypical, like one VERY COMMON sterotype about asian are that We have TEEENY TINNY EYES. Yes, some of us do, THANKS TO STUPID CHEENA GENES. But let me ask you. Does this persons' EYES look small to you?

NO, THIS BABYS' EYES ARE CLEARLY BIG AND COCKED. YES, SHE IS ASIAN YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE SHE CLEARLY LOOKS ASIAN. The whole ohh, my baby has to be bald so that she can have really nice hair when she's older (so chinese) So yeah, STEROTYPING IS NOT GOOD.
N.O.T. G.O.O.D.

P.S.// CAN THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE PLEASE GO ONLINE EVERYDAY AND TALK TO ME???? LIKE NOW??

L.O.V.E.

Love... AHH love......

L = Look at your hair, your eyes YOUR OLD LEVIS!
O = I'm O-D-ing on you..
V = Vodka is your Favourite drink.
E = Eevona is your mother's name.



And if you look in the other side the front letters make up LIVE. It means you LIVE to LOVE. I guess so.... So yeah. LOVE is so damn lovely that i decided i'd dedicate a SPEACIAL post to LOVE.
I think they should make a day for love... Wait there already is! VALENTINES DAY. But sadly, i did not celebrate it WHY? CAUSE I WOKE UP TOO DAMN LATE. Nevermind, i'll create another day on my blog! Called ILLD. It stand for... I LOVE LOVE DAY! HELL YEAH! IT WILL BE A HOLIDAY FOR ME SO I DON'T HAVE TO BLOG! Hahahhahaa. Oh yeah!
Anyways here's something from AN AWESOME DUDE CALLED EDWARD. No not your fugly Edward Cullen, Edward Monkton, one of the coolest dudes i know.

LOVEE.
Benz & Josephine....
Nicole & Luc......
Jill & Bill/Jack/Mark/Gabe
Bob & Tom....

SO MANY PEOPLE IN LOVE. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE.
Here's a little something dedicated to LOVE.
"Love is patient, Love is kind. Love means slowly losing your mind."
Oh i shall write a poem about LOVE.

When you see someone you LOVE, your mind goes TEEHEE!
Like milk and cows, like A pot and Some tea,
That line didn't make sense please forgive me.
But I hope you're not like Maddona, she only likes younger guys,
Cause she's a self denying freak who thinks she's still 29.
Don't think you can't find love if you not very tall,
Cause i'm not very tall either and saying that would be insulting myself.
So go out there and find love where-ever you are,
Cause if you don't you'll die a lonely virgin, then you won't go very far.

Jac in REAL life.

This post is A-SPEACIALLY dedicated to by Bestie-westie friend.
Nicole Katarina Tom Hofabauer.

Reasons why i love her.
1. She's a girl.
2. Her "confirmation name goes well with my middle name (BOB).
3. She smells like soap.
4. She isn't an Ah Lian
5. She has nice pants
6. She's a crab
7. She lives in India

So thats pretty much why i love her so much, other than that shes an awesome friend (Jill Khoo too). Like uh i don't know what a love letters' supposed to say so uh, OH YEAH IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY........... I LOVE YOU. And yes, i do.

Okay, back to my REAL life not so filled with love. My mum totally just like brought up my marks to my dad and now he's all pissy and shit, and you know what he told me??
"I don't wanna settle this now. I'll settle this with you another time."
I AM FUCKING SCARED MAN. While, at the meantime I'll just pray that he doesn't kill me and that i live to see ******* or KevJumba.
Oh KevJumba = Awesomest Asian Person Alive. Also known as the AAPA.
BACK TO MY DAD, My mom was like The teacher said she was LAST in class, I AM NOT LAST IN CLASS YOU TARD. I'M 37 ITS NOT THE LASTT OKAY? So i was like NO. I'm not the last. Then my dad looked at the shit and was like THATS LAST WHAT, ONLY 3 PLACES. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK LA. USE YOUR BRAIN, 37 IS NOT THE LAST 40 IS.
OMFG, I am so pissed. At pretty much uh the world. Yeah, pissed at myself for...
1. Not getting good results.
2. Having dimples at the *not very nice* places on my face.
3. Not putting any effort into trying to plearn "Flight Of The BumbleBee"

RE : MY TAGBOARD.
No bloody Ah Lians/Fucktards/AssWipes/Assholes ARE ALLOWED TO TAG. If you wanna fight about shit then GO WRITE SHIT ON YOUR BLOG. NOT MINE. BLOODY HELL, YOU AH LIAN THEN AH LIAN LA! CAN'T BLOODY LIVE WITH IT THEN KILL YOURSELF. DO WHATEVER I DON'T BLOODY CARE, YOU'RE FAT? THEN GO FOR LIPOSUCTION OR KILL YOUSELF. IF YOU'RE UGLY, GO DROWN IN A POND, IF YOU FREDDIE, HEY! AND IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, THEN CLAP YOUR FUCKING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!